The First Ever Multidimensional Royal Rumble
Rated T for... well... it's Fanfiction: What do you expect?
Plot: 40 of your favorite characters and wrestlers, depending on popularity, compete for a world title opportunity and $1'000'000 in the first ever Multidimensional Royal Rumble. The winner will face off against either Kevin Owens, John Cena or Bobby Roode for their title at the Ultimate Thrill Ride: WrestleMania!
Disclaimer: I don't own nor that I am associated with the following franchises that will be making an appearance in this fanfic. That includes WWE, Impact (I don't even watch but thank the lord that they have decent superstars. Rosemary and Alberto El Patron are exceptions) and Ring of Honor (What? I can do it. Deal with it.)
A/N: This is inspired by The Anime Charismatic Shady's Royal Rumble fanfics. Honestly, I loved his work so that's what the idea came from.
2nd A/N: Let's just ignore the fact that the 30th Annual Royal Rumble match was airing and this was it's replacement.
3rd A/N: I'm only going to put 40 entrants in the match with 20 boys and 20 girls, to make it fair. However, if this fanfic is successful, I'll make a sequel at 2018's Royal Rumble.
Pre-Show: The Entrants and their numbers
Scene 1: The Guan Family's sudden participation
Shane McMahon was talking about the first ever Multidimensional Royal Rumble match when he was interrupted by Guan Yu and his family.
"Ah. Master Guan Yu, just the man I need to see." Shane said
"Master Shane McMahon, it's a pleasure to meet you." Guan Yu greeted back
"Same here. Now... what are you and your sons and daughter doing here?"
"My children are here to get their number so that they can participate in the Royal Rumble."
"I see. Alright, Gentlemen and Lady, pick your numbers." Shane finished as Guan Yu and his children all chose their numbers. Guan Xing, Suo and Ping were relived at their numbers. Yinping, however, was shocked at hers because it was the worst number in the world:
#1
Yinping was less than thrilled to participate because of her chosen number. Ping, Suo and Xing were sympathetic at their sister.
"Aw... cheer up, Yinping. #1 is not a bad number." Guan Suo comforted
"Actually, it's bad. Since that she's got the first number, she has to survive the entire Royal Rumble match." Shane added
"What?! I have to survive?" Yinping asked
"I'm sorry, Yinping but it's tradition unless someone takes your number instead- "
"I'll take her number." Guan Yu interrupted, surprising his children
"Father, you don't have to do it!" Yinping pleaded
"Yinping, I don't want you to suffer in the Royal Rumble match so your father can do it. I'm the God of War." Guan Yu reasoned
"Actually, father. No! This is what I'm looking for! I can do this! If I can lift one of my brother's up, I can win the Royal Rumble!"
"Yinping, are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Hmph... that's my girl... Shane, let Yinping as #1."
"What? Why?" Shane asked
"I know that she can do it." Guan Yu replied
"Ok. Yinping, you are the first entrant. You have to survive the entire Rumble match in order to win."
"Shane, I won't let you down!" Yinping proclaimed, determination lingering in her voice.
Smiling, Shane concluded to the family, "Yinping, I hope you will because there are 39 other superstars that you need to defeat."
"I can do that! Father, let's go!" Yinping finished
"Alright. Master Shane McMahon, goodbye."
"Same here. Goodbye, Master Guan Yu."
And so, Guan Yu and his family have left the room
Scene 2: Encouragement
Guan Yinping, her father and her brothers were in the locker room, preparing for their match.
"Sis, are you sure about this?" Guan Xing asked, worried. "You do realize that you have to survive against 39 other entrants in order to win this match."
"Brother, I can do this. This is the chance that I've been looking for. I wanted to become strong like you, Suo, Ping and father. Plus, in 1995 and 2004, only two people have won the match at Number 1. Let's hope that I can be the third." Yinping replied
"Alright then, Yinping. If that's what you want, I won't stop you."
"Ok. Thanks, brother. Father, I'm ready."
"Yinping, make me proud." Guan Yu said to her, smiling.
