Chapter 1:Mokuba's Sugar High!
This is just gonna be a random stroy, started by me, after I drank Kool-Aid with three cups of sugar and stayed up till three in the morning. WARNING!! LOTS OF Y. BAKURA AND SETO KAIBA TORTURING!!
Kaiba:Why can't Mokuba be tortured?!
E.P.G.:'Cause he's too cute!
Mokuba:YEAH!!
Kaiba:I hate both of you.
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!
E.P.G.:Fine. You don't have to yell.
Japanese Lawyer:NOW!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! You think I would, well maybe if I became a millionaire, then I could but it...
Japanese Lawyer:Grrr... RIGHT WAY NOW!!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! and if I did I would surely tell you. I only own myself and my penguins.
E.P.G.:Just to let yas know, Yami Bakura will be known as Bakura and Ryou Bakura will be known as Bakura. And on with the fic!^-^
Kaiba:Save me.
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It was five in the morning and Yugi was sleeping on the coach, holding his teddy bear tightly, when the phone rang.
Yugi:*Yawn* Hello?
Mokuba:YUUUGGGGIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Can ya, can ya come over NOW?!?
Yugi:*Groan*Do I have to?
Mokuba:YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:Fine. Who else is coming?
Mokuba:Tristan... Tèa... Bakura... Joey... and and Mai!!
Yugi:I'll be over soon. This better be good. Bye. *Click*
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Over at Seto and Mokuba's house, everybody had gathered. That is when Evil Panic Goddess rode in on a chair that was being carried be PENGUINS!!
Yugi/Joey:Who's she Mokuba?
E.P.G.:I AM THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:This is Evil Panic Goddess, also known as E.P.G. Can I have rubber duckies E.P.G.?
E.P.G.:SURE!!!!! *Brings out her all-powerful laptop! She types something, then it starts raining rubber duckies!!*
Mokuba:*Runs around screaming* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G and Mokuba:o_O
Joey:So Mokuba, what are we doing here anyways?
Mokuba:*Hugs rubber duckies* SETO TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime fall*
Tèa:DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING?!?!?
Mokuba:YES!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime sweat drop*
Mokuba:Now this is what is gonna happen.
Mokuba explains his plans for torture when Pegasus jumps out of a bush with a pickle gun!!
Everyone:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.P.G.:With my almighty author powers you shall DIE!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out her all-powerful laptop and types something. A bunch of deranged mushrooms start chasing Pegasus before eating him*
Everyone:YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mokuba leads everyone inside the mansion.
Mokuba:Now you guys keep yourselves busy while I go get Kaiba. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *He runs up the stairs to Kaiba's room to wake him up*
Ryou:That kid scares me sometimes. *His Millenium Ring glows and out of nowhere (Well... not exactly) appears Bakura*
Bakura:You scare me all the time.
E.P.G.:*Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types something. A large and heavy thing falls ontop of Bakura*
Bakura:X_X
Ryou:YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Where can I get one of those?
E.P.G.:You can only have one if you are writing the story, which I am doing!
Bakura:Why didn't you hit him?
E.P.G.:'Cause he's cuter then you! *She runs over to Ryou and nearly hugs hin to death*
Ryou:Can't... breath... must... get... away... X_x
Everyone but E.P.G.:*Anime sweat drop*
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Up in Kaiba's room...
Mokuba: *Yells into a microphone. The room has been filled with very big speakers* WAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE UPPPPPPPP KAAAAIIIIIIIBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:*Is shocked be the noise and jumps out of bed. He jumps so high that he hit the ceiling* MOKUBA!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Yes big brother? *Starts to act really REALLY cute*
Kaiba:CUTENESS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mokuba, how much sugar did you have this morning?
Mokuba:A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:I'm DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After Kaiba got dressed, he followed Mokuba downstairs and into the living room where he noticed our friends.
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA?! What are they doing here?! And who's the person killing Ryou?
E.P.G.:*Hugs Ryou to no end* I'M NOT KILLING HIM!!!!!! *She lets go of Ryou, who falls to the ground gasping for air. She runs up to Kaiba and hits him over to head with a mallet* TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:X_x
Mokuba:Can the stay, can they stay, can they stay, can they stay????? PLEASE?!?!?!? *Starts to act really REALLY cute again*
Kaiba:STOP WITH THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!! They can stay if you stop being CUTE!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:YEAH!!!!!!!!! *Runs up to each person and hugs them. He only skips Bakura*
Bakura:Hey?! Why didn't I get a h... *Before he can finish, Mokuba throws a bowling ball at him* X_X
Mokuba:I never invited you!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime sweat drop*
E.P.G.:Uhh... Mokuba? When did you get so strong? Wait, I should know. I am the ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G.:*Larger anime sweat drop*
Mai:And I thought that Mokuba and Bakura were the only insanes ones in this fic.
E.P.G.:I HEARD THAT MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types something. Suddendly there is no floor where Mai is standing. She falls into a bottemless pit* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G.:*Even larger anime sweat drop*
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E.P.G.:That's all I can think of for now. Please review!
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.P.G.:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!! *Hits him over to head with an over sized hammer*
Kaiba:X_x
Mokuba:Five reviews or more and she'll carry on!
E.P.G.:And please give me some more ideas. Please no FLAMES!!!!
Kaiba:FLAMES!! FLAMES!!!!!
