"Injustice 2 Intros Gone Wrong!"
Rated T
Summary: Find out as the superheroes meet up before battle in the most craziest dialogue never before heard in Injustice! You won't believe at the random crap they'll spat at each other for your viewing enjoyment!
Disclaimer: I do not, and I mean this very well, I do not own anything associated with DC Comics or the game Injustice 2. Injustice 2 and its characters are owned by Ed Boon, John Tobias, WB Games and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I think the summary explains a lot, so kick back with a six pack full of Cherry Dr. Pepper, some delicious Oreos and enjoy!
Chapter 1 - Batman vs. Superman
Intro 1:
Batman was flying down from the sky and headed towards the streets of Gotham City where he was approached by a chain-shackled Superman.
"Just to let you know, I'm still drunk." Superman doozily said.
"Last time I'll ever let you ride the Batmobile!" Batman sneered while pounding his fists.
With his teeth gritting, Superman used every part of his super strength to break out of the chains and gave Batman and very scathing glare.
"For the last time, I didn't mean to run over Batgirl, okay?" Superman said with a very drunk hiccup.
Intro 2:
Superman was approaching Batman with the chains still attached to him, but only this time, he was even more drunk than usual.
"I love you, man." He said to the Dark Knight.
"Yeah, I know." Batman nodded.
Superman then tried to break out of the chains with his super strength, but his wrists started to hurt in the process due to the pressure.
"Hey, can you... can you help me out with my chains?" suggested a drunk Superman.
Intro 3:
Superman was coming down the sky as a huge ball of smoke appeared beside him, revealing to be Batman.
"You really need to stop drinking, Clark." Batman informed him.
"I love you." Superman said, forming his fist.
"Yeah, you already fuckin' told me that." Batman warned him while wiping off his cape.
Intro 4:
Batman was appearing out of the ball of smoke, approaching Superman who as a matter of fact, came down from the sky.
"So you finally gave up the bottle, huh?" asked Batman.
"I sure did! Hiccup!" Superman burped, lying under his teeth.
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DAMN DRINKING?!" Batman growled loudly.
Mmmm, I can definitely tell this is gonna be fun, I can tell. Anyway, the intro dialogues are what I so love about Injustice 2. It's more entertaining, funny and enjoyable to watch.
Anyway, you get to request the next two people you want me to do. Remember, they must be from the Injustice 2 roster, so feel free to choose. Oh, and don't forget to leave a feedback in there as well. So, until next, peace my gangstas!