Disclaimer: serialhugger still doesn't own Naruto; we just like to mess with the characters from time to time.
A/N: This is yet another request... an anon one this time, so I have no idea who asked for it in the first place.
Summary: Request fic. Drunkeness, and vague mentions of Naruto groping Tsunade.
Giving Naruto sake, wasn't something that one should ever do. It wasn't that he had a low tolerance, or that he became violent, both of those were traits belonging to Rock Lee; Naruto was a very different sort of drunk. When Naruto was drunk, he wondered about things… Things like, for example; Is Sakura's hair naturally pink?
Being a curious, contemplative drunk wasn't a bad thing exactly, but it wasn't really a good thing either. This was because when Naruto was drunk and feeling curious he lost most, if not all, of his inhibitions. A fact, which had landed him in trouble- not to mention the hospital- on more than one occasion. But, at least he had discovered, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Sakura's hair was in fact naturally bubblegum pink.
This time though, Naruto's drunken musings were focused on an altogether different and much more frightening woman. Currently the whisker marked blonde was pondering the Lady Hokage. More specifically the blonde was musing on the Godaime's ample chest, and whether or not it was real.
The following day found Naruto, once more, in the hospital, with a horrible headache, and a batch of new bruises and scrapes. He wasn't too worried about those, they would heal quickly enough, especially with the Kyuubi working to keep its host healthy. But, at least now he knew that the old lady's large breasts were definitely real.
Another request completed! Yay!
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