Woo hoo!~ New story! Guess who's doing it with me this time?! JAZZ'Z FAVORITE HUMAN GIRL!
Oh yeah! Talk about bringing the awesomeness!
Skywarp: Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: ...I have no idea what you're talking about...
Skywarp: You have to disclaim!
Me: *runs away* NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Skywarp: *chases after me* GET BACK HERE!
#1 Poking bots with straws is not advised
Okay, so we got transported, right?
Yeah, well we kinda fell out of a portal and onto Beachcomber
For some reason, it made me think of Shattered Glass Beachcomber, who was very twitchy
Which made me wonder if HE was twitchy
I began poking him
Then JFHGA grabbed my smoothie straw
At first I was gonna cry because I was enjoying that smoothie
But when she poked Beachcomber with it, I caught on
So I pulled out the straw in my backpocket and began poking BC too
Beachcomber was all smiles before
But when we continually poked him, his smile...turned upside down...
Quite frankly, it was creepy
That's when we got aquainted with our second Autobot: Prowl
#2 Don't put a comm. link when someone doesn't know about it
Prowl put us in the interrogating room
We weren't been interrogated, he just didn't know what to do with us :)
Anyway, Red alert was assigned to watch us
I don't know why
Didn't he see what we to laid-back, mellow Beachcomber?
But back to what I was orginally saying
Red alert was glaring at us
HG snickered and nudged me
I looked over to her and guess what I saw!~
A comm. link she had swiped!
I distracted RA with a few stupid questions then HG expertly snuck up behind him
Just when Ol' Red began to ask where my leetle friend was, she reappeared next to me
Red alert gave us a suspcious look but didn't suspect anything else (although he should have by our devious grins)
I mumbled something into the comm. link via my sleeve
Red alert freaked out and looked around
Nothing
HG then took over
Ten seconds later, he ran out, screaming that "the voices were in his head"
Lol!
#3 Don't shoot Prowl with spit balls
When Red alert ran out, Ol' Prowler suspected something was up
When he came in, he got hit by something...wet...
Silly little Prowl
Forgot to take away our straws :D
Unfortunately, he thought it was an attack and aimed a blaster
When we confessed the balls came from us and he didn't have to shoot everything up, things got...interesting...
He thought we were Decepticon spies
As if D:
If anything, we would be Decepticon PIES!
#4 Do not curse Prowl's logic
We were sent to Optimus Prime
With a blaster aimed at us the entire way
We were questioned about the whole D-con spy thing and we were very reasonable
When that didn't work, we tried telling the truth
"Primus transported us!"
Still didn't work so we went with plan F
ILLOGIC
Unfortunately, Prowl confused me with all his illogical nonsense so I was all befuddled and then yelled out, "Curse your logic!"
Next thing I know, prison!
Which is like the brig, but instead where you put your enemies
When I was all prepared to jam out the jailbird tunes on the harmonica, GH nudged me
She had something shiny
She had managaed to swipe the key
But forget that!
It was shiny!
#5 Escaping Prowl is impossible
JAIL BREAK!
...for about five seconds
Then Prowl spotted us
We ran like there was no tommorow but Prowl had longer legs
...cheater...
Then we got put in the actual brig
Where we met Sideswipe and Sunstreaker :)
*cough* Sorry it was so short :(
It'll be longer next time, promise!
Have any crazy ideas for us to try? Send em in!
Skywarp: Ahem!
Me: Yes?
Skywarp: You still have to disclaim
Me: Oh golly look at the time! The chap's over!
Skywarp: But-
Me: R&R! Bye!