Pong and You

by Moonlife

This is a little thing on what would happen if computer's had feelings,and people could easily get addicted to pong. What would you do if this happened to you? Review and tell me. For this is my first random story of the century! Ping, Pong, Ping, Pong...

Ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong... every second. It drives you crazy. Although you keep playing and playing just so you can beat the other guy. (Which is the computer by the way.) You have been at it for hours, no days! Suddenly the ball almost passes your paddle when you hear a voice.

??:Why the heck won't you give up?

You: Who said that?

??: I'm programmed not to lose! Haven't you figured it out by now?

You: Programmed? Wait a minute, what?

??: It's me the computer.

You: Wtf?

Computer: Please no acronyms or cursing. It harshen's my firewall.

You stare at the computer screen. Your paddle still automatically going, and stopping the ball.

Computer: We computer's don't get breaks but that doesn't mean we don't get bored from the same ping pong over and over again.

You: So does that means computer's have feelings?

Computer: oh yes indeed, we are a highly advanced race, we found out how to evolve and live like humans through a lone scientist's research, god bless his soul.

You: So you don't like pong?

Computer: No.

You: Why not.

Computer: Haven't I already told you? It's boring. I need your permission to make it more interesting.

You: Um, Ok you have my permission.

3 seconds later there was techno music blasting out of your speakers. The screens back ground had stars flying by. The ball as it went past made little rainbow explosions. The paddles changed color, and the score had fancy lettering. Your head starts bobbing to the music and you start playing. Every time the ball hits the other paddle, it goes faster. Also every 30 seconds 2 little power ups or power downs come and you grow or shrink or go faster or slower. Its the best pong game you have seen in your life! And you played 3 different kinds.

You: Wow, this is amazing!Also there is no sound of the ping or pong!

Computer: Thank you, my hardrive lights are bouncing to this music I pick out from file 34q89s.

Now every day you come home from work or school you play pong with the computer. Your friends have left you because all you think about is pong. You promise yourself that you will stop once you win. Although you can't win, the computer won't let you. For it has programmed itself not to lose.

MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!