Alright so, I'm going to start this, I wanna know what you guys think. Is it worth the read? I've already got four chapters down and I'm watching it now.

Let me explain this, this is based off of a movie. It' called Predator, the fourth one. It's abolutely amazing. My favorites in order go: 4, 3, 2, 1. I think the two main characters in the fourth fit Jellal and Erza wonderfully so I decided, wow. I'm going to put them in this. It's a totally different AU btw. Everything basically remains the same except these characters have never met each other. Or maybe, they aren't exactly familiar with each other. There is a lot of cussing in the movie, I'll try and tone that down for this. I'm really looking forward to it actually.

I've thought about doing the whole series, I can see everybody in it. Gajeel and Levy in the first one, Lucy and Natsu in the second, Gray and Juvia in the third. Although...I don't think people would like it very much if I killed Gray...that one will be last and I'll put it up for debate.

I don't do too well on oneshots so naturally everything with me has to be an effing novel so on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. The charactesr belong to Hiro Mashima (or whatever) and Predator belongs to whoever.

Jellal Fernandez awoke to find himself falling from the sky. Glancing below himself he felt the air rush past his face and began yelling in surprise. Glancing down at the contraption strapped on his chest he slammed his fist into it repeatedly though it did nothing.

Struggling, he rolled in the air to face the fast approaching ground. Trying one more time to slam his fist into the item on his chest he held his arms out prepared to cast a light beam to slow his fall when suddenly he was pulled up into the air. The parachute however did very little to slow his fall and upon being unable to pass the tall canopy of trees he hit his chest once more and fell to the ground. Hard.

Gasping he writhed on the ground for moment before relaxing to catch his breath. Glancing around at the canopy of green he pulled himself into a seated position before standing up and looking around to gather his bearings.

Suddenly something fell on the ground behind him and he turned taking a step back. A man shot up, no older than himself, but probably a little younger, blonde hair sticking in different directions. He held playing cards in his hand and wielded them like weapons, shouting at him.

Jellal held is hands out in a placating gesture saying, "Don't! Hey, calm down."

"Man fuck you!" He shouted.

Jellal cocked his head and narrowed his eyes dangerously as he said in a lower tone, "Calm. Down." Articulating each word.

"FUCK YOU!" He shouted eyes darting around nervously.

Unbeknownst to the blond man, Jellal's hand had began to glow behind his back as he prepared himself for the worst when something thudded heavily to the ground between them.

Both jumped in surprise as Jellal muttered to ease the tension, "I guess his chute didn't open."

The blond man looked disgusted then glared at Jellal who was beginning to turn around when the ground beneath them started melting.

They jumped up and run in opposite direction as the trees began to dissolve Sho zigzagged through the trees jumping over a fallen log only to see the blue haired man from earlier kneeling there gazing in the opposite direction although he turned to acknowledge Sho saying, "Single caster."

"How do you know?" Sho asked.

The blue haired man didn't respond but took off through the woods kneeling silently when he was directly to the left of the caster who was only visible by the glow of his eyes. Stealthily he crossed to the man who had stopped casting magic to estimate their spot.

Gasping Richard looked around at where they could've possibly disappeared and evaded him too. He glanced down again only to see his hands press together by a red and black snake like "string" that slowly wound itself up his arms and around his body. A voice behind him growled,

"Please. Stop doing that."

Terrified he slowly rose as the voice continued.

"You're firing at the wrong people."

"How do I know?" he asked standing stock still.

"Because otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation." was the reply back.

Thinking about it for a moment the man slowly turned his head gazing at his subduer, who had startling blue hair and a tattoo on the right side of his face, to see one hand out casting the Snake Bind spell and the other one preparing to cast a different spell. He lowered his hands slowly and the spell disappeared practically sliding off his body.

"Alright, " he muttered, "want to show me the right ones?"

Jellal just stared at him for a moment not appreciating the "humor" and the man as though sensing this pointed at himself and said, "Richard." to ease his suspicions. He shook his head, "I mean," he glanced up hurriedly, "I'm Richard." Jellal nodded. He got it.

Footsteps sounded behind him and Jellal glanced back to see the thin blond haired boy from before coming up to stand next to him.

Richard's eyes and head jumped to him.

"What's the last thing you remember Richard?" Jellal asked and Richard paused to remember.

"War," he muttered. "Yeah. I was fighting with my guild."

Was he? Jellal had been there too. Albeit, it was quite a while ago. He'd thought he'd washed his hands of that a long time ago.

"And there was a light." he began breathing heavily as Jellal turned his head to glance behind him and the other blonde boy turned in a full circle. "And then I...then I woke up, and I was…"

"Falling." Sho finished. They both looked at him and he nodded looking at Jellal. "Yeah, same thing. I was at the Tower of Heaven. And then there was a light. And then chingao."

After he was finished with his story Sho turned around again looking as Jellal glanced up, passed Richard and then glanced behind him again.

"Where are we?" Richard asks softly.

Jellal stares passed Richard's face.

"Maybe she knows."

Sho and Richard quickly turn around to see a woman with scarlet red hair glaring at them, an arsenal of swords gathered around her.

"Oh man." Richard groans.

So what do you guys think? Is it worth it? Hey guys, let me know if the verb tense is confusing you ok? They sound fine to me until I get to the last sentence.