Hello everyone! It's your soon to be favorite character here (Can't reveal my designation just yet!) I know, not normal for a character to randomly start talking before the actual story begins. But this needs to be said!
You will feel many emotions during the course of this story. Anger, irritation, sympathy, joy, amusement, determination, foolishness, and whatever else comes up.
Why am I telling you this? Well because the main character is not your average village idiot. I mean, yeah they are the village idiot times a TRILLION but this character will actually make you feel something. (Like anger.)
Oh and the author of this story is an idiot too, seriously I'm not kidding. The thing isn't written that well! Sure it's readable but there are moments that make you want to crack your screen for how stinky it is. You know thinking about this now….I think you have just left this story. (Good Idea!)
If your curiosity has gotten the better of you and you managed to stay then congrats. Here is your moron cookie. I cannot completely bash this story because well…I'm in it. But doesn't mean I can't give you a head's up.
So here's the part all authors seem to include. The disclaimer. The author does not own Transformers or anything associated with them. Nor will she ever. Why do you all insist on doing that? This is FANFICTION, we all know you don't own garbage because if you did, you wouldn't be on here! You'd be swimming in pools of money while petting your exotic tiger.
Now without further ado presenting a bad but not horribly written story! (Attempt to enjoy this crap.)