In 10 Years Time...
By Jamie's Angel
Disclaimer; I don't own any of the characters in Pokemon (Although I wish I owned James...I've got a can of whipped cream and no hot bishonen to put it on!).
Note: This is how I think/hope things will turn out for our heroes (And Ash, Misty and Brock. heh heh heh) in 10 years from now. Just sit back, relax, and laugh ya socks off.
Oh, I dedicate this 'fic to Gemma (James' Rose), Snow, Anna Sartin, and Allan (Seleuc2 - Hope I spelled that right!). You guys are the best! *Big hug!*
But mostly, I dedicate this to JAMES!!!!! *Drools*
Ash: Becomes an alcoholic after his lucky streak ran out. Now hangs around the Indigo Platue telling anyone who'll listen how he came 16th in the Pokemon League.
Pikachu: Ash gave it to Team Rocket in exchange for a couple bottles of Vodka.
Misty: Realised she hated that damn bike anyway, and went back to the Orange Islands to live with Rudy.
Brock: Opens his own Strip Club. Still hasn't got a date.
Tracey: Got lost in a forest and was never seen again. Is rumoured to be living with a group of Psyducks and Wobbuffets, the only two Pokemon more annoying than himself.
Gary: Told the world he was gay.
Jessie: Ditched Team Rocket and became a singer. Was famous until her album entered the charts at number 159 before flopping back out. Now lives on own private Island bought with her last lot of cash.
James: Ditched Team Rocket and married Jessie. Divorced her soon afterwards because of too much hitting. Easily won the case when Jessie tried to hit the judge with her frying pan. (I know I'm a Rocketshipper, but come on! James can do so much better!). Sued Jessibelle & his parents for child abuse, then started his own Rock band with the money. Is now touring Johto with the other band members, and has appeared on the cover of almost every teen girl's magazine. Has also won every 'World's most gorgeous male' award six years in a row.
Meowth: Is the Drummer in James' band, and plans to host his own talk show.
Giovanni: Went insane and began randomly firing TR members until none were left. Now sits alone in his office wondering why no one's brought him any Pokemon in almost six years.
Persian: Drove it's master to insanity with it's constant hair-shedding and hairballs, and now lives in a home for retired Megalomaniac's Pets, and is rumoured to be dating Mr. Bigglesworth.
Ash's mom: Still thinks her son is on his Pokemon journey.
Mondo: Spent 5 years in jail for stalking Jessie. Now lives on Jessie's Island taking photos of her in the shower.
Jigglypuff: Ditched it's marker pen and bought a gun. Is on America's most wanted top 10 list.
Me: Made a machine to take me to Kanto, is now dating James. *turns to all girls, pulls down bottom eyelid and sticks out tongue* Na na na na na nah!
~The End~
This is my first ever fanfic, so please R+R!!!!
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