I don't own Ayame. I don't own Rikimaru. I don't own Master Shinsai. I don't own anything for that matter. All I own is a small cardboard shack in my Mother's front yard and a PS2, a Game cube and a computer. The only clothes on my back are Ducky pajamas. I have to walk three miles to school every day…wait; I don't even live three miles away…Never mind. Do you know how hard it is to waterproof a cardboard shack? It's only as hard as trying to wire one for electricity!
I'd just like to say that I beat Tenchu, Wrath of heaven at 3:00 in the morning
Friday 6/27/03. Did I get the date right? Anyway, I'd gotten Tenchu on Monday beaten it on Friday. I got mad skillz! As Ayame, I can't remember what happened! Baka Dragon Lady. I was tired and it was late. Can you blame me? What I'm trying to say is that if anyone has beaten Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven (Tenchu 3 in Britain, I think)
As Ayame, please tell me the storyline after Ayame beats the Doctor Kimaira person. THX, I will send you flowers. (Not really, as I went broke buying the cardboard.)
Gods, I talk to much…ON WITH THE FIC!!!! _
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Tenchu 4: Assassins of Insanity
By Dragon Lady
Chapter 1: There's A Reason Why The Word "Ass" Is In Assassin Twice!
[Rikimaru awoke, slowly…painfully. He winced closed his eyes again, the light of day was too bright for him. All he remembered was defeating Tenrai…meeting up with Ayame…getting knocked unconscious from lack of energy. It was morning, he knew that much, he could see out the door of the hut he was in that the shadows were still a bit long.
He felt under him, a futon. He looked around the room, and finally his eyes landed on Ayame, the center of his affection, he just wished she weren't so eager about it.]
Ayame-Good morning, Koibito! [Gazing into his eyes.]
Riki-Wha-? What did you just…?
Ayame-Koibito?
Riki-Wait a sec, Ayame, did you…?
Ayame-Hee hee… You're a fast learner, Riki!
Riki-YOU MARRIED ME WHILE I WAS UNCONCIOUS?!?!?
Ayame-Well, not like you'd go through with it conscious!
Riki-Arg…Ayame, I think your okay and all, but...
Ayame-I love you too, Riki!
[Ayame pounced him, and tried to rip his shirt off with one of her blades. She threw away the blades and then tried to pry his legs open.]
Ayame-TAKE ME, RIKI!
Riki-Ack, Ayame, stop trying to pry my legs open!
Ayame-But Riki-Chan, please! As your wife, it's my obligation to screw you silly!
[Ayame managed to rip Riki's pants off, and then she went for his shorts.]
Riki-Not the shorts, Ayame! Please, I'll…I'll…I'll do everything this time!
Ayame- Really?
Riki-Yes now, just close your eyes and lay down here…@_@
Ayame-/Oh wow…how I have waited for this day! / Okay, Riki, I trust you.
[Rikimaru ran out of the hut.]
Ayame-Riki? Riiiiiikiiiiiiiii? You wouldn't be dumb enough to run away from me now, would you? I can sense Ki, you know.
[Ayame jumped up and ran out of the hut, drawing her blades. Riki was running through the village like a madman, trying to escape her wrath.]
Ayame-You is an ass, Rikimaru!
Riki-/Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away! / x_X
Villager- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run away, MAD NINJA WOMAN!
[The entire village goes into a frenzy…one ninja dude jumps into the well]
Shinobi Iishi- Ouch…aw man, I'm stuck, help! Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
[Onikage jumps in front of Rikimaru, and Riki runs smack into him.]
Riki- Oh, sorry Onikage, didn't se you the-ONIKAGE! *Double take*
Oni- Hey, Rikicakes! And how are you today?
Riki-I'm not very good, you queer demon you! I'm trying to run away from my new "wife"!
Oni- /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarriiiiiiieeeeeed! / *Puts on a fake smile* I'm so happy for you! ¤_¤ Actually, I'm extremely jealous…so I'm gonna kidnap you and make YOU MINE! Muahahahahahahaha!
Riki- Oh, Gods, Dragon, do I have...to…him?
Dragon- Yeas….
Riki- Shit. Fuck. Damn.
[Onikage lifts Rikimaru up like a bride and jumps into the air.]
Oni- I'M AS GIDDY AS A SCHOOLGIRL!
Shinobi Iishi- [Sees from well] Haha! A gay demon kidnapped you! Ha ha ha ha-OOOOOOOOOOW! [Got hit in crotch with shuriken] _;
Ayame- Riki-Chan! [Runs to edge of building and outstretches hand]
Riki- Ayame! [Hand only brushes against hers as Onikage jumps away]
Shinobi- Hahahahahaha! [Holding bleeding privates]
Riki- Rage. Anger. Irritation. Humiliation.
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Look for part two: Shinobi, Ayame, and Zhang!
Shinobi- Gods, My Di-
[Zhang silences him]
Zhang- you want this story to be rated R or supping?