Title: Mother Kyouya
Author: Icassica
Universe: Ouran High School Host Club
Theme/Topic: Mother-dom and Kyouya
Rating: K+. Slight mention of groping.
Characters: Kyouya, Tamaki, Haruhi, Mori and Honey. Plus the Twins.
Warnings/Spoilers: None that I can think of...
Word Count: 517
Time: Eight minutes.
Summary: Mother Kyouya. Makes you think of a pretty lady, doesn't it?
Dedication: Iz because she wanted a whole load of drabbles.
A/N:This is weird. Just plain weird. If you're frightened by weird, run and never look back.
Distribution: Warn me please but then you'll be free to take. Just a word of warning; please don't try and pass it off for your own work. It's unfair and it's not going to help you or me. I don't mind if you stick on the moon if you credit me somewhere even if it's really small at the end. Rant over...
Mother Kyouya
Mother. The name you call the woman who bore you. Who fed you and carried you and took you to school and wiped the drool off your chin. The woman who listens to you and tells people embarrassing stories when you're a teenager. The name of the woman who is, for the first few years in your life, the most important woman in the world to you. Because Mother keeps everything running smoothly and peacefully, keeps the children from fighting and Father from interrupting. Mother directs the family like a professional because she is one.
And Kyouya knows this. And he is in a way the mother of the Host Club. He carries the Club, makes sure it works, and wipes up the messes that are bound to occur. He listens to the ideas and turns them into something applicable to the Club and he tells the embarrassing stories if you deserve it. He is the most important member of the Club in that respect. He keeps everything as smooth as possible and stops Hikaru and Karou from messing with Tamaki's head most of the time and keeps Tamaki off of Haruhi and off of him as well. He makes sure Honey doesn't have too much cake and that Mori has some customers every day. He points the way to riches and being a family and a business operation come to perfection.
Kyouya thinks of the Host Club as his family. Tamaki as his partner which means Tamaki's Daddy and Mori's his eldest son. Honey's the baby of the family and the twins are the troublesome middle sons. Haruhi is the daughter, the sole daughter. Is it not unsurprising that he, as the mother of this family, associates closest with his only daughter?
He is cold and calculating. But that's who he is. He keeps the whole Club afloat. Without him, the Club would have sunk beneath the waves many months ago. And that's his charge.
"Mother! Tell the Devil-Twins to leave my darling, precious Daughter alone!" Tamaki grabs his arm and hauls him away from both his thoughts and his laptop. Looking over at the grinning twins and the exasperated Haruhi, he is ready to explode. He is almost ready to hit the roof and take Tamaki with him.
"You interrupt my accounts to tell the twins to stop molesting Haruhi correct?" He says, the thunderstorm gathering ominously behind him completely ignored by Tamaki who nods hard. "Then why, pray tell are your hands on her chest?" Haruhi gives him a grateful smile and he smiles benevolently back, "And Haruhi? If you persist in making Tamaki distract me from my work, then I will double your debt. Am I clear?"
Haruhi glares at him and moves off to serve more tea. Tamaki goes to his corner of woe and the Twins move off to make more devious plans no doubt. Thought out all this, Honey and Mori are completely oblivious to what went on. But that's the way it's always been. Kyouya sorts things out. And he will always be doing that...
Because Kyouya is Mother...
Hey guys,
Yet another fandom has been destroyed with my writing but it was there...And I couldn't resist. So yeah...Um... Whatever...
Basically I have a confession to make. A big one:
I like DRABBLING.
So...I badgered my friends into giving me a MASSIVE list of random words and now I have nearly five hundred random words to put a drabble to and I have done pairings and main characters have all been picked for each.
So, I plan to put them all up and see what you think. I kinda nicked the idea from peroxidepest who did a similar thing with Bleach. So go read hers. Go on. Go...
Number 73, Mother, Kyouya.