Who could have guessed? Tea's a whore!
Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. But I do own Seto's soul...Muwahahahahahaha!
"Everyone!" Tea yelled. "I have an announcement to make!" She took a deep breath. "I am...a whore!"
"Yeah, Tea, we know," Yami said.
"What?" she asked. "But how?"
"Well, just look at yourself," Joey said.
"No, I mean now I'm OFFICALLY a whore," she stated proudly. "I even have the papers to prove it!"
Seto entered the room and looked at the papers in Tea's hand. "Whore
papers?"
"That's right Kaiba," she said. "Would you like to be my first customer?"
"I don't like girls," he said.
"You don't?" Joey asked, suddenly very interested in the conversation.
"Give it up, puppy, I don't like guys either," he said.
"Oh," Joey said. "Well then what DO you like?"
"Computers," Seto replied.
"Well that makes sense," Joey said.
"Hey Joey, how about you then?" Tea asked. "Since your not going to get anything from Seto, why not try me?"
"I think I'd rather fuck Mai," he said.
"Oh, Dammit! Why doesn't anyone want me?" she wondered aloud. She scanned the room. "Oh Yugi!"
"I'm Yami," he said.
"Well ok, you're sexier anyway," she said. "So...do YOU want to get it on with me?"
"Not really," Yami replied. "It would be kind of gross knowing that you've whored yourself to Grandpa...I mean really, that's just wrong."
"Well fine then!" Tea yelled and began to leave the room. "I guess I'll just have to return to Grandpa, he's the only one who will pay for my services!"
"Alright, bye Tea," they all said in unison, waving her off.
Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. But I do own Seto's soul...Muwahahahahahaha!
"Everyone!" Tea yelled. "I have an announcement to make!" She took a deep breath. "I am...a whore!"
"Yeah, Tea, we know," Yami said.
"What?" she asked. "But how?"
"Well, just look at yourself," Joey said.
"No, I mean now I'm OFFICALLY a whore," she stated proudly. "I even have the papers to prove it!"
Seto entered the room and looked at the papers in Tea's hand. "Whore
papers?"
"That's right Kaiba," she said. "Would you like to be my first customer?"
"I don't like girls," he said.
"You don't?" Joey asked, suddenly very interested in the conversation.
"Give it up, puppy, I don't like guys either," he said.
"Oh," Joey said. "Well then what DO you like?"
"Computers," Seto replied.
"Well that makes sense," Joey said.
"Hey Joey, how about you then?" Tea asked. "Since your not going to get anything from Seto, why not try me?"
"I think I'd rather fuck Mai," he said.
"Oh, Dammit! Why doesn't anyone want me?" she wondered aloud. She scanned the room. "Oh Yugi!"
"I'm Yami," he said.
"Well ok, you're sexier anyway," she said. "So...do YOU want to get it on with me?"
"Not really," Yami replied. "It would be kind of gross knowing that you've whored yourself to Grandpa...I mean really, that's just wrong."
"Well fine then!" Tea yelled and began to leave the room. "I guess I'll just have to return to Grandpa, he's the only one who will pay for my services!"
"Alright, bye Tea," they all said in unison, waving her off.