"I'll make you proud, father. I'll make everyone proud!" Yinping declared
Yinping left the room to head to the ring with a smile on her face.
Scene 3: Dana's unexpected participation
After Yinping's decleration, a pair of women, aged 24 and 30 were walking backstage to look for Shane's office. When they found it, they saw a group of people inside Shane's office. It was the Fire Emblem representatives of Super Smash Bros: Marth, Roy, Ike, Lucina, Robin and the female version of Corrin. Chrom was also with them but he's the only one not participating in the match.
"Shane, we're here to participate in this match but I'm not participating." Chrom announced
"Absolutely. Pick your numbers." Shane said
The Fire Emblem representatives picked their numbers. Marth, Ike, Corrin and Lucina were relieved of their numbers. Robin was half-satisfied but Roy was surprised at his. It was the second worst number in the match:
#2
"Dammit... I hate my luck." Roy muttered
"Roy... poor kid." Marth comforted
The Fire Emblem representatives and Chrom left the room. The woman with blonde hair walked in the room with her friend following her.
"Oh! Welcome... um... who are you two?" Shane greeted
"My name is Verlene Willis and this is Dana Simms."
"Um... hello... "
"Nice to meet you, Verlene and Dana. Are you two participating in the Royal Rumble?"
"No. We're here because... well... we need to talk to you."
"Hmm? About what?"
"Well... we've heard of your offer about becoming commentators."
"Oh! Commentators! Right. Well... I have one spot left."
"What? One spot left?"
"Yeah. We got Mauro Ranallo, Good Ol' JR Jim Ross, Church and Sarge so there's one spot left."
"Dammit... I guess that I'm going to participate- "
"Verlene, hold on. Let me participate." Dana interrupted
"Um... what?"
"Verlene, you love becoming a commentator so I want you to be happy. You should take the last spot. I'll participate in this match."
"Dana, I'm not exactly sure about that... you don't have any training..."
"I may not have training but I don't want you to miss out on being a commentator."
"Dana- "
"Please... for me... "
"Alright, Dana. If that's what you want. I'll be a commentator. Shane, sign me up for commentator."
"Ok then. Verlene, you're needed right now. As for your friend, pick your number."
"Well... good luck, Dana. I'll be cheering for you." Verlene wished
"Ok! Have fun commentating, Verlene!" Dana shouted
"You too." Verlene finished, "Dana, win the Rumble."
"I will!"
Verlene walked out of the room, well... basically, she's one of the commentators.
"Dana, pick your number." Shane told her
"Oh! Ok."
Dana grabbed a random number, opened the plastic ball and looked at her number. She was satisfied with her number.
"Hmm... not bad." Dana said to herself before leaving the room.
Scene 4: An Lovable Idiot vs. The Freakout Kid
Michael J. Caboose was making their way through backstage. They were looking at the amount of people participating in the Royal Rumble. Some of the participants have already got their numbers so they were waiting for the match. Caboose smiled and walked in a straight line... knocking down a 23 year old boy. He was not happy.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!" a 23 year old boy shouted from the ground
"Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see you there!" Caboose happily said
"Obviously! Can you see in that helmet?!"
Caboose ignored and looked around with his helmet. This pissed him off.
"Hey! I'm right here!" The boy shouted
"Where?"
"Right here! You looked past me!"
"Where?"
"I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU IDIOT!"
"What? Where are you?"
"OH MY GOD! TAKE OFF YOUR HELMET!"
"My helmet? Ok!"
Caboose took off his helmet and threw it at the 23 year old boy. The boy yelped in pain, mostly due to the weight of the helmet. Without his helmet, Caboose had blonde hair with dark blue eyes, slanted.
"Hey... I can see! I feel better!" Caboose shouted happily
"OH MY GOD... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" The boy shouted at him
"Oh... everything's wrong with me. I'm not- "
"WHAT? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU IDIOT!"
"Oh? Ok... um... I was taking photo's."
"NO- Hang on. Why are you taking pictures of me?! Turn your phone off!"
"Um... I don't know how."
"WHAT?! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?!"
