Hello Boys

A Supernatural FanFiction

A Devil of a British FanFiction. Crowley.

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You think you've got problems? I'm the King of Hell mate – problems keep me in business. But my own are something I'd really rather not possess. And if you leave me locked up in this charming dungeon of yours much longer I am sure you will find them out for yourself. Share them even.

Not talking today Moose? Squirrel got your tongue?

Well if I have to do all the talking can I at least have a drink? Shot of whiskey perhaps? I'll pass on the water if it's all the same to you – don't tend to trust whatever beads you may have waved over it.

No?

Well a stretch of the legs then. Can't keep this handsome figure while stuck in a chair now can I? I'll make a deal with you, and you know I'm good for my word boys. A little something something – what do you say?

You can't leave me in the dark!

What about better the devil you know?! I thought you would prefer me as your enemy to Abbadon.

See, it wasn't too hard, getting your attention back. Bring her to me and I can destroy her in ways you have never dreamed of.

Tell you how? I don't think so – a man's gotta keep hold of his leverage. Well? Spit spot.

I may live forever, but you boys sure won't.