Stupid (Dead) Mother. Stupid (Dead) excuse of a father. Stupid (Dead) Brother. Stupid new house. Stupid new Academy.
My stupid, fucked-up life.

You get the point.

Anyway, my name is Sakura Haruno, I have something akin to a split personality. I call it Inner Sakura. It's the "evil" side of moi.

I have annoying pink hair, emerald green eyes, I'm also a proud 5'0, 10 year old.
Sound normal?

Fuck no.

My 'parents' (the adoptive ones – my real ones died when I was 2),are deadly criminals who are known throughout all the Five Great Ninja Villages, decided that I should have some basic education before I can actually become a Missing Nin.

If you haven't guessed it yet, yes, my family is The Akatsuki.

I was forced by Pein to come to the Village Hidden In The Leaf and get a ninja status (preferably ANBU like Itachi-kun) and then leave the village and join my true family. I argued, saying that there is NO point for me to attend the Academy since I'm already skilled in ALL 5 of the elemental chakra transformations.

Fire thanks to Itachi,
Earth from Zetsu,
Wind from Kakuzu,
Water from Kisame,
And Lightening from Itachi and Kakuzu.

I'm also skilled in weaponry and taijutsu thanks to Hidan and I have a natural talent for genjutsu. Part medical ninjutsu and chakra-enhanced attacks were from my own research on the legendary Sannin Tsunade.

So, coming back to her point, there is NO point.

But then, why am I walking to the Konoha Ninja Academy to get told about what Genin group I'm going to be in?

Just my luck…

~*~ Inside the Academy~*~

When I walked in I had all of the 7 (one boy was sleeping with his head on his arms, so he didn't count) on me. I mean, come on, I'm not that weird. Maybe I looked a bit intimidating clad in all black from head to toe with a bandana on my head with the Hidden Leaf insignia. But seriously! I sat down next to the sleeping boy and he raised his head and nodded at me. I nodded back and stuck out my hand mouthing 'Haruno Sakura'. He smiled a bit and shook my hand whispering back 'Shikamaru Nara. Are you new to the village?'. I nodded and then a medium height, blue haired woman walked in and smirked at us.

"Ok you little brats! Today you're starting your first day of your miserable life as a ninja! Good luck, and try not to get killed!"-Anko Mitarashi yelled at all the innocent genin from the Hidden Village Of The Leaf that have gathered today.

'Hmm, Hidan would like her a lot, don't you think, Inner?'

Mhmm, yeah… Try not to think of Hidan though… I might just start crying : (

'I know Inner. I miss them too.'

"Ok students! My name is Iruka Umino, your instructor. I'm going to hand out some tests which will then clarify which groups you'll be put in."

Bullshit. It basically means 'Shut up and wait for me to hand you some dumb assignment.

'Inner, you're not helping…'

Fine, fine… I'm going already…

After he has handed out the papers I began immediately.

Hmmm… Only 10 questions… Seems easy enough…

'Inner, I think I told you to GTFO of my head!'

FINE! God, someone is PMSing.

I just about finished when I got to the 10th question. It was a strategy riddle. The answer was simple and I was about to write it down when I realized something-this was too easy. If they're trying to test our abilities, they wouldn't put such an easy question as the tenth one.

'Look underneath the underneath.' – I reminded myself.

THAT'S IT!

~*~ 2 hours later ~*~

"Hokage-sama!" – 5 jounin ran into the meeting the Hokage organised with the soon-to-be senseis.

"Hokage-sama, we beg your pardon, but somebody passed the written exam… With top marks."- Iruka answered.

Kurenai's eyes widened.

"I-Impossible! No genin has ever done that before!"

"Kurenai, it hasn't been done before, but it is possible. However, who was it that passed? The Hyuuga or Uchiha?"

"Surprisingly, Hokage-sama, it wasn't any of them – it was Haruno Sakura."

Silence fell in the conference room, and then….

"Very well, Kakashi, she'll be in your team. Monitor her every move and find out more about her."

"Yes Hokage-sama."

"Dismissed."

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"Achoo!"

Sakura wiped her nose with her sleeve.

Someone was talking 'bout you hun.

End of chapter 1!

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