"Bard Brain-Extended Ending"
Guapo noticed that Fraz was no longer sitting next to him in The Hoog's passenger's seat. He also noticed that the Eject bottom had been pushed. "Beejabbers! He's gone!" he cried in panic. He looked out the windshield, and saw Fraz was falling out of the sky. "Beejabbers! I've gotta save him!" he cried. The Hoog swooped down to where Fraz was falling. To Fraz's relief the lid on top of The Hoog was open for him to fall in. He fell into the lid, which closed as soon as he was inside The Hoog. Inside The Hoog he landed on his stomach.
"Fraz are you alright?!" Guapo cried as he helped him to his feet. "What happened?" Fraz asked confused. "You pushed the eject button, where it flung you out of The Hoog. You're still suffering minor brain damage from The Headache Relief Ray" Guapo explained. "Headache Relief Ray?" Fraz asked confused. "Yeah The Headache Relief Ray. I used it to cure the headache you were having on the way to the beatnik world. Unfortunately it shrank your brain so small that it reduced you to a babbling idiot! Then when we got to the beatnik world, you started spouting gibberish that all the inhabitants there that thought you were reciting poetry for them, and that absolutely loved it! It made you a star, and we ended up becoming rich off of it, where we moved into a mansion, and lived a life of luxury!" Guapo explained.
"None of that would have happened if it hadn't been for your awful singing giving me a migrane!" Fraz yelled furiously. "I'm sorry Fraz! I really am! But look on the bright side! We got rich off of your idiotic babbling! During the past week, your brain was so small that you couldn't remember how to do anything! I had to feed you non solid food, bottle feed you, and have you wear a diaper on account you forgot how to use the toilet!" Guapo explained. Fraz peeked inside his bottoms, and saw that he was wearing a diaper.
"When we get back to Retrograde you better not tell anyone that you bottle fed me, and had me wear a diaper, or I will kill you!" Fraz yelled. "I promise Fraz. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye" Guapo replied. "Good!" Fraz cried. During their trip back to Retrograde Guapo wore his clapping hat, where he pulled the string to make the hands clap. At least it was better than his headache-inducing singing.
The End