Floddo Bunnies and his adventures
One day, Floddo Bunnies and his donkey-faced uncle, Bimbo Bunnies decided to celebrate their birthday for no reason. Then during the celebration, a giant red dragon flew over their heads screaming, ?°100 percent discount at Green Dragon Inn!!!?± And everyone ran to the inn immediately.
Bimbo was very angry and he yell aloud, ?°This is the end! GOOD-BYE!!!?± and he jumped a 203.462897 degrees summersault and gave the loudest fart in Middle earth?¡¥s history. This was recorded in a book call ?°Farty man of Middle Earth?± by Gun-duck the wizard. His fart drove him up into deep space. But he retry into the atmosphere after 57 hours and 46 minutes and 52 seconds and he turned into a comet and blasted off to Rivendell.
?°I learnt this from a show called Pokemon where two people and a cat keep flying at the speed of light.?± he said later on in the story.
Then Gunduck the wizard was very angry and chased him on a firework but unfortunately, the film director Pimple Jackson have not enough money to pay for his role, so he died. (But later on, the director struck lottery and called him to be resurrected.)
The next day, Gunduck returned by digging his way out from the floor of Bang-Ent. ?°Bilbo recommended me to watch a show called pokemon at Rivendell.?± he said proudly to Floddo. ?°I learnt how to dig from a creature call Diglette! Almond the nutty elf also loved the show very much too!?±
Then he handed him a ring. ?°Had a hard time bargaining for this with a man selling pirated lord of the rings goods.?± he said angrily.
The wizard suddenly grabbed Floddo by his neck and yelled, ?°YOU MUST DESTROY THE RING! KEEP IT SAFE, KEEP IT SECRET!!?±
Then he left the house without a word and scream so loud that the entire Middle Earth could hear, ?°Floddo has the ring! Come and catch him if you can!~?±
After sometime, an ugly boy with a scar on his forehead knocked on his door. ?°Come in!?± Floddo called out.
The boy came in and began rapping, ?°I am Hairy Pork-er! I study in Hot- wargs and my scar cost Pimple Jackson 15 dollars to paint. I have two very good friends. They are Hermit-crab and Ronny Ducky. One is boy, one is girl. I come from the Grinny-door house and I have caused it to have minus 456 points (still going down) and thus making it an eternity loser! My parents had both been locked into poke-balls by a stupid person call Revolting-mot. And?-?±
After a few centuries, the boy continued to keep mumbling on whatever stuffs until a woman from a place called England came and kidnapped him and squeezed out of him whatever he knew into a story call ?°Hairy Pork-er?±. Then a man also from England, came and kidnapped Floddo and forced him to tell whatever he knew to form an imaginary place call Middle Moon.
The End.
Yeah, I know this story is stupid but I?¡¥ve nothing to do. Hope you enjoy it.
One day, Floddo Bunnies and his donkey-faced uncle, Bimbo Bunnies decided to celebrate their birthday for no reason. Then during the celebration, a giant red dragon flew over their heads screaming, ?°100 percent discount at Green Dragon Inn!!!?± And everyone ran to the inn immediately.
Bimbo was very angry and he yell aloud, ?°This is the end! GOOD-BYE!!!?± and he jumped a 203.462897 degrees summersault and gave the loudest fart in Middle earth?¡¥s history. This was recorded in a book call ?°Farty man of Middle Earth?± by Gun-duck the wizard. His fart drove him up into deep space. But he retry into the atmosphere after 57 hours and 46 minutes and 52 seconds and he turned into a comet and blasted off to Rivendell.
?°I learnt this from a show called Pokemon where two people and a cat keep flying at the speed of light.?± he said later on in the story.
Then Gunduck the wizard was very angry and chased him on a firework but unfortunately, the film director Pimple Jackson have not enough money to pay for his role, so he died. (But later on, the director struck lottery and called him to be resurrected.)
The next day, Gunduck returned by digging his way out from the floor of Bang-Ent. ?°Bilbo recommended me to watch a show called pokemon at Rivendell.?± he said proudly to Floddo. ?°I learnt how to dig from a creature call Diglette! Almond the nutty elf also loved the show very much too!?±
Then he handed him a ring. ?°Had a hard time bargaining for this with a man selling pirated lord of the rings goods.?± he said angrily.
The wizard suddenly grabbed Floddo by his neck and yelled, ?°YOU MUST DESTROY THE RING! KEEP IT SAFE, KEEP IT SECRET!!?±
Then he left the house without a word and scream so loud that the entire Middle Earth could hear, ?°Floddo has the ring! Come and catch him if you can!~?±
After sometime, an ugly boy with a scar on his forehead knocked on his door. ?°Come in!?± Floddo called out.
The boy came in and began rapping, ?°I am Hairy Pork-er! I study in Hot- wargs and my scar cost Pimple Jackson 15 dollars to paint. I have two very good friends. They are Hermit-crab and Ronny Ducky. One is boy, one is girl. I come from the Grinny-door house and I have caused it to have minus 456 points (still going down) and thus making it an eternity loser! My parents had both been locked into poke-balls by a stupid person call Revolting-mot. And?-?±
After a few centuries, the boy continued to keep mumbling on whatever stuffs until a woman from a place called England came and kidnapped him and squeezed out of him whatever he knew into a story call ?°Hairy Pork-er?±. Then a man also from England, came and kidnapped Floddo and forced him to tell whatever he knew to form an imaginary place call Middle Moon.
The End.
Yeah, I know this story is stupid but I?¡¥ve nothing to do. Hope you enjoy it.