"Ryy...I think I'd be more socially accepted if I could smoke. And also more at risk of lung cancer but the smoking thing looks good on you - not that I think you look good because that would be kind of gay and contrary to popular belief I'm not into dudes - so I think smoking could really work for me."

"Luke does seem to think you're gay." Ryan comments.

"Luke shaves his chest. He's obviously in denial about his own sexuality. Sucks to be him. Except it doesn't because he has a hot girlfriend and about a million friends who don't even care that he's a retard."

"And you think learning to smoke will get you a hot girlfriend and a million friends?"

"Let's not analyse my teenage angst. Let's just...hmm...what could we do...oh! Smoke!"

"So you've never looked at a guy and thought "hey, he's hot"?"

"Why are we focusing on my supposed gayness? Are you trying to traumatise me? Do you want to make me cry like Luke did in 5th grade? I can't believe I just admitted that."

"Seth, you don't need to learn to smoke to be socially accepted. If you smoked or were like Luke then you wouldn't be like Seth. And I like Seth. I want to hang out with Seth, not Luke. Plus Seth is kind of hot."

"Dude, you think I'm hot?"