Okay this I won't lie was randomer then random it just came out of a left field and started growing and growing, I just decided what the hell It will probably be unpopular or something people might hate I realize this but if I don't get my ideas out…..my head starts to hurt…..no duh but anyways this is a Tammy x Louise or Tamise/Loummy story I wrote it after the Mazel-Tina episode in which Louise and Tammy got stuck in a gigantic replica Tammy head at Tammy's bat mitzvah. And I liked their interaction a lot and thought they had some chemistry well back to the story eventually well they worked together to get out and of course my brain had some thoughts and well…what if Louise helped Tammy and exchange Tammy owed Louise a debt, also characters are aged up anyways okay here we go…..
~enjoy~
:::The day after Tammy's bat mitzvah, Wagstaff Gymnasium. 10 years ago…..
"Alright students! That's enough volleyball for today!" says coach heister gruffly
Louise makes her way to the gymnasium locker room, along with the other girls.
Louise then begins changing, as she enters the locker room when suddenly Tammy walks up to her.
"Hey, Louise right?" asks Tammy curiously.
"Yes, the brightest Belcher child at your service." Says Louise cockily with a sly smile.
"Yeah, well I was going to say thank you. Or whatever for getting me out of that giant replica of my head and for keeping me somewhat company." Says Tammy abrasively with a sigh.
"It's no problem, but you do realize you do owe me a debt right. and one day I will collect." says Louise with a smirk.
"Whatever, weirdo bye." Says Tammy in a frustrated yet annoyed manner as she walks away from Louise.
:::Out of This World Coffee house, Point Pleasant New Jersey-10 years later…..:::
(Work is such a bitch! Hell I thought school was…..well it was awesome compared to this bullshit having to take orders from dick heads who don't know shit about shit but whatever it doesn't matter hell one day I will get another job and then I won't have to deal with these dickheads) thinks Tammy to herself with a grimace.
"Hello!? Are you even listening to me!? Manager!" Screams out the angry costumer.
(Fucking jerk off asshole I wish I could just punch this jackass right in his mouth, I mean what is up his ass so much that he has to come in here and cause a big scene in the middle of an Out of This World coffee shop like seriously dude get a fucking life take a chill pill and mellow out) thinks Tammy to herself frustrated at her current predicament.
"HELLO!? TAMMY!? ARE YOU THERE!?" says The Manger in angrily frustrated tone as he waves his hand in front of Tammy's face.
"WHAT! WHAT IS IT STEVE!?" screams out Tammy angrily with a scowl and a frown on her face.
"Don't you yell at me missy, I will fire you real quick like!" says Steve angrily with a look of frustration and anger on his face.
"Oh don't bother because I fucking quit! So shove this job up your ass!" says Tammy angrily, as she takes off her apron and throws it on the counter and then walks off.
"You ruined a good thing!, Do you here me!?, You ain't ever going to be nothing!" screams out Steve.
Tammy just flips him off and walks out of the Coffee house, and then she begins walking down the streets.
Tammy walks a couple of blocks in silence.
(Well what now…? I guess I could sit down in my apartment and chill out…..but how long will that last….I don't have a job I can't pay rent hell I will be out on the fucking street, but it's not like mom will give a fuck she is too busy living her own goddamn life with her new boy toy…fucking bitch. She doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, hell she wanted throw me out of the house when I was thirteen luckily dad was there to stop her…but now he isn't he is gone…) thinks Tammy to herself sadly with a frown on her. face
(Thirteen the age I was when we moved when I enrolled at Wagstaff I met Tina, and the rest of the Belchers…weird last name nice people although I won't lie I was a major bitch especially to Tina I really shouldn't have been I mean I liked her. She was cool it's just all the bullshit plus…..hell I can't help my personality I have always been abrasive and somewhat emotionally shallow. but hell that ain't my fault it's my fucked up mentality so yeah I come off as a total bitch but like I said I can't help that, if I could I wouldn't sound like a bitch) thinks Tammy to herself with a grimace.
(Speak of the devil…) thinks Tammy to herself as she stops in front of Bob's Burgers.
Tammy looks on at the restaurant before finally deciding to go inside.
