Hello, Aisheyrufox here. -waves- I've recently gotten back into Ed Edd n Eddy and have been wanting to write a story for it. So I decided to start off with my own version of Ed Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw. Although I will be trying to keep a lot of the actual dialogue in it since it's my version please don't expect it to be exactly like the special, just a warning. Hope you enjoy. I do not own the Ed boys or any other characters. :D

Halloween. A time of candy, costumes, trick or treating and most importantly…monsters…

What's more important to Halloween then the creepy collection of spooks that lurked around the dark corners of your house? Nothing, according to Ed. Vampires, Werewolves, and other assortments of sinister descent littered his room. Hidden under his covers and between shelves, they peeked out with grotesque grins to watch the young boy intently.

Their stares did not bother him however; having collected the monstrosities all his life. Besides, he was too busy watching his movies, a special Halloween treat to himself after school. Hour after hour he had spent engaged in the thrill of bloody gore on the screen. Unfortunately the side effects of watching had induced his brain into a pile of runny scrambled eggs. He gazed dully at the monitor, eyes mesmerized, good-natured face drooped into a dopey blank stare.

Although entranced by the blinking screen, Ed's thoughts still churned slowly, sinking into the muddy depths of his mind. Eddy was still at school and Double D had mentioned something about waiting for him. Something about a detention. He had declined the offer of movies and sat on the steps, nose in book.

He stirred slightly. Double D… Despite the slow process of zombification the T.V. was causing him, Edd was still in his head. Quite an impossible feat when Ed was watching his movies, and yet, there he was. Smiling away with that sweet gap toothed smile and waving. Patting Ed's head with a cry of "Lovable oaf". Giggling at the funny antics of his friends.

Yes, Double D was always in his mind.

It was almost as if he could hear him speaking now…making mention about his monster movies. Maybe he liked monster movies too?

Didn't sound like it. He was saying something about television rewiring the mind and tutting. It sounded like Eddy was in his head too. What was hitting his face?

…oh well…his monsters were calling him…

"Ed? Ed? …ED? HEY STUPID, BLINK! YOU'RE SCARING ME!"

They both sounded close. That wasn't good. What if the werewolf got them? Double D would not stand a chance against such a vicious beast. He was so small.

Suddenly the television went dark.

"Huuuh?"

A hand touched his face making him blink.

"Ed? Are you alright?" A gentle voice asked.

Ed found himself staring up into the concerned face of Double D. He gazed up at him for a second, uncomprehending, then vigorously shook his head.

"IT'S HALLOWEEN GUYS!" He shouted, arms raised joyously. "THE NIGHT WHEN GHOSTS AND GOBLINS COME OUT TO PLAY!" He jumped onto his bed bouncing excitedly, causing his friends to start laughing.

Landing in front of Double D, Ed wiggled with happiness.

"Trick or Treats Double D! Candy for Ed!"

"Yes Ed. Lots of sugary tooth decaying treats leading to a trip to the orthodontist. Don't we all love having cavities?"

"Oh quit you're whining Sock Head, we got big plans tonight." Eddy sounded, as always, excited. Ed wondered what it was. He turned towards Edd questioningly.

"Let me see the map Eddy."

Eddy reluctantly handed a slightly torn paper to the brains of the group, rolling his eyes as Double D began scrutinizing it.

"What's with the paper Eddy? Are we hunting vampires! OH! OH! Can I help!"

Eddy laughed, "Ya know lumpy I swear you're getting weirder every year. Vampires…" He shook his head chuckling. "No, my big bro left me a map to the coolest, scariest, MOST happening place to go on Halloween. SPOOKIVILLE! My bro says they give out tons of candy! We'll be rolling!" He looked like he was about to say more but was interrupted by an annoyed snort from Double D.

"Well I see atrocious penmanship runs in the family, this map is unreadable Eddy. I highly doubt you'll find anything, especially Spookieville." Edd made a face as he turned the map upside down, left, right, and upside down again.

The young scammer paused, then glared. "Geez are you trying to ruin my-" He paused, then wrapped one hand around Ed's shoulder.

"I mean, are you trying to ruin Big Ed's Halloween Double D?"

Ed's heart stopped. No Halloween? He turned towards Edd, big green eyes filling with tears and lips quivering. Surely Double D wouldn't do such a thing.

He watched as Double D's face went from one of extreme irritation to incredible guilt. The inventor scratched behind his head, chewing his lip anxiously.

"W-well...I suppose it couldn't hurt..."

Ed jumped for joy, scooping up his friend in a tight hug of appreciation. Double D wouldn't let him down!

"SPOOKIVILLE DOUBLE D! VAMPIRES GOBLINS AND BATS OH MY! VAMPIRES GOBLINS AND BATS OH MY!"

Edd wiggled out of his arms, gasping for air.

"Al...*pant*Alright Ed...*pant*...Before we go *pant* any farther, we have to make sure of where we're going."

"Alright Sock Head, let's see the map."

Ed watched the two of them, strange feelings of agitation running through him as Eddy got closer and closer towards the young inventor. He shook his head, then ran to get his costume.

"I'll be right back guys." He called over his shoulder. He paused as a sudden flash erupted in his head. Static and gray swam before his eyes for a minute then cleared. He blinked then happily continued towards his closet.

In a few short minutes he had returned, grandly announcing that they should get ready.

Eddy approved, "After all, we got a ways to go if we want to get to Spookiville." The other two Eds nodded.

Eddy grabbed his gym back and promptly pulled his shirt off as Ed shed his jacket. The latter was about to remove his own shirt when he noticed Edd standing alone in the corner, face bright red.

"Are you alright Double D?"

The boy grinned nervously. "U-u-uh yes. I'm fine Ed, really, I-I-I just…"

He stammered for a few more minutes, then shyly excused himself and ran into the bathroom.

Ed was confused. They were all boys weren't they? Why was he embarrassed?

"Eddy?"

"Huh?"

"Is Double D a girl?"

Eddy froze, choking from suppressed laughter.

"Ah Ed, you kill me. You know Sock Head's a guy. He's just has those privacy issues of his, that's all."

Oh. Well that was a relief. He grinned good naturedly as he began pulling on his costume.

Aisheyrufox: END OF CHAPTER ONE! I love Double D. -hugs Double D tightly- He be my favorite.

Double D: :D

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