Dipper Pines was watching television, when suddenly, he goes by a show he has never seen before. "The Jerry Springer Show? Never seen that before..." Dipper thought. He stopped on it, but it was on a commercial for a local car lot selling a 1995 pickup truck for 50 dollars a month at faaaaamily auto mart well see ya here. When that went off the show came back on. The show has very little yellow on it so his Gruncle Stan's standard definition TV had no problem displaying this program. "JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY WHOOA hey welcome back to the show my guests today say they have more than a family relationship with their siblings, welcome Tashiniqua to the show, she says she is in love with her boyfriend and her brother, Tashiniqua what's going on?" Dipper was quickly catching on to what this show was about, he thought about changing but couldn't. He liked the idea of a woman being in love with her brother as he had similar feelings for his sister Mabel. Sure, he liked Wendy, but he was around Mabel so much that it was hard not to make that booty call. Dipper was snapped out of his daydream at the sound of someone coming down the stairs. He looked at the TV and noticed that there was a walrus on a stripper pole showing it's udders. While they were censored, Dipper felt as though this would not be appropriate for whoever was coming to see him viewing. He changed to the next channel up, which was a cartoon about a duck or something. "WHATCHA WATCHIN DIAPER?" Mabel obnoxiously yelled in Dipper's face, as she always did. Mabel regularly called Dipper diaper because of the two words' similar spellings. Relieved that it was just Mabel, Dipper nonchalantly went back to the show he was previously viewing. "Some show I just found, it's ok I guess," he said. "LOOKS BORING I'M BORED LET'S DO SOMETHING," Mabel continued to yell just as she always did, acting as if she were a mentally challenged 4 year old. Perhaps a mentally challenged 12 year old. "Ok," Dipper said blandly, as if he had just won the lottery and didn't know what to say. The two went up to their room, which they shared, and sat on the floor and tried to think of something to do. "LET'S WATCH TV" the two then went downstairs and turned on the TV, two men were on the floor fighting. There was no audio except for a high- pitched beeping sound, which seemed to snap Mabel out of her trance. "Huh? What? Oh. I'm back. Thanks Dipp," Mabel was now her normal self again. A few hours earlier she had eaten some sort of candy, which made her go bat crap insane. Everyone was used to it, even the guests to the Mystery Shack (after all, it was the same people every day). Mabel then noticed what was on the TV before her. She had never seen anything like it before. Well maybe except for baseball. There were people going at each other, only to have large bald men pull them away at the last moment. One of the man then took a chair and threw it at the other. Then one of the bald men pulled out a taser and buzzed his badonkadonk. "Dipper, what is this?" Mabel asked her brother. "Pfft, I dunno, some stupid junk or something I dunno," Dipper replied. Mabel couldn't believe her brother's appalling blood- thirsty attitude towards this program, and stormed upstairs and closed the door loudly. Dipper had become entranced by the show, and as soon as Mabel slammed the door she realized it. She had just been saved by it, and Dipper was in turn entranced by it's barbaric practices. Mabel ran down the stairs, almost tripping once, and back into the TV room. She quickly shut off the TV, barely noticing what was on it. It was a woman lifting her shirt up. Dipper quickly snapped out of his trance and looked at Mabel. "Did that show screw me?" "Yup." The twins then heard their Gruncle tell them to go to bed. The two went to bed. Dipper remembered liking Mabel, and drempt about her that night.