:::Meanwhile inside Bob's Burgers...:::
Teddy and Mort suddenly turn around to look at the costumer just entering.
"Ummmmm Hello" says Tammy politely yet awkwardly making a sheepish smile and wave.
"Hello there young lady" says Mort politely with a smile on his face as he raises his mug of coffee.
"Hey there" says Teddy in a polite yet deadpan tone.
Tammy then takes a seat in one of the booths sitting there with her head down.
(it's so different, so weird I am sitting in Tina's Father's restaurant her territory a girl I used to be super bitchy to, a girl who doesn't really deserve to forgive me…..hell she could throw me out just for the principle and I couldn't do jack shit about it…) thinks Tammy to herself with a frown.
"Tammy?"asks a familiar voice in curiosity.
"Tina?" asks Tammy back curiously as she sees the familiar face of Tina Belcher.
"Hey Tina-girl how are you?" says Tammy Happily with a smile on her face.
"Uhhhhhhhh…..I am good how are you?" says Tina awkwardly yet happily.
"Fine…..I have been better though" says Tammy sadly with a frown on her face.
"Well…what is it?" asks Tina curiously as she sits at the booth with Tammy.
"Well…where do I start….my dad died then, my mom remarried to another man and even though I was only sixteen she threw me out of the house so I lived in my car for a while…then I got a job and saved up enough money to get a small little apartment across town then. I quit my same job and well here I am" says Tammy with a slight smile but a disappointed tone in her voice.
"I am sorry to hear that" says Tina sadly with a frown on her face.
"it's okay" says Tammy with a slight smile on her face.
"Huh? It's so weird, I have never seen you in here before" says Tina in surprise.
"Yeah…I was kind of a bitch back then I am sorry about that, I mean you were a great friend, and I shouldn't have been that way towards you. So I apologize" says Tammy apologetically with a slight frown on her face.
"It's okay it was middle school things like that happen, it's all water under the bridge" says Tina understandably with a smile.
"So…..where are your brother and sister?" asks Tammy curiously.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh….they are just out, I don't really know where." says Tina simply yet slightly awkwardly.
Tammy just smiles, and laughs slightly.
"Siblings, you never know where they're going until they are gone" says Tammy amusingly with a slight smile.
"True enough" says Tina calmly with a slight smile.
Suddenly Louise and Gene, walk into the restaurant.
"Oh my god, that was the longest hour of my life!" says Louise exasperatedly.
"Hey, at least we learned a valuable lesson. Dentures and hot sauce are not a good combo" says Gene happily with a smile.
"And we brought down that Edith Cranwinkle, bitch down a peg." Says Louise happily with a sly smile.
"The old spinster hag!." Shouts Gene with a smile
Gene, and Louise then see Tammy and Tina sitting down together talking.
"Hey, is that who I think it is?" says Gene curiously.
"Yeah it's Tammy, from high school she stopped by for a visit." Says Tina in a deadpan manner
"Wait weren't you that girl, that almost got crapped on by Zeke that one time. but Louise pushed you out of the way" asks Gene curiously.
"Yep one in the same, also that bitchy girl in Wagstaff who well messed with your sister a lot. Which sorry about that I was kind of a bitch back then but I have changed a lot I'm not that big of a bitch anymore." Says Tammy calmly with a slight smile
"Oh well if the Tinster is okay with ya, I am okay with ya." Says Gene happily with a smile.
"Thanks" says Tammy simply with a slight smile before looking over in Louise's direction
(Holy crap is that Louise Belcher!?, damn she turned out well hot!, I mean I would have never thought it but then again. I never thought I would turn out to be bisexual and well here we are, still little girl in a pink bunny hat hardly stuck me as anything other than that little girl in a pink bunny hat. But damn she is freaking sexy as hell.) thinks Tammy to herself as she looks Louise over
Louise then stares at Tammy for a brief moment.
"So not that big of a bitch anymore, implies bitchiness but on a lower level right." says Louise sarcastically with a grin.
"I would prefer to call it, a bitch with an excuse." Says Tammy with a sly smile.
Louise and Gene, then take a seat in the booth right next to Tina and Tammy.
