America and Canada host a world conference!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers *sigh*

All Brackets mean Authors Note!

****: Means actions

1st Annual Conference.

January 13, 1980. The day Alfred and Matthew host a conference at their house…. Uh oh….

3RD PERSON POINT OF VIEW

"Hey Alfred" Canada said "Who's coming to the conference?"

"Well Matthew it might be better that you don't know but oh well" *Alfred passes list of people coming to Matthew*

List:

Feliciano: Italy (Veneziano)

Lovino: Italy (Romano)

Ludwig: Germany

Honda: (Kiku) Japan

Arthur: *Frowny face beside* England

Francis: France

Wang: (Yao) China

Ivan: Russia

Roderich: Austria

Feliks: Poland

Toris: Lithuania

Sadiq: Turkey

Heracles: Greece

Gilbert: Prussia

"Wow…. Did you HAVE to put Sadiq and Heracles together?" Whined Canada, " I thought conferences were supposed to be serious..." "Putting them together ruins the whole thing!" "Canada, relax, have fun and watch them yell at each other like little kids that stole from each other, while I have my fuss with Arthur and Francis!" Replied America. Canada sat soundless…. " Ok that works!" Yells Canada with great excitement.

24 hours later, people coming in.…. Canada POV

"I was sitting there… 13/14 people have arrived, We will start soon"

*Glass breaking* "Well, looks like our last guest has arrived" "I happily skipped to the window" *More glass breaking* " HOLY MOTHER OF F*** "In the back of my mind, well America did say sit back and watch but, these two, Heracles and Sadiq (Greece and Turkey), they hate each other like hell! * Door opens, Austria, last guest arrives to the sight of Sadiq and Heracles strangling each other* *Austria Coughs* Huh? Both Countries look at Austria funny. "Roderich (Austria) please continue to the conference room". *He nods and walks into the conference room*

30 minutes later, Conference Begins, Feliciano POV (Italy Veneziano)

" OK LET'S GET READY TO RUM-" *hand goes up from back of room* "Yes Arthur?" sighs Alfred. *Alfred shoots arrow at Alfred hitting his nose* "HEY!" *Francis shoots another arrow* eek! Mr. Alfred made a scary face! "GET THE F*** OUT!" Booms America. I hear a voice from beside Alfred, "Alfred can I take over?" It was Matthew! *Alfred makes a squeak sound and sits down*. "WELCOME! TO THE 1st ANNUAL CANADA AND AMERICA CONFERENCE MEETING!" "FIRST PROBLEM: THE SUEZ CANAL's BLOCKING!" *Booms Matthew (well tries to)

" SO WE TRIED GETTING MR. EGYPT TO COME HERE ( Someone please tell me the name of Egypt in the reviews) ,BUT WE COULDN'T BECAUSE SLAMMED HIS DOOR ON US!""SO WE FOUND A WAY TO OPEN THE SUEZ CANAL AGAIN!" " A VERY SCIENTIFIC ANSWER IS: RAID HIS HOUSE"! *cricket* *one second later Matthew notices everyone is asleep* *Matthew walks off podium*

" I walk up onto podium and say: "PASSTAAAAA!"

*everyone gets up in their sleep and walks home*

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(First Fanfic on Hetalia)