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Blog Entry #1
Monday December 10, 2012, 4:15 p.m. PST
Hello, Internet and whoever is reading this. I'm Charlie Watson—well, OK, my name isn't "Watson," it's Vickers. Charlie Vickers. I'm a girl, in case you were wondering. I'm obsessed with hard rock 'n' roll music and I'm a new intern at the infamous MyMusic company in L.A. My older sister is actually Throwback, one of the interns-turned-employees there at the company. I'll link to the documentary show after I finish this post.
I'm obsessed with the show Supernatural and also with the show Sherlock (Moffat, SEASON 3. NOW.)
Reasons for starting a blog… Um… My friends told me I have way too many ideas and I needed to write them all down somewhere, and then my boyfriend suggested Posty Blog, so here I am!
I do have quite a few absolutely brilliant ideas for absolutely brilliant things, so, yeah. Such as my own video editing software that allows everyday people access to everything that the Hollywood geniuses have at their fingertips. I know, there are already loads of editing software types that have that ability in them, but mine would be way cooler and much easier for people to use. But anyway.
I have to go out to the MyMusic office now. My new boss, Indie, wants to announce that I'm an intern today, and I have a whole cool set up for my entrance. Loads of lights and stuff. It's gonna be awesome.
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Blog Entry #2
December 10, 2012, 8:10 p.m. PST
WOW. So. The company was CRAZY CHAOTIC today.
Like. Legit very crazy.
Allow me to elaborate.
I walked in, ready to do my epic entrance, but some stupid person named Tina (happens to be the ex-wife of one of the staffers at the company) had arrived before me and used my entrance lights. Well, my sister, Throwback, and Metal (the ex-husband of Tina) are TOTALLY in love with each other, but they won't admit it. I see the way Metal looks at her, and the way she looks at Metal, so. Well, Tina waltzed in and started sucking face with Metal, and I totally blew up and said, "Why are you letting her kiss him?! He's YOUR MAN!" And thus Tina and my sister had a little fight.
But then, Tina accused Throw of stealing the company's cameras and planning on selling them for profit. I know Throw didn't do it, but somehow Tina had managed to not only get the cameras into Throw's box of stuff, but she faked some security camera footage and got a girl who looked exactly like Throw. I told everyone where Throw was at the time and day the footage was taken, but they're still temporarily firing her. Well, we'll just see about that. Me, Employee 2, and Scene will prove Throw's innocence. Watson is on the case!...I need a Sherlock. Or at least someone whose last name is Holmes.