E.P.G.:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! *Out of nowhere appear evil penguins that start chasing Kaiba*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRDS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *Anime sweat drop*
E.P.G.:Remember to review and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is just gonna be a random stroy, started by me, after I drank Kool-Aid with three cups of sugar and stayed up till three in the morning. WARNING!! LOTS OF Y. BAKURA AND SETO KAIBA TORTURING!!
Kaiba:Why can't Mokuba be tortured?!
E.P.G.:'Cause he's too cute!
Mokuba:YEAH!!
Kaiba:I hate both of you.
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!
E.P.G.:Fine. You don't have to yell.
Japanese Lawyer:NOW!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! You think I would, well maybe if I became a millionaire, then I could but it...
Japanese Lawyer:Grrr... RIGHT WAY NOW!!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! and if I did I would surely tell you. I only own myself and my penguins.
E.P.G.:Just to let yas know, Yami Bakura will be known as Bakura and Ryou Bakura will be known as Bakura. And on with the fic!^-^
Kaiba:Save me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was five in the morning and Yugi was sleeping on the coach, holding his teddy bear tightly, when the phone rang.
Yugi:*Yawn* Hello?
Mokuba:YUUUGGGGIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Can ya, can ya come over NOW?!?
Yugi:*Groan*Do I have to?
Mokuba:YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:Fine. Who else is coming?
Mokuba:Tristan... Tèa... Bakura... Joey... and and Mai!!
Yugi:I'll be over soon. This better be good. Bye. *Click*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Over at Seto and Mokuba's house, everybody had gathered. That is when Evil Panic Goddess rode in on a chair that was being carried be PENGUINS!!
Yugi/Joey:Who's she Mokuba?
E.P.G.:I AM THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:This is Evil Panic Goddess, also known as E.P.G. Can I have rubber duckies E.P.G.?
E.P.G.:SURE!!!!! *Brings out her all-powerful laptop! She types something, then it starts raining rubber duckies!!*
Mokuba:*Runs around screaming* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G and Mokuba:o_O
Joey:So Mokuba, what are we doing here anyways?
Mokuba:*Hugs rubber duckies* SETO TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime fall*
Tèa:DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING?!?!?
Mokuba:YES!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime sweat drop*
Mokuba:Now this is what is gonna happen.
Mokuba explains his plans for torture when Pegasus jumps out of a bush with a pickle gun!!
Everyone:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.P.G.:With my almighty author powers you shall DIE!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out her all-powerful laptop and types something. A bunch of deranged mushrooms start chasing Pegasus before eating him*
Everyone:YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mokuba leads everyone inside the mansion.
Mokuba:Now you guys keep yourselves busy while I go get Kaiba. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *He runs up the stairs to Kaiba's room to wake him up*
Ryou:That kid scares me sometimes. *His Millenium Ring glows and out of nowhere (Well... not exactly) appears Bakura*
Bakura:You scare me all the time.
E.P.G.:*Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types something. A large and heavy thing falls ontop of Bakura*
Bakura:X_X
Ryou:YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Where can I get one of those?
E.P.G.:You can only have one if you are writing the story, which I am doing!
Bakura:Why didn't you hit him?
E.P.G.:'Cause he's cuter then you! *She runs over to Ryou and nearly hugs hin to death*
Ryou:Can't... breath... must... get... away... X_x
Everyone but E.P.G.:*Anime sweat drop*
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Up in Kaiba's room...
Mokuba: *Yells into a microphone. The room has been filled with very big speakers* WAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE UPPPPPPPP KAAAAIIIIIIIBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:*Is shocked be the noise and jumps out of bed. He jumps so high that he hit the ceiling* MOKUBA!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Yes big brother? *Starts to act really REALLY cute*
Kaiba:CUTENESS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mokuba, how much sugar did you have this morning?
Mokuba:A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:I'm DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After Kaiba got dressed, he followed Mokuba downstairs and into the living room where he noticed our friends.
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA?! What are they doing here?! And who's the person killing Ryou?
E.P.G.:*Hugs Ryou to no end* I'M NOT KILLING HIM!!!!!! *She lets go of Ryou, who falls to the ground gasping for air. She runs up to Kaiba and hits him over to head with a mallet* TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:X_x
Mokuba:Can the stay, can they stay, can they stay, can they stay????? PLEASE?!?!?!? *Starts to act really REALLY cute again*
Kaiba:STOP WITH THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!! They can stay if you stop being CUTE!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:YEAH!!!!!!!!! *Runs up to each person and hugs them. He only skips Bakura*
Bakura:Hey?! Why didn't I get a h... *Before he can finish, Mokuba throws a bowling ball at him* X_X
Mokuba:I never invited you!!
Everyone besides Mokuba:*Anime sweat drop*
E.P.G.:Uhh... Mokuba? When did you get so strong? Wait, I should know. I am the ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G.:*Larger anime sweat drop*
Mai:And I thought that Mokuba and Bakura were the only insanes ones in this fic.
E.P.G.:I HEARD THAT MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types something. Suddendly there is no floor where Mai is standing. She falls into a bottemless pit* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone besides E.P.G.:*Even larger anime sweat drop*
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E.P.G.:That's all I can think of for now. Please review!
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.P.G.:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!! *Hits him over to head with an over sized hammer*
Kaiba:X_x
Mokuba:Five reviews or more and she'll carry on!
E.P.G.:And please give me some more ideas. Please no FLAMES!!!!
Kaiba:FLAMES!! FLAMES!!!!!
E.P.G.:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!! *Out of nowhere appear evil penguins that start chasing Kaiba*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRDS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *Anime sweat drop*
E.P.G.:Remember to review and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!