Zim: GIR! We must find out how to keep Dib from coming back! Gir... Gir where are you!
Gir: (comes up behind him and yells) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!
Zim: Gir don't do that! Now we have serious business to attend to. It seems that our plan to take over this planet Earth has taken longer than expected. Due to the evil earthling boy Dib. But after many failed attempts I ZIM have come up w/the most brilliant plan ever! Ok first (looks over at Gir who is dancing w/ a squirrel) GIR PAY ATTENTION!!!!!
Gir: (stops dancing) But I waaaaaaaaaanna dance w/ the squirrel... then eat PIZZA!
Zim: LATER! Now we must first find the right tools to build my new machine.
Gir: (getting bored walks off and goes outside... something catches his eye) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIGGY! Piggy where have yooooooou been! I LOVE YOU! Piggy! (follows the piggy)
Zim: See so that's all we have to do. (looks around the room) Gir! Gir where are you?! (goes up stairs looks for Gir doesn't see him so goes outside) GIR! GIR! Aha! (sees Dib walking away from the house) That Dib must have taken Gir from me. I must go and get him back! ( follows Dib)
Dib: (Enters his home w/ a bag. Gaz is sitting on the couch watching TV.) Gaz! I have captured Zim's robot and I will prove to the world that aliens do exists! Everyone thought I was crazy and laughed but now I will be the one laughing!
Gaz: It's your turn to take out the garbage , and Dad said don't forget to organize the recycle bin.
Dib: (heading towards his room) LATER! Right now I have to wait for Zim to come and when he does I will prove to the world he is an alien!
Gaz: (blocks the entrance to his room)RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!
Dib: (sighs) Ok, but watch this bag and make sure the robot doesn't get out!
Gaz: (walking away from the bag and sits on the couch to watch more TV.) Yeah, ok whatever just take out the garbage.
Zim: (outside of Dib's house looks through the window and sees Gaz on the couch) Now I must get inside and get Gir back so I can finish my machine! (sees Dib sorting through cans and goes through a open window) Gir must be in Dib's room! (looks for Dib's room and sees a bag and opens it)
Gir: (holding up the piggy) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IT PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: Yes... Piggy. We must go before Dib comes back and finish...
Dib: (walks in) AND FINISH WHAT!
Zim: Something that will make you no more! Now sorry we can' stay longer at your human living space, but we really must leave! ( starts to walk out the room)
Dib: (holds Zim back) Not so fast I haven't shown you true human hospitality!
Gir: (sitting next to Gaz) I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANA STAY!
Gaz: Dad said you couldn't invite people over until you cleaned your room! Now, GET THEM OUT!
Dib: But, Gaz it's my chance to show the world i'm not crazy!
Gaz: I DON"T CARE ACOORINDING TO ME YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CRAZY!
Zim and Gir: (while looking back and forth at Dib and Gaz as they fight leave)
Dib: WELL THAT'S YOUR OPINION!
Gaz: AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!
Dib and Gaz: (continue fighting for 3 hours)
Zim: I don't think I need to build that machine right now... Dib's sister is doing all the work for me right now. Well eventually I will destroy him and when I do I ZIM will take over this planet!
Gir: (dancing w/piggy) I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU PIGGY!
*FIN*