Edward Cullen's in Town, a twilight fanfic

EDWARD CULLEN'S IN TOWN

Ho, ho, nothing like another anti-Twilight ditty to spread the holiday cheer! Bet you a dozen candy canes you can't guess which tune this goes to!

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

You better watch out
You better skidoo
Right now, if you know
What's good for you
Because Edward Cullen's in town!

He's got glowing eyes
And skin that's snow-white
Trust me when I say
That this boy's got bite
Oh, no, Edward Cullen's in town!

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows everything you're up to
He's no good, for goodness' sake!

So, you better watch out
You better make haste
You must save yourself
There's no time to waste
Because Edward Cullen's in town!