Full Summary:
After one summer, Hermione Granger returns a changed girl. She is confident and more beautiful then ever before! And she introduces a little muggle game called spin the bottle to Hogwarts. The students go CRAAZY for it and Hermione is elated, that is until she is dared to snog the hell out of Draco Malfoy, in front of none other than his daddy! DMxHG! Its hard to pack an entire story into a summary so give it a read n see for yourself!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, only the plot! :D

I decided to write this story to balance out the seriousness of my other fanfiction. I had a GREAT time writing it, and some of the images that popped into my head had me laughing crazily! I hope you guys enjoy it.. and review!

I want reviews so I know i'm not wasting my time! And to feel some appreciation!

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"Blimey, Harry." Ron exclaimed, mouth hanging open like a dog's. Harry looked to where his ginger friend pointed and both of his eyebrows shot up. Yes, both of them! This was the first time the two boys were seeing their brunette bestie since they'd departed for the summer holidays. The'd thought that they'd be spending two weeks together but she had had other plans. She'd jetted off to Morocco for the summer. "Hermione!" Harry called to her at the same time as Ron shouted, "What's happened to you?" Their eyes scanned her, from her toes to the top of her head. And Ron's went back down to.. yes you guessed it, her bosom. "Eyes up here Ron." Was the first thing she said, clicking her fingers in front the oversized sunglasses that rested on her nose. Ron's ears turned red as he fumbled over words, trying to apologize.

Harry was undeterred; he had a bone to pick with her. "Hermione! Where exactly have you been? We've been trying to get in contact with you! You've been ignoring us this whole summer. We thought the worst!" She waved a hand in the air, almost like she was dismissing Harry's words, "Please Harry, don't be such a granny." Harry stopped mid-step, growing more and more irritated. He jogged to catch up with her relentless pace, "How can I be a granny, Hermione?" Harry said logically, his frustration apparent on his face "I'm a boy..!"

She smiled, and cleared her throat while pushing her sunglasses up to rest on her head, "Who knows what you have down there!" Ron gaped at her and she giggled, "Close your mouth, boy." She said while leaning forwards to push his chin upwards. "Let's get on the train! Before we get late!" Harry and Ron exchanged dazed looks and then hurried after her. Harry leaped onto the train as its horn sounded and it started to move off. Ron whimpered and after a seconds hesitation he followed Harry, stumbling as the train picked speed.

They walked from compartment to compartment, searching for their seemingly now-crazy friend. They found her sitting cross legged on the floor of compartment G4, with Lavender, Lisa, Hannah and the Patil Twins. They were crowded around what seemed like a plastic bottle. "There you two are!" Hermione exclaimed, "I waited and waited!" Ron rolled his eyes, muttering angrily and Harry could help but agree. Hermione budged over to allow room for the boys, who sat down moodily. "Dare." Said Lisa, as soon as the skinny side of the bottle stopped to point at her. Hermione smiled and rubbed her hands together dramatically, "go sit outside for a minute." As soon as Lisa left, Harry and Ron were surprised when the girls began planning a horribly embarrassing task for the poor Ravenclaw to perform. "Come iiiin!" A giggling Lavender said in a sing-song tone. Lisa's expression would be described as 'horrified' by norm folks like you and I, when she was told what she must do.

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"I hope this year is more eventful than the last." Said Draco Malfoy as snottily as he could, though he was speaking to no one in particular, Blaise nodded in agreement. Suddenly a strawberry blonde Ravenclaw girl dashed past him, straight into a Slytherin Compartment, he recalled her as Lisa Turpin. Draco stopped and waited to see what she was doing. The short girl jumped onto Crabbe, wrapping her legs around his bulky body and snogged the bejeezes out of him. Draco was surprised to say the least, people cheered and cat-called. Okay so maybe it will be a more eventful year!

"Draco-o!" A shriek from a nearby compartment almost made him tumble over in shock. Pansy Parkinson waved furiously, "Draco-o-o! Yoooo-hooo" Draco seethed, "I hear you, you crazy woman! Stop yelling like a bloody banshee!" He barked over the heads of younger students, not even attempting to hide his annoyance. He stalked over to her compartment and slammed the glass door shut, he cast a couple of enchantments.

Draco grinned and pulled his tongue at the glass, he crossed his eyes and danced around in circles, "You are a crazy bitch, I hate you-u-u. And your fat daddy! Who is fat and smells like shit, and leaves butt sweat stains on every chair he sits o-on!" Draco Malfoy danced and sang, both badly of course. But he knew it didn't matter. The enchantments he had casted on himself and the door eliminated him from being seen or heard-

"What the fuck are you doing, Malfoy?" Draco gasped, horrified. The enchantments hadn't worked. He shrieked as Blaise stared at him with an expression that was just as horrified as his own. That meant that everyone had seen his little act. He spun to Parkinson who had a murderous look on her face, she pulled open the compartment door, "I am going to kill you Draco Malfoy. I am going to burn your genitals and then send them to your greasy father!"

Draco screeched, terrified. Her idea wasn't one that satisfied Draco, he ran in the opposite direction; he was NOT ready to lose his genitals. He slammed first years into the side of the train, ignoring their cries as he raced on, that was until he smashed straight into a wall. "No no no no no no!" He clawed at the wall, desperate to kind some kind of latch or handle. "There you are!" Pansy Parkinson had a manic expression on her face, she chuckled evilly and moved out of the shadow, revealing two girls behind her. They raised their weapons and pounced on the platinum-haired boy. His ear-piercing screams echoed throughout the entire train.

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Hermione skipped along the train, trying to find the source of the deranged screaming. "Granger!" She heard from her right. Blaise started unashamedly at her, drinking her appearance up. Hermione Granger had exposed her slender long legs, covering only the top eighth with a short pleated skirt. She wore a red halter neck top that gave a teaser of cleavage. Her long luscious curls spilled over her slender shoulders and down to her mid-back, like a chocolate waterfall. "Zabini." She regarded him and strutted away, leaving a baffled boy staring after her.

But a few minutes, she stumbled upon a very bizarre scene. Draco Malfoy was sitting like a chicken, he wore a yellow polka-dot dress, his face was covered in mismatched make-up; he wore smudged pink lipstick, blue eyeshadow, false lashes on one eye, and green, yes... green blusher. He tried to speak but he couldn't, somebody must have casted a silencing charm on him. Hermione burst into uncontrollable laughter, clutching at her stomach, she brushed the tears away and assumed he couldn't move either. Smirking, she removed her wand from her left boot and swished it gently, "Wingardium Leviosa." Draco Malfoy flapped his arms and legs in protest, as he was raised off the ground. "I think you need to be taught a lesson Mr Malfoy. Let's see if you can take what you so gladly dish out!" On that day, a seemingly Drag-Queen Draco Malfoy was paraded along the train for all to see. He was the laughing stock. As they neared the end of the train, Draco Malfoy dared to hope that the worst of it was over.

Oh, how wrong that poor boy was...

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