It's Not What It Looks Like, I Swear!
Pairing: slight GakuHai
Genre: Humor
Rating: either PG or PG13
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"You want me to do WHAT?!" yelled Hyde.
I sighed. This was the 4th time I'd had to explain this.
"I need to get a video of you 'making out' with Gackt for a friend of mine, who's gonna use it in a personal mini movie thing." I repeated in a bored voice.
"...Oh." he said at last. "Um, why?"
"Because she thinks you're both hot." I replied effortlessly.
"No, no. I mean, why do we have to do this?"
After checking to see that no one was listening, ( which was rather stupid, as we were in his private office and nobody else was around) I motioned for him to come closer.
"Because, if I can't get you to do this... I, um... well, i have direct orders under blackmail to get you both drunk, give you an unspecified amount of a specified drug, and lock you in a closet together with a night-vision camera." I answered at last. After a few seconds, he finally fully realized what was happening. He opened his mouth as if to speak, then closed it again. Just when I thought he was going to say no, he slowly spoke.
"So, exactly when do you need me to do this?"
So, a few hours later, there I was in Gackt's enormous living room. I had my trusty camera gear all set up and stood out of the way of everything. Hyde looked a bit rough, due to a last minute request from the 'Boss', and Gackt himself stood in the center of the room, armed only with a glass of white wine and a pair of pants so tight they made the Malice Mizer style look like trips (in other words, he was deadly).
Ignoring that, I gave the signal and started rocording. Gackt and Hyude went through the pre-written script flawlessly. But when they got to the final scene, the door behind them flew open. Imagine the look on Megumi's face when she saw her husband, Straddling Gackt's lap, pinning him to the back of the couch. Gackt's head was tilted back, one hand in the other singer's hair, the other holding the wine just out of Hyde's reach. Hyde was cupping Gackt's chin with one hand, and with the other was attempting to steal the glass. Their lips were merely atoms apart, though both were frozen in shock.
"Megumi! This isn't what it looks like, I SWEAR!" Hyde said quickly, eyes wide.
Megumi blushed and shut the door hurridly, then left in a rush. Hyde looked at Gackt, completely at a loss for what to do, confusion written all over his face. Gackt just smirked and gave him a light peck on the lips.
"You're cute when you're surprised." he said, laughter evident in his voice, before removing his hand from his friend's hair, and playfully slapping his butt. This action caused the shorter man to jump in surprise and fall off the couch. Gackt stood up with a grin and offered a hand to his fallen, erm... partner, who took it and hauled himself up. We all agreed to meet up later, and the two rockstars made their exit. I smiled to myself. The Boss was definitely going to like this.
the end