Legolas, a strong elf, thought himself to be immune to love, until that one fateful day....
Once upon a time, Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, and oh so deliciously hot and tasty elf was walking through the forest. He sees a beautiful maiden in white, glowing. It is the maiden of the moon, Sohlien. Legolas realizes his love for her as soon as he sees her and asks her to marry him at that second. It seems as though it is unlikely love, for she was a maiden of the moon and he was an elf. But, she agrees and they make wild elf love from sun up to sun down. From left to right. From north to south. In the leaves, on the trees. They did it on a box. In the box. Around the box (Boy, they were really obsessed with the box). They did it eating lox. They had finished for the time being and the next round was to start in 5 minutes. Legolas sighed. He had given up on love, but with Sohlien in his arms, he realized that it was never too late...for love.
The End.
Once upon a time, Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, and oh so deliciously hot and tasty elf was walking through the forest. He sees a beautiful maiden in white, glowing. It is the maiden of the moon, Sohlien. Legolas realizes his love for her as soon as he sees her and asks her to marry him at that second. It seems as though it is unlikely love, for she was a maiden of the moon and he was an elf. But, she agrees and they make wild elf love from sun up to sun down. From left to right. From north to south. In the leaves, on the trees. They did it on a box. In the box. Around the box (Boy, they were really obsessed with the box). They did it eating lox. They had finished for the time being and the next round was to start in 5 minutes. Legolas sighed. He had given up on love, but with Sohlien in his arms, he realized that it was never too late...for love.
The End.