Disclaimer:Okay just for the record. I don't own anything but this story line and I in no way am making a profit off of it. So don't sue me!

Warnings:Another thing this is a crossover with Transformers and Gunadm Wing; some mentions of the movie with a few spoilers (maybe). Doesn't adhere to all points of the movies though; on a few of the Autobots and Decepticons I'm using the cartoon styles of them. Mentions of slashy stuff between Cybertronian and Human. Don't like don't read.Now read, enjoy and please review!

It's a beautiful day with birds singing, children playing, and peace and good will ervywhere; Pfffft if you believed that you need to be shot. Duo sighed as he flopped down on his desk, and played yet another game of solitaire on his computer. Duo Maxwell and bored don't mix. So when he suddenly sat up with a twinkle in his eye the one person outside of his cubicle that saw him immediately made an excuse of needing to go home because he felt sick. Duo didn't' care so long as he didn't ruin his fun. He pulled several things out of a special drawer he had installed into his desk and set out stealthily to do the deed. This was going to be fun.

Une glared at a very cheerful and totally unapologetic Duo. Huffing she pulled off her glasses and rubbed her aching temples before turning to the two who had rather vocally and physically attack Maxwell. Zechs stood clad head to toe in the most obnoxious pink outfit; while Dorothy had the points of her eyebrows shaved off and was clad in one of Relena's Pink dresses. Somehow Une really didn't want to know how Duo pulled it off. "Tell me once more why you did it Duo?"

Duo gave her a full on smile replying, "I was bored Une-Baby. I couldn't resist the sleeping beauties there, so I entertained myself. After all you were the one who banned me from any missions that might go boom, burst into flame, have any gun fire, blade fights, and just all round fun stuff because you think I'm a hazard. And since our dear, beloved, adored, brilliant, beautiful, and all round perfect pink queen of the world grounded me indefinitely you can't send me to space or give me flight missions." The last part she noted had been said wait so much bitterness that she immediately felt sorry for pressing the issue while Zech's and Dorothy had both flinched.

Everyone knew of duo's grounded status; the only person from the war to be so. Why Relena had done it was also something many people knew; jealousy. When Heero had ended up with her Relena set up her new home base in space taking Heero with her, after she had done that she had grounded Duo to Earth to insure her win. To bad she never realized Duo had never been a threat for her affections towards Heero. Duo had explained to those that had remained his friends that he had often helped Heero understand and come to love Relena back, only to be stabbed in the back by her. Now he held a deep grudge and venom towards all the pilots and Relena because they had all abandoned him. Quatre and Trowa had gone to space to run Quatre's business while Wufei had rebuilt and was running the new L-5 colony.

Just as she was about to apologize her computer beeped, she put the meeting on hold while she saw what the missive said. When she read over it she smiled slightly before looking up at Duo, "Duo I have a mission that may just cheer you up." She watched as he perked instantly, chuckling she leaned forward and asked, "How much do you know about old Fighter Jets?"

Duo could only stare in awe and admiration at the old F-22 fighter jet parked in the hangar. Albeit it needed some TLC but other than that he wouldn't know why this baby had been dropped into the old classified bone yard. Shaking his head he nabbed his stuff out of the jeep and headed inside to get down to business. Settling his stiff on a nearby table and snagging his laptop he climbed the ladder and settled into the cockpit where he plugged in his laptop. Booting up his systems he began a scan of the hardware, when he found nothing wrong there he did a systems and functionality scan. When everything came back in the green Duo was beyond confused. Standing up he waved down a nearby techie. The guy trotted up and looked at him questioningly," Can you get me the person that broke open this bird. I can't find anything wrong during scans and want to see if they found anything during a physical investigation of the works."

The techie gave him another bemused look stating," Didn't anyone tell you? One of the reasons this plane is getting everyone worked up is that no one can get open any of its panels. You should feel lucky you got your scans to work since all of our computers start to scramble within a certain distance of it."

With that Duo watched as the other walk away, settling back with an amused glance at the control panel of the cockpit he swiped a loving hand over its dash, "You are one cool guy indeed." Standing up he pulled out all of his stuff and closed the cockpit. Resettling everything onto a farther surface he called for cleaning supplies and polish, 'Might as well lean him up some. It'd be a shame to just leave him looking like that, whether they send him to the bone yard again or not.' Pulling his long braid up and removing his jacket he grabbed the requested items and set to work.

Starscream couldn't remember how many years he had hidden, lying in that graveyard of planes where the military had dropped him when he didn't respond like the normal planes. He had recently awoken to find himself back in the same position he had been in before the scrap heap; a hangar while being tested for the reasons of his malfunction. He had done the same thing he had all those years ago, totally ignored the fleshy scum touching him so callously and irreverently.

Until this new one, the one who had so carefully touched his hull and exclaimed over his beauty before climbing gently and expertly into his cockpit and plugging in a highly advanced electrical device. Unlike the other devices used on him, and thus the ones he scrambled, this one caused a tickled along his circuits. Since this human wasn't hurting him yet he let his on board sensors and computers to boot up; not like he'd understand the language.

But it seemed he wasn't interested in his secrets. No the boy –he looked very young to his internal optics- was checking his status. When he saw everything was green he seemed confused and stood up to talk to one of the older fleshlings. Whatever answer he got seemed to amuse him as he sat down and touched his dash in a strange yet pleasant manner. The words he used calling him a "cool guy" baffled his knowledge so he sent out a search. The results he got back pleased him even further. This human thought highly of this simple and out of date form! This lead to a dangerous thought of what the human might say of his real form, but he sadly –Cyber knows he'd never admit that to anyone- cut that train of processing off. He almost jolted into normal mode when a cold blast hit him; He turned his sensors outwards and was amazed to find the youngling washing him.

He shivered pleasantly when he felt all the grime, rust, and muck washed and scraped away. He had to hide the rumble of pleasure that wanted to escape him when he felt something smooth and slick being applied that rubbed into his metal frame. He watched as the boy rubbed the material over and over again into his hide until he gleamed even more so than he had in his glory days. The most interesting part was the expression and sounds he made while doing it. When he matched it to his database it seemed the expression was one of happiness and contentment, the sound was humming. Starscream was again perplexed at this behavior, what human found so much pleasantness in cleaning what was supposed to be a scrapped out-dated plane? Sighing internally he settled his frame a little bit and went offline for a bit. Maybe he could find something to help him on the net…

Duo pulled back a little, the sounds he could take but did the plane just settle lower and lean into his polishing? Shaking his head he happily went t back to work, must've been his imagination.

Tbc…

Me: Yay, Crossover goodness! Well Duo has met the notorious Starscream, and Starscream has met the even more legendary Shinigami! What will happen next? Oh and somethign I didn't emntion in the begining: No flames! Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows!