Ron, who was wandering through the halls of Hogwarts on a Friday night, was bored out of his mind when he came across a conversation within a classroom. Upon a closer inspection, he discovered that it was none other than Harry and Snape! And holy Merlin; what a conversation it was.
{author's note: Harry= H and Severus= S}
H- Come on Severus! Push harder!
S- I am trying! Urgh it feels so tight! Are you sure that spell made it loose enough to fit?
H- Of course! We used it so many times! It should be all loose and it should just slide in easily! You're angle is off, you are not hitting the right place!
S- If I go anymore on an angle I would be riding it!
H- Oh hush! You are just angry that it is not going the way you want it to go in. Let me try to be on top and see if I can glide it in.
S- If you even try to push down in one sweep you'll make it wider!
H- 20 galleons I can make it in without a sweat.
S- You're on and if you don't, we will do it my way again until we get it right.
On the opposite side of the door that leads into the classroom our poor Ron was shell-shocked from what he was hearing. Push harder? On top? A spell to make it loose? His facial reactions, along with what images his brain was coming up with, were some that made his skin tone change to the same hue as his infamous hair. Oh! He could not think and determine whether he should go in or eavesdrop some more. He was about to open the door when…
H-Harder Snape, you almost had it! Harder!
S- How much more do you want me to push? I may cause damage! And maybe hurt you!
H- You can always heal me with a spell, just push we're almost there!
S-Do you think talking will help me move more?
H- It's almost in! One more!
S- I cannot wait to finish. I'll need a good, long bath.
Our poor Ron is having problem with what he had heard
Ron couldn't believe what he was being said. No! It was all a joke. It must be something they are building together. Yes, right that must be it. They were not doing what Ron thought they were doing. No! They hate each other. How could they even think of that? Harry won't…
H- HARDER! PUSH HARDER SNAPE, WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
Oh My Gosh, he would! Not thinking that he might get into trouble for entering a classroom unexpected by those within, Ron throws open the door with a red face. Looking anywhere else, except at the two people in it, he shouts,
"STOP IT RIGHT THERE YOU…YOU…CHILD MOLESTOR!"
S- What in Merlin's name are you babbling about Mr. Weasley?
Not understanding why he was getting yelled at, Ron turns and both, getting a glimpse of what really they were up to. In the middle of the room, there is a wooden box, where both Harry and Snape were on top of said box. It appeared they were jumping so as to fit a very large cauldron in it.
H- Ron, what the hell are you screaming about? Stop gawking and help us put this thing in the box!
Snapping out of his stare, Ron joined in one the battle of fitting the cauldron in a rather small looking box.
After what seemed like hours, but was really some minutes, they had successfully closed the lid on the box that all three of them lean against the table to catch their breath. It was now that Harry decided to speak up.
H- Ron, when you came busting in with your… speech, what did you think Snape and I were doing?
Author's note: what do you guys think? Review! Thank you Phoenix for editing!, please review!