You might remember this famfic from before,a nd if you do, welcome back. To any and all new readers, welcome. This story faced some difficulty as someone reported me for having a fanfic in script format. But I am proud to say I have found a way to outsmart the person who reported me. The chapters are the same, but in a different format.

KickbuttSorcerer is online

AlwaysSophisticated is online

'hi Skulduggery. Nice 2 see u online' Valkyrie typed, her fingers drumming on the table as she waited for Skulduggery's response.

'I feel somewhat stupid.' Valkyrie grinned as she read his response.

'u stupid, neva' Valkyrie typed, trying to make him feel better.

'I could barely understand that.' Either it had worked, or Skulduggery was now distracted.

'u need 2 get with da lingo' Valkyrie shook her head. Skulduggery could be so old-fashioned sometimes.

'Who says lingo anymore?' Valkyrie scowled as she typed her response.

'every1 except 4 u'

ScarredHeart is online

'Who says lingo anymore?' Valkyrie smiled, until she saw his comment.

'gr8 not another 1' Her scowl turned into a thunderous look, and she glared sullenly at the screen

'Did you understand that, Ghastly?' She could believe what she was seeing. Hopefully-

Not a word. Other than not and another.' Valkyrie fired off a response and crossed her arms. They were ganging up on her.

'im neva tlkin 2 u eva again' Valkyrie sulked.

TheZombieKing is online

'You will never guess- what did KickbuttSorcerer say?' Valkyrie grinned. Scapegrace. Which meant Thrasher wasn't far behind. Now Skulduggery, Ghastlya nd her could all gang up the zombies together.

'That, Vaurien, is what Ghastly and I are trying to figure out.' Valkyrie stared open-mouthed at the computer.

'now I feel so ganged up on' Valkyrie felt annoyed.

ForeverAZombieServant is online

'master, I have found u finally.' Here was Thrasher, right on cue.

'Thrasher, what are you doing here? I thought I had gotten away from you. And don't speak like that.' Valkyrie was impressed. Scapegrace was almost as good a sulker as she was.

'Yes, Master. Sorry Master.' Valkyrie could feel how meek Thrasher was, even in a chatroom.

GravityDefyingHair is online

'Hi, everyone. Whatcha up to, over there in Ireland' Fletcher. Finally, someone for Valkyrie to talk to without being ridiculed.

'Fletcher hi nm u' She typed back quickly.

'Fletcher, I sincerly hope you will not speak like that while you are here. None of us can understand her.' Skulduggery sent soon after.

'Ok :S' Valkyrie laughed. That would teach Skulduggery for not being up-to-date, Valkyrie thought.

'What does that mean?' Ghastly asked.

'ppl like us no' Valkyrie replied smugly. There was a pause.

ScarredHeart is offline

'Great, now I'm stuck with you.' Valkyrie could almost feel Skulduggery's sigh.

'What's that supposed to mean?' Valkyrie smirked. Scapegrace sounded so wounded.

'I can't figure out how to get out.' Skulduggery typed after a brief pause

'u press the button' Valkyrie explained.

'I didn't understand that.' Skulduggery replied.

'You press the button on the side.' Fletcher translated.

'Here?' Skulduggery asked.

AlwaysSophisticated is offline

AlwaysSophistcated is online

'Found it.' Skulduggery announced brightly.

ScarredHeart is online

':S is a confused face.' Ghastly explained.

'did u leave to look that up' Valkyrie asked.

'...No, Elder business.' There was a long pause, in which Ghastltpaicked, trying to find a lie that would be believable. He quickly closed the tab with the search.

TheZombieKing is offline

'Wait, Master.' Thrasher broke into the conversation.

ForeverAZmobieServant is offline

'They r a strange pair' Valkyrie remarked, feeling that someone had to.

'I'm leaving if you talk like that again.' Skulduggery's mouse hovered over the exit button.

'Same.' Ghastly's mouse was in the same position.

'i think u need 2 change ur names ur 2 childish' Valkyrie scowled.

AlwaysSophisticated is offline

ScarredHeart is offline

'g2g Myra just made a bunch of muffins' Fletcher siad suddenly.

GravityDefyingHair is offline

'hello... hhheeellllllooo?' Valkyrie asked. There was no answer and she suddenly felt very lonely.

KickbuttSorcerer is offline

Ok, please, be honest with me. Should I put this story out of it's misery? Should I give up, leave it to die with some dignity? Or, should I keep writing?

Remba89, your chapter is next, if you are reading this.