Hey everyone :) So this is my first ever fanfiction, I'm a bit scared about putting it up after reading so many great ones on here but I'm hoping I won't lower the standard too much!

Sadly I don't own Silent Witness, everything you recognise from the series belongs to the BBC. If you read pinkswallowsun's fanfiction ( and if you don't then whyever not, she's amazing! ) then you might recognise some of the other AU characters- yes, they are the same ones who feature in her fics, but it's OK, she's my sister and she gave me permission to borrow them for this fic as long as I stuck to a strict set of terms and conditions :P It's OK with her, I promise, and she's read and approved this. That said, this is completely seperate from her fics and you don't need to have read them.

I hope you enjoy, and please do review, I would love your feedback! :) If there's enough interest then this will continue!

I xx

A/N: I have made some minor changes to the format following some advice from a reviewer. Thank you for pointing this out to me, I hope this was what you had in mind. I'm sorry if you felt I was breaking the rules of the site.

Harry Cunningham and Nikki Cunningham joined Facebook.

Harry Cunningham is now friends with Nikki Cunningham and 3 others.

Nikki Cunningham is married to Harry Cunningham.

Harry Cunningham has poked Nikki Cunningham.

Nikki Cunningham wrote on Harry Cunningham's wall: Leave me alone you!

Harry Cunningham: "Never!"

Sara Laurence is now friends with Harry Cunningham and Nikki Cunningham.

Sara Laurence wrote on Nikki Cunningham's wall: "Yay, you got Facebook! Welcome to the 21st century!"

Pieter Lamprecht likes this.

Nikki Alexander: "great, thanks! I know for a fact you're only on here to spy on your kids! Poor things!"

Zaretta Esmee Laurence, Ethan Lamprecht and Callum Lamprecht like this.

Pieter Lamprecht is now friends with Harry Cunningham, Nikki Cunningham, Jenna Dalton and 3 others.

Sara Laurence added 1 new photo to the album 'Summer 2025':

'Harry and Niks on Lighthouse Beach. Drunk. Again. ' –with Harry Cunningham and Nikki Cunningham.

Nikki Cunningham commented on Sara Laurence's photo: "DELETE!"

Harry Cunningham likes this.

Sara Laurence: "Never!"

Harry Cunningham: "Sara! God knows we've got worse ones of you!"

Sara Laurence: "ah but do you know how to upload them?"

Harry Cunningham: "Damn you!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham joined Facebook.

Joycelin Martha Cunningham is now friends with Harry Cunningham, Nikki Cunningham, Sara Laurence, Pieter Lamprecht, Zaretta Esmee Laurence, Ethan Lamprecht, Callum Lamprecht, Jenna Dalton and 20 others.

Harry Cunningham wrote on Joycelin Martha Cunningham's wall: "blimey you're popular"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "it's called being a teenager Dad!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham commented on Sara Laurence's photo: 'Harry and Niks on Lighthouse Beach. Drunk. Again.' : SO embarrassing.

Sara Laurence and Ethan Lamprecht like this.

Nikki Cunningham changed her status: "snuggled up watching Pride and Prejudice with Harry Cunningham- perfect."

Harry Cunningham changed his status: "snuggled up watching Pride and Prejudice with Nikki Cunningham- perfect."

Nikki Cunningham commented on Harry Cunningham's status: "copycat!"

Harry Cunningham: "you love me really."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham uploaded a new photo: 'Ella's party' – with Ella Hatcher and Tyler Brady.

Sara Laurence likes this.

Sara Laurence: "awww Josi you look so pretty"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "thank you!"

Harry Cunningham: "how short is that dress?!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "Daddddddd! Not here!"

Nikki Cunningham likes this.

Jasper Dalton joined Facebook.

Jasper Dalton is now friends with Joycelin Martha Cunningham, Jenna Dalton, Nikki Cunningham, Harry Cunningham, Zaretta Esmee Laurence, Ethan Lamprecht, Callum Lamprecht, Pieter Lamprecht, Sara Laurence and 31 others.

Harry Cunningham wrote on Jasper Dalton's wall: "another popular teenager! What am I doing wrong?!"

Jasper Dalton: "do you really want me to answer that?"

Nikki Cunningham likes this.

Jasper Dalton has poked Joycelin Martha Cunningham.

Joycelin Martha Cunningham wrote on Jasper Dalton's wall: "Awww I'm touched, thank you."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham has poked Jasper Dalton.

Jenna Dalton: "Anything you want to tell us guys?"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "no!"

Jasper Dalton likes this.

Jenna Dalton: "OK, if you're sure…"

Leo Dalton and Janet Mander joined Facebook.

Leo Dalton is in a relationship with Janet Mander.

Leo Dalton and Janet Mander have 10 mutual friends: Jenna Dalton, Jasper Dalton, Nikki Cunningham, Harry Cunningham, Joycelin Martha Cunningham, Sara Laurence, Pieter Lamprecht, Zaretta Esmee Laurence, Ethan Lamprecht and Callum Lamprecht.

Harry Cunningham wrote on Leo Dalton's wall: "wow, never thought I'd see this! Didn't really think social networking was your thing Leo!"

Nikki Cunningham and Pieter Lamprecht like this.

Leo Dalton: "it's not :S Janet talked me into it so we could spy on the kids."

Harry Cunningham: "ah I see. Tell your son if he ever hurts my daughter I'll remove his liver on the slab."

Leo Dalton: what?

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "Daddddd! We're just friends!"

