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Never A Dull Moment

By Waterrain

"You know what I mean Russia?" America asked carelessly and he tilted his head looking into Russia's violet with big blue eyes.

He ignored Russia's tense smile, violet eyes that have darkened, and a fist clenched tightly.

"I do not understand. Please explain, da." Russia commented innocently and silently wondered where he had placed his pipe.

"Alright, I really wish there was a female president cause that would be totally new and interesting. Seriously so far all male and it's pretty boring. Anyway, I'm upset you have a female president seriously not cool. I wanted to have a female president before you, Russia." America said in a sulking tone and his cheeks were puffed out.

"My boss is male. Are you calling him a woman?" Russia asked tensely and he noticed America's wide smile.

"Heh, I photo shopped him and made it where he had a dress on. It was really fun along with being funny." America stated calmly and happily. He completely ignored Russia's question and smiled at him where all of his white teeth were showing.

"What do you mean." Russia said slowly and his violet eyes narrowed in suspicion as he wondered why on earth America would do such a thing, but then again he is America.

"I posted that photo on my blog, facebook, twitter, myspace, and several other sites." America commented cheerfully and he gave Russia a thumbs up. "I did the same thing to everyone else's boss too and posted them up. Yep the same pink cocktail dress!"

Russia stared at him as if he was a complete idiot before shaking his head and sighing to himself while America smiled at him.

"Did you do the same to your boss's photo?" Russia asked in a curious voice and he heard America's excited giggles.

"Yep because I wanted everyone to be equal and all that stuff. Plus didn't want to have boss left out or left behind." America stated happily and he blinked in surprise for Russia was smiling.

"When did you post up those photo's?" Russia asked innocently and he was no longer upset with America.

"Hmm about thirty minutes ago." America replied calmly and he tilted his head. "Why do you ask?"

"Has your cell phone ringed?" Russia asked him and he watched as those blue eyes blinked for a moment.

"I don't know because I had it on silent." America stated flatly and then decided to check his cell phone. Russia had a strong feeling that America more than likely has missed a lot of calls, angry voice messages, and so on.

"You received calls, da." Russia commented causally and he watched as America pushed something that was under the desk.

"I have over 300 missed calls and man I have about 500 missed texts. Jeez, I got about 245 voice messages." America told him careless and he sighed to himself. Russia watched as America crushed the cell phone with ease in his strong grip and then a loud voice was heard from outside of the door.

"America! You bloody idiot! How dare you photo shop the royal family and my government people in pink cocktail dresses!" England yelled angrily as he pounded his fists against the door and swore colorfully. Russia blinked his violet eyes while America's blue eyes sparkled and he snickered to himself.

"Heh, I couldn't help or stop myself from going to such lengths for England." America said cheerfully to Russia and he added calmly. "Don't worry for everyone else I only photo shopped their bosses and put them in pink cocktail dresses."

America opened up his window and then turned briefly to Russia.

"Alright, the helicopter is here. Later Russia." America commented smoothly before jumping out the window, Russia watched, and noticed that America was holding onto a rope that was hanging from the helicopter.

"I never can understand him. However America is rather amusing and interesting, da. Never a dull moment with him." Russia said to himself and he heard America's door fall.

"Where is America?" England asked bluntly and his cheeks were red as cherry's. Russia lips curled up into a twisted smile, he walked closer, and then looked at him with bored violet eyes.

"No idea." Russia stated simply and he left England cursing violently.

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