Gandalf is talking to Elrond one day when Elrond interrupts with a story of his own.
"So yeah there I, Lord Elrond was picking out new sunglasses for the matrix sequel when my son came up to me and told me that his friends sister that is a personal elf stripper in Lothlorien, heard from one of her clients that this guy from Gondor and his two friends killed this one dwarf who ate the chicken, that bit this guys friends father who lives in Moria that tried to have an affair with the Balrog, but it all went up in flames. Also that this guys uncles stepbrother nephew that knows a bar maid in the prancing pony in Bree which is a pervy hobbit fancier I must add and is also enamored with Frodo which Sam will kill her is she tries anything, who was hiding when the ring wraiths stormed through and impaled people on swizzle sticks and stole 17 mai tais that she had made for these hobbits that were passing through, but they didn't touch the brownies the hobbits left because you know it is not good to eat hobbit brownies. Then she said that when she went to Hobbiton to visit her aunts family, that after Bilbo's party and they were all intoxicated and smoking the finest pipe weed in the area that someone stumbled into her Aunts Nieces Second Cousin that is twice removed room and told a true story about a pointy eared bow twanger named Leggy Lou Lou and his pals who she can't remember their names but called them Manly Stubble and ZZ Top to distinguish between the two, well these three pals went on a journey and ran across this cave in the misty mountains and discovered theses writings on the walls. This is what it said in orcish, 'Here is the last words of Figwit', who after boating the whole of the biggest river in Middle-Earth and conquering the evil cave trolls that he didn't know were already stone, who is carving this to warn future passer bys that an terrible and psychotic rabbit was upon them but he was killed in the midst of carving it. So this is it what it said. "Beware of the rabbit that hails from Baraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Which of course led the one that was so named ZZ Top to think he meant Bar. So they came here to Rivendell and apparently after one to many pints the other of the pals named Manly Stubble is sleeping with my daughter Arwen! Can you believe that? I mean really?"
By that point Gandalf was just in a daze and standing there.
"Elrond. My old friend the alliance between men and elves is now over. You crossed the line."
"So yeah there I, Lord Elrond was picking out new sunglasses for the matrix sequel when my son came up to me and told me that his friends sister that is a personal elf stripper in Lothlorien, heard from one of her clients that this guy from Gondor and his two friends killed this one dwarf who ate the chicken, that bit this guys friends father who lives in Moria that tried to have an affair with the Balrog, but it all went up in flames. Also that this guys uncles stepbrother nephew that knows a bar maid in the prancing pony in Bree which is a pervy hobbit fancier I must add and is also enamored with Frodo which Sam will kill her is she tries anything, who was hiding when the ring wraiths stormed through and impaled people on swizzle sticks and stole 17 mai tais that she had made for these hobbits that were passing through, but they didn't touch the brownies the hobbits left because you know it is not good to eat hobbit brownies. Then she said that when she went to Hobbiton to visit her aunts family, that after Bilbo's party and they were all intoxicated and smoking the finest pipe weed in the area that someone stumbled into her Aunts Nieces Second Cousin that is twice removed room and told a true story about a pointy eared bow twanger named Leggy Lou Lou and his pals who she can't remember their names but called them Manly Stubble and ZZ Top to distinguish between the two, well these three pals went on a journey and ran across this cave in the misty mountains and discovered theses writings on the walls. This is what it said in orcish, 'Here is the last words of Figwit', who after boating the whole of the biggest river in Middle-Earth and conquering the evil cave trolls that he didn't know were already stone, who is carving this to warn future passer bys that an terrible and psychotic rabbit was upon them but he was killed in the midst of carving it. So this is it what it said. "Beware of the rabbit that hails from Baraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Which of course led the one that was so named ZZ Top to think he meant Bar. So they came here to Rivendell and apparently after one to many pints the other of the pals named Manly Stubble is sleeping with my daughter Arwen! Can you believe that? I mean really?"
By that point Gandalf was just in a daze and standing there.
"Elrond. My old friend the alliance between men and elves is now over. You crossed the line."