Orphan Tears: Koopafied, a mario fanfic

Orphan Tears: Koopafied

They're here! Mwahahahahahahahahaha! I am BACK! OK, enough with the horror, for now... I follow the copyrights to Nintendo and I do not own Your Favourite Martian's song "Orphan Tears". Because of the song, this is rated T for themes, alcohol and sexual references. So get ready! 3, 2, 1 and we're live with Orphan Tears: Koopafied!

It was a weekend and we can't stop the Koopalings from going to Dark Land's local dance spot.

Ludwig, Wendy and Roy were sitting on a couch with the DJ playing the song "Orphan Tears" featuring the famous rapper, Wax. Somebody brought a strange bottle with "Orphan Tears" labelled on it and Ludwig popped the top. Ludwig, Wendy and Roy took sips. Ludwig took one drink and saw a two-headed midget. Then the room filled with colours and shapes and suddenly Roy was covered in snakes! "Oh, snap!" Ludwig said to Wendy. Then a rainbow appeared, someone passed some gas and it snapped into half. "Yo, Roy! Are you still there?" Ludwig asked. "Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair." Roy replied. Alright, Ludwig chilled out, he thought he was going to be seasick as these Orphan Tears were about to make him trip. The song was now playing:

These Orphan Tears got Roy feeling like he ain't felt before. He tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. "Hey dude, get up!" Ludwig said as he woke Roy up. Roy swore he saw Bill Cosby like "Hello, with the pudding!" He (Bill Cosby) was dancing in his underwear showing off his booty. Roy ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow mo, but Roy couldn't throw up because the toilet bowl called him a homo. Roy barfed up a kitten and he's feeling strange, sipping these Orphan Tears now has got him seeing things.

Up in the VIP section, straight relaxed, DJ playing Larry's favourite tracks. The waitress asked Larry "What can I bring you?" Larry replied "The most expensive thing on the menu!" She came back with a glass of liquid. Larry said "I asked for something different, this looks like a normal beer." She said "Naw, its Orphan Tears." Larry took a swig and walked to where the dance floor was, the whole club looking like a forest. The DJ turned into a brontosaurus, everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris. Larry tried to run to the bathroom but when he did, he felt a vacuum suction pulling him back slow as the dance floor turned into a black hole. He spun around horribly, feeling like Dorothy. He woke up and was still at home, the Orphan Tears got the four Koopalings in the zone.

"Little children near and far, don't know where your parents are, cry directly in this jar, I will drink it at the bar. Sip-sipping on Orphan Tears, sip-sip-sipping on Orphan Tears, sip-sipping on, sip-sip-sipping on, sip-sip-sipping on Orphan Tears! Little children near and far, don't know where your parents are, cry directly in this jar, I will drink it at the bar. Sip-sipping on Orphan Tears, sip-sip-sipping on Orphan Tears, sip-sipping on, sip-sip-sipping on, sip-sip-sipping on Orphan Tears!"

THE END

So, how did you like it? I haven't watched horror films, but I don't know what category this is in, so I put it as horror/supernatural.

I heard the song the day it was released, so please forgive me if you don't like it.

See y'all later!

Captain fstarlet