Hiyoko's Cuntbusting Contraption

Hiyoko Saionji, the Ultimate Traditional Dancer, chuckled mischeviously as she watched Kazuichi Soda, the Ultimate Mechanic, assemble with astonishing speed the machine she had ordered.

"Guess your skills are one thing that doesn't disappoint, cuz that's the only thing about you that doesn't suck!"

"Hey, uh... aren't I the one helping you build this weird contraption, okay?" Kazuichi looked up with hurt on his face, his hands still working busily. "So show a little appreciation, would you?" He finished up what Hiyoko had instructed and stood up. "All you have to do is trigger this, either manually or by motion sensor, and... walla! It does the trick. Oh, and here's the security camera part. It's triggered purely by motion sensor, just like you said. But what is this darn thing for anyway?"

"It's a defense to protect against snoops and weirdos..." Hiyoko turned the machine, seemingly examining the mechanical foot and the boot mounted on it. "Like you!"

Having aligned the weapon just right, Hiyoko pressed the manual trigger and the electronic motor whirred. The mechanical leg and the boot attached on it swung upward on a hinge, striking Kazuichi right between his pant legs.

"AUGHH!" Kazuichi cried out in agony and fell to his knees, clutching his crotch as soon as the boot pulled out. "Why?! The fuck?!"

"It's very effective, don't you think?" Hiyoko chuckled demonically. "Oh, and don't think about telling anyone... or everyone will know where your stash of Sonia pics is!"

"Okay, okay, fine, fine- "

"Don't worry about seeing this again- I'm going to... use it in the bathroom. And I'm not bold enough to go into the boy's bathroom, don't worry. If you really are a boy, hehehe. You seem too much of a wimp to be a boy-"

"Just. Shut. Up." Kazuichi groaned, continuing to cradle his privates.

Hiyoko shrugged, still laughing, as she looked at the camera images that caught the moment of Kazuichi's ballbusting.

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Historical Footnote:

Eight years ago on this day, riots incited by Muslim extremists in the city of Jos in central Nigeria erupted, starting with Muslim youths setting a Catholic church filled with worshippers on fire. Muslim rioters shouted "Allahu Akhbar" as they burned down churches and Christian homes. At least 326 people, but up to 1,025 were killed, and more than 5,000 people displaced.