AN/ this is mi frst fan fic so plz tel me if itts good! btw read my girlfriend taras fanfic "haunted". is realy amaze! btw tanks 2 tara 4 helpin me rit in inglish
1 day carliel was at teh hospitl wher he work, but was starve and vary close 2 lose his mind and eeting the humens. so he skiped work 2 go hunt 4 stuff in the woodsand.
then he got 2 the woods and then sudnly, wherewolf zombies!
the zombie wherewolfs attacked menacingly. carliel new all the where wolfs were eevil cuz there all capitlists. he whuped there asses with awsum powrs of vampireness, but it was all for naught, cuase they were zombees and imediately cum back to lyfe.
then the leeder of the where wolfs transform in2 a humen and it was... JACOB!111
and then jacob sed "u cannot defeet the zombie alpacalips!111111111 u and all the vanpires will be destroyed!11111111"
and then carliiel said "n0" and then had 2 fall back, cuz he had 2 go get speshul pwr 2 fite zombees. fortunitly their was a sord in the woods that he found, itwas called fuckslayer and it had power of destroy all the zombies.
then carliel went bak 2 where the weirdwolves were and then jacob saied "no... he got a power 2 distory us all the bad guys!111" sed jacob
"i 4m 4w5um 1337 b4d455! ph33r m3!1111111111" carlisyl pontificated. and then the sord became incaesd in holey fuckfire and releesed a beem of exploting fire.
and then Jacob screened "nooooooooooo" and then he explodisintegrated and the exploded shards of his existents fell into the void.
AN: to b continues maybe? lmk if u want more chapteres or seequill 2 this