"So Tina, how are you and Jimmy Junior doing?" asks Tammy curiously
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fine we have been dating for two months now." Groans out Tina awkwardly .
"Finally, I was wondering when you two would get together. I mean I could tell you two liked each other but it seemed like everything kept you two apart, but I am glad you two finally got together it's about damn time" says Tammy happily yet exasperatedly
"Thanks Tammy, how are you and Zeke?" says Tina happily yet curiously.
"We broke up a long time ago." Says Tammy with a roll of her eyes.
"Oh, I am sorry." Says Tina in an apologetic manner.
"Eh, don't be hell we come from two different worlds. And in the end we just couldn't work things out, plus I am pretty sure he wasn't too stoked on the idea of a bisexual girlfriend." Says Tammy simply with a sigh.
Louise looks over in Tammy's direction, at that exact moment at which point Tammy winks at her.
Louise then blushes slightly as she looks away to hide her blush.
*What the hell did I just blush!?, I never freaking blush for Christ sakes!? Louise Belcher doesn't blush and yet I did…what the hell was that all about.* thinks Louise herself frustratingly.
"Wait your bisexual?" asks Tina in a curious yet shocked manner.
"Yeah, sometimes I prefer the P, and sometimes I prefer the V. and sometimes if I am lucky which most of the time I am I get both." says Tammy cockily with smirk.
"Best of both worlds, P and V forever!" shouts out Gene happily
Linda then comes out of the back room at that exact moment.
"All this talk of P's and V's I feel like the sky opened up, and rained David Bowie and rainbows" says Linda happily with a slight laugh.
"Hey mom, Tammy came by for a visit." Says Tina in her usual calm manner.
"Oh, yeah I remember her didn't you two not get along in school." Says Linda slightly curiously
"Yeah, I came by to apologize to Tina for that. I mean honestly it was just a hard time for me and I guess I was just taking it out on her, so I just wanted to come by and apologize for that." Says Tammy simply with a slight smile
"Awwwwwwwww, that's so sweet. Well any friend of our little tiny bo beany is a friend of ours." Says Linda with a smile
"Thank you Mrs. Belcher" says Tammy with a slight smile
"No problem, any friend of my little tiny bo beanie is good in my book." Says Linda happily with a smile.
"Friends! Like family but more friendly!" says Gene cheerfully with a smile.
"Or, pawns that can be used to get what you want." Says Louise with a slight smirk.
"Like you with the Pesto twins." Says Tina stoically.
"I heard those two have twin sex, with each other." Says Tammy slightly sarcastically
"I wouldn't doubt it, those two are friggin weirdos!" exclaims Louise equally sarcastically.
"Oh I know, tell me about it I ran into them the other day. Oh my god I thought I would have to chop my ears off or something." says Tammy sarcastically with a slight laugh.
"Oh my god, they are so annoying." Says Louise in an exasperated manner.
"I hear you on that." Says Tammy with a sly smile.
"Hey, Tina I need you and Louise to help me back here at the grill, and Gene I need you outside handing out free samples."
"Might I perform some musical entertainment?" asks Gene curiously.
"No Gene, we don't need it to be another McMillan incident." Says Bob in an exasperated manner.
"I was trying to entice her with food and music, I mean it would have been a great way to fill the void left by her husband!" argues Gene
"Gene, just go get on the burger shirt." Says Bob as he rubs the bridge of his nose
"Oh fine, party pooper." Says Gene with a pout as he grabs the burgers shirt and goes into the bathroom.
"Hey, I will have you know I am the life of every party I have been to!" argues Bob.
Tammy then gets up out of her booth, and begins walking to the door.
"I see you're all busy, I suppose I will just come back some other time." Says Tammy as she walks to the front door.
"Okay see you later Tammy." Tina through the little window in the wall.
"See yah Tina, bye Gene bye Louise!"
"Sayonara chickaroonie!" Exclaims Gene happily as he exits the bathroom.
"See yah!" says Louise through the same little window as Tina.
:::Outside of the restaurant:::
(Yeah I think I will enjoy seeing more of the Belchers, especially seeing more of Louise…..) thinks Tammy to herself with a smirk as she walks down the street.
:::To Be Continued in Chapter 2….:::