× Title: Gimme Danger
× Author: bRoKeNpRoMiSeS
× Rating: PG-13.
× Summary: Remus sometimes finds it really hard to concentrate. Especially when Sirius is involved.
× Disclaimer: Yes, I really am J.K. Rowling. I own the characters of Harry Potter, Sirius, James, and Lily are alive. James and Lily are doing something in the woods, and Sirius is being hidden in Remus' closet. . .and bed.
[Whoever really believes I really am J.K. Rowling must be insane]


There's nothing in my dreams
Just some ugly memories
Kiss me like the ocean breeze

Now if you will be my lover
I will shiver and sing
But if you can't be my master
I will do anything
There's nothing left alive
but a pair of dark glassy eyes
Raise my fears one more time

- Gimme Danger -


Remus was finding it rather hard to concentrate on the book in front of him.

Especially when Sirius was straddling him to apply eyeliner properly.

His nails had been painted a mere four hours beforehand, and usually that could satiate Sirius for a week or so.

It's just recently, Sirius seemed so affectionate, more so than normal. And Remus couldn't help but agree to whatever half-baked scheme Sirius had come up with. Especially because he had a bit of a crush on his ebony-haired friend. Knowing full and well that Sirius just didn't swing that way, Remus was overjoyed to be able to spend some time with Sirius, just the two of them.

But now, with Sirius' knees astride his own legs, Remus was wondering why it was taking him so long to apply the eyeliner.

After all, Sirius managed an average time of thirty seconds every morning applying his eyeliner. Ten minutes, at least, after he had started on Remus, he had yet to declare himself finished.

"Hey Remmie?"

"Yeah."

"I was just thinking."

"Yeah."

"Lipstick would finish the look off wonderfully. Want some?"

"Erm. Alright, if you think so."

Sirius looked down slightly at Remus.

"You sure?"

And Remus nodded slightly in response.

Sirius leaned forward and pressed his lips against Remus'. After a moment he pulled back.

"Oh damn. Shouldn't have done that." Their foreheads were pressed together.

"Why not?"

"You mean you don't hate me now?"

Remus laughed slightly.

"I could never hate you Siri."

"Why?"

"Cause I love you too much." Remus blushed as he realized what he had said.

Sirius kissed Remus again, and when he pulled away, he was grinning.

"I love you too."