"O-o-oh! I-i-i'm stupid?"
"YES! YOU ARE STUPID!"
Caboose felt his heart break at those words, and, upsetting a lot of girls, sobbed. At this, most of the girls that are participating were glaring at the 23 year old boy. Some of the girls and the boys instantly recognized him as Stephen Quire: The Freakout Kid on YouTube.
"What the hell are you all looking at?" Stephen yelled at most of the participants. Most of the girls continued glaring at Stephen while some of the girls pulled out their phones. The boys also did the same thing. The only difference is that they weren't glaring at him.
"Hey! Stop staring at me! Turn those cameras and phones off!" Stephen yelled again
"Stephen, yell at us! Do it for the fans!" Enzo Amore replied with a smirk
Caboose stopped crying and smiled nervously.
"Hehe... sorry. It's just that I'm lovable and you're popular... my bad." Caboose apologized. That doesn't sit well for Stephen so, in an act of rage, grabbed him by the neck and started to choke the life out of him. The girls and boys stopped what they were doing and tried to pull Stephen away from the Lovable Idiot. Stephen resisted until two men came in and tackled him to the ground.
"GET OFF OF ME! GET OFF!" Stephen shouted
"How about... no. Private Stephen, don't you dare wrap your hands on Captain Caboose! You hear me!" The soldier with blue lines replied
"Smith, you actually tackled him down. I'm impressed." The other guy praised
"Thanks, Yuuji. I'm his officer so I have some of his traits."
"A soldier that is loyal to his superior. You are not like the other officers that I've met."
"Hmph... is that so?"
"YOU FUCKERS! GET OFF!" Stephen shouted
"Stay down, Stephen. Don't move." Yuuji warned
"GET OFF ME!"
"Don't resist. You shouldn't have done that."
"I TOLD YOU- "
"Yuuji, take him away."
"Ok. Stephen, don't move."
"HEY! LET GO OF ME! YOU FUCKER! GET- "
"Don't try to resist. You've done this yourself." Yuuji finished, "If it wasn't for your tantrums, we would've been in this situation."
"Hey! LET GO! ARGH!" Stephen shouted
Stephen's shouts fell on deaf ears as he was being taken away by Yuuji. The others sighed in relief before they went back to what they're doing. Caboose smiled and walked up to Smith, a smile on his face
"Hello!" Caboose happily greeted
"Sir, are you alright?" Smith asked, worried
"I'm alright. He's mean... " Caboose replied, "He called me some bad words."
"Mean? Bad words? What did he say to you?"
"He called me stupid."
"Stupid?! He dare say that to you?!"
"Yeah... Smith, am I stupid?"
"What? No! You're not stupid! Don't say that!"
"I'm not stupid?"
"You're not stupid. You're one of the best soldiers that I've ever served in. Don't take that seriously. Private Stephen was disrespectful."
"Oh. Ok!"
"Ok, Caboose. Are you alright now?"
"Yes! I am! Thanks, Smith!"
"It's alright. Sir, it's time for us to participate in the Royal Rumble. Let's do this... as a team."
"Ok! Let's go!"
"Huh? Sir, wait up!"
Smith followed Caboose through backstage... now that some of the participants have been revealed, it's time for the Royal Rumble match...
Wow... Stephen has become Public Enemy Number 1 for the characters of Red vs. Blue. Can't he catch a break?
Now that the promo's are over, it's time for the opening show: The last chapter before the Royal Rumble match... in the next chapter!
Here are the confirmed entrants.
Confirmed Entrants: Guan Yinping, Roy, Guan Xing, Guan Suo, Guan Ping, Enzo Amore, Stephen Quire, Yuuji Kazami, Michael J. Caboose, John Elizabeth Andersmith, Marth, Lucina, Ike, Robin, Corrin, Dana Simms
More will be revealed in the Royal Rumble match. Guan Yinping and Roy are the first two entrants so what about the rest of the entrants? Read the story and find out!
That is it for me! Until then, keep on reading, leave a review and feedbacks are welcome! I'll see you next time! Goodbye!