Sara Laurence: "sure you are Josi, that's what your Mum and Dad were for the first 8 years of their relationship."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "we are!"

Sara Laurence: "we'll see about that."

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton joined Facebook.

Harry Cunningham, Nikki Cunningham, Joycelin Martha Cunningham and Janet Mander like this.

Harry Cunningham: "actual tears of laughter here."

Leo Dalton wrote on Jasper Dalton's wall: "Jasper you CAN'T make our dog a Facebook!"

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton: "why not? I can have a Facebook if I want to! :D Woof!"

Harry Cunningham likes this.

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton is now friends with Janet Mander, Jenna Dalton, Jasper Dalton, Nikki Cunningham, Harry Cunningham, Joycelin Martha Cunningham, Sara Laurence, Pieter Lamprecht, Zaretta Esmee Laurence, Ethan Lamprecht, Callum Lamprecht and 13 others.

Joycelin Martha Cunningham has poked Jasper Dalton.

Jasper Dalton has poked Joycelin Martha Cunningham.

Harry Cunningham wrote on Joycelin Martha Cunningham's wall: "so oblivious!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "what?"

Harry Cunningham: "Nothing darling, you'll understand one day, promise."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "OK…"

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton changed her status: "Leo Dalton rejected my friend request. My OWN OWNER rejected my friend request!"

Janet Mander: "Oh Leo, see what you've done now?"

Nikki Cunningham, Harry Cunningham and 2 others like this.

Leo Dalton is now friends with Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton.

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton changed her status: "Happy now."

Leo Dalton: "my pleasure."

Nikki Cunningham would like to know if a takeaway will be acceptable for Harry Cunningham and Joycelin Martha Cunningham's dinner, because she's shattered and can't be bothered to cook.

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "yes, but only if it's Vietnamese."

Harry Cunningham: "with prawn crackers!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "and duck rolls!"

Nikki Cunningham: "anything I don't have to cook is fine by me."

Harry Cunningham: "lazy."

Nikki Cunningham: "am not! Been at a facial reconstruction all day, brain is fried and I am shattered!"

Harry Cunningham: "awww poor baby. Shall I make it better, when you get home? In our bedroom maybe?"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "Ummmm Mum, Dad? GET A ROOM!"

Sara Laurence and Leo Dalton like this.

Joycelin Martha Cunningham is in a relationship with Sven Kruger.

Harry Cunningham wrote on Sven Kruger's wall: "who are you? Do I know you? How did you meet my daughter? Are you serious about her? Look after her or you'll have me to answer to! When do her mother and I get to meet you to check you're suitable?"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "Ignore him, he's my dad, it's his idea of a joke."

Harry Cunningham: "I'm not joking Josi, just looking out for you! How did you meet him?"

Sven Kruger: "Hi Mr Cunningham! We've met before, remember, Sara and Pieter's garden party last summer. That's where I met Josi."

Harry Cunningham: "ah yes, I remember. So you're still in Cape Town? I'm confused."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "we liked each other last summer but we've only just gotten together."

Harry Cunningham: "so you're dating someone you've met once in your life and who lives in a different hemisphere?"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "yes, but Sara and Pieter know him really well and it's not like I've never met him. Have you got a problem with that?"

Harry Cunningham: "nope, fine by me. At least I don't have to worry about giving you the safe sex talk!"

Joycelin Cunningham: "Dadddddddddd! Ewwwwwww that's gross, STOP!"

Nikki Cunningham likes this.

Harry Cunningham will never understand teenage girls of the 21st century.

Leo Dalton likes this.

Gracie 'the greyhound' Dalton posted a new photo: "looooooong walks in the Lake District, Cumbria!" -with Leo Dalton, Janet Mander, Jenna Dalton, Jasper Dalton and Jake Dalton.

Janet Mander likes this.

Sara Laurence: "awwww she's SO cute! I'm still trying to persuade Pieter we should get a dog, no luck yet."

Pieter Lamprecht: "we are NOT getting a dog! I'm allergic, it's me or the dog!"

Sara Laurence: "I'll pack your bags and phone the rescue centre then, shall I?"

Pieter Lamprecht: "draadtrekker!"

Sara Laurence: "poepol!"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham added a new photo: 'Take your daughter to work day April 2025: Facial reconstructions with my mummy.' –with Nikki Cunningham

Nikki Cunningham likes this.

Nikki Cunningham: "aww we had fun, didn't we?"

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "we did. So when can I leave school and be taken on as Lyell Centre apprentice?"

Charlie Gibbs likes this.

Nikki Cunningham: "I don't think it works quite like that darling."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "pity."

Harry Cunningham wrote on Nikki Cunningham's wall: "how come you'll let Josi help you with facial reconstructions but not me? I'm offended!"

Nikki Cunningham: "because Josi's quiet, she's patient, she's does as she's told and she doesn't make mess."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham likes this.

Harry Cunningham: "I can be quiet! Sometimes! I can also be patient sometimes, I occasionally do as I'm told and I don't make THAT much mess. I'm better than a teenager, surely?"

Nikki Cunningham: "I think not!"

Harry Cunningham: "can I help you with the next one?"

Nikki Cunningham: "nope."

Joycelin Martha Cunningham: "can I?"

Nikki Cunningham: "maybe, if you do your homework first."

Harry Cunningham: "sulking now."

Nikki Cunningham: "awwww I'm sorry. I love you really, you know. How about a family bonding session over my Severed Hand Man, 4pm in the cutting room tomorrow?"

Harry Cunningham and Joycelin Martha Cunningham like this.