Set somewhere in the middle of season 2 of OUAT, or maybe after the winter finale of season 3.

Crossover featuring characters from Once Upon A Time, Touched by an Angel, the classic Batman TV show, the Suite Life on Deck, and Even Stevens.

At the Tipton hotel, Maya and Zack walk in.

"So, Zack" Maya said, "this is where you spent your middle school years. Must've been pretty sweet."

"I think you mean, suite." Zack said, "Speaking of, it's was so great of you to come back to the States with me!"

"Oh, Zack," Maya said, "how could I resist? I never stopped loving you."

"How sweet," came the voice of a man with a Scottish accent, "the two love birds are together again."

"Mr. Gold?" Zack asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Well," Gold said, "if you must know, I'm on a quest of sorts. I have to conceal my secret identity."

"Oh, sorry," Zack said, "Maya, meet Mr. Gold. He helped me find you."

"A pleasure," Gold said, as he shook her hand.

"So where is everyone?" Maya asked.

"Well, Moseby and his new bride went on a vacation," Zack said, "Cody's away at college with Bailey, Marcus is touring the country, Estaban moved back to his country with his new wife, and don't ask me about Woody."

"So it's just you and I," Maya said, "I can live with that,"

"I happen to have assumed the duty of manager here," Gold said, "for now."

Suddenly, in come Regina, and Ren.

"Well, if it isn't Mayor Mills," Gold said, "a little far off from your perch in Storybrooke, aren't you? Who might I ask are your friends?"

"Gold, this is my new assistant, Ren Stevens," Regina said.

"Nice to meet you!" Ren said.

"Charmed!" Gold said.

"I didn't realize you two knew each other!" Ren said.

"We go way back," Regina said.

Suddenly, an elderly Bruce Wayne walked in.

"Well, if it isn't Mr. Wayne," Gold said, "quite a surprise to see you again."

"I wasn't expecting to be here, myself." Bruce said.

"Let me guess," Gold said, "a new Waynetech machine went haywire again, and sent you here."

"Something like that," Bruce said.

"Well, I'm afraid there's nothing much I can do for you, dearie," Gold said, "I'm fresh out of magic."

"Don't worry," came an Irish female voice, "I can help."

"Who might you be?" Gold asked.

"I'm Monica, Mr. Wayne's new assistant." Monica said, "I'll be helping him during his stay here."

"Should I give you two rooms, or one?" Gold asked.

"Two please." Monica said.

The lobby was being watched from security cameras in a dark room.

"Well, well," a female voice said from the shadows, "the gang's all here."

OPENING SEQUENCE

STARRING

ADAM WEST

ROMA DOWNEY

DYLAN SPROUSE

CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO

LANA PARRILLA

JULIE NEWMAR

ZOEY DEUTCH

And ROBERT CARLYLE

In the lobby, Zack and Maya were sitting on the couch.

"Ms. Stevens," Regina commanded, as they came out of the elevator, "what are my appointments for today?"

"Well Ms. Mills," Ren said, "you have to be back in Storybrooke by 5 pm for a town board meeting, but until then you have to meet with the Boston angels adoption agency about Henry."

"Well, let's get this over with," Regina said.

"Best wishes, dearie!" Gold called to her from the front desk.

Bruce Wayne met Monica in the lobby.

"Monica," Bruce said, "you're up early."

"Yes," Monica said, "I love to get up early and thank the Lord for a new day."

"Do I have any appointments today?" Bruce asked.

"Well, sir," Monica said, "according to my schedule, all your appointments are back in Gotham. You're to meet with Mr. Derek Powers concerning the merger of your company. But seeing as you're not in Gotham right now—"

"I'll make the most of my time here," Bruce said, "But I need to get home, and Mr. Gold can't help me this time."

"Trust me, Mr. Wayne," Monica said, "The Lord moves in mysterious ways. I'll help you find a way."

Suddenly, who should walk through the main door but none other than the Princess of Plunder herself, the Catwoman, looking youthful.

I can't believe it's her! Bruce thought, Yet, there she is, in the fur, just like I remember her, and the curious stirrings she gave me in my utility belt. Her delicately beautiful face, and a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. She's the kind of woman who makes you want to drop to your knees and thank God you're a man! Yeah, she reminds me of my mother alright, no doubt about it!

Catwoman pointed her cat-gun at the frightened hotel patrons. Regina and Ren were still there along with Bruce, Monica, Rumple, Zack, and Maya.

"Now if you'll all assume positions of subservience," Catwoman said, "we can complete this caper with a minimum of danger and jeopardy for all. On your knees, knaves!"

Bruce turned to Monica.

"I need to do something!" Bruce said, "I don't know how Selina is young again. If only I were thirty years younger…"

"Sometimes God grants us miracles when we least expect them!" Monica said.

"Catwoman?" Regina asked, "She's back? How is she young again? Gold must've had something to do with this!"

"Oh, it's not me, dearie," Rumple said, "believe me or not, I've never met this woman in my life before now!"

"Quiet down," Catwoman said, "unless you want to be catomized by the acid in my cat-gun. Now hand over all your precious baubles and valuable possessions."

Suddenly, Bruce leapt into the fray. He was young again and in full bat-costume.

"Oh, Catwoman," Batman said, "Catwoman, will you never learn?"

"Batman," Catwoman purred, "what a pleasant surprise."

"You didn't make reservations in this hotel, you Feline Femme Fatale," Batman said, "but I've just booked you a 10-20 year stay in Gotham Penitentiary!"

"Cool!" Zack whispered.

"In case you haven't noticed, Batman," Catwoman said, "we're not in Gotham City."

"I'm well aware," Batman said, "but I won't rest until I find a way to return and bring you to justice!"

"If you don't mind me asking," Catwoman said, "how ever did you end up looking so young and attractive once again?"

"Trade secret, Catwoman," Batman said, "I could ask you the same thing."

"That's for me to know, and you to find out, cowled crimefighter!" Catwoman said.

"Will you come quietly, Catwoman?" Batman asked.

"Not exactly Batman!" Catwoman said.

"You don't have a chance!" Batman said, "it's just you and I!"

"Count again, Caped Crusader," Catwoman said, as her henchmen appeared from behind the curtains.

"Alright men," Catwoman commanded, "eradicate him!"

POW!

Batman punched a henchman.

BAM!

A henchman punched Batman.

THWACK!

Mr. Gold hit a henchman with his cane.

CLUNK!

Zack hit a henchman with a basketball.

SLAM!

Ren body-slammed another henchman.

CRASH!

Maya cracked a vase over a henchman's head.

"It's all over, Catwoman," Batman said.

"Not yet, Batman," Catwoman said, as she threw a smoke bomb emitting colored gas.

As Catwoman escaped, Batman tried to run after her, but couldn't.

"I'm sorry, citizens," Batman said, "Rest assured, I will do everything I can to bring her to justice!"

Later, as Regina and Ren came back after their meeting…

Mr. Gold came up to Zack and Maya.

"Sorry to break up your lovefest," Gold said, "but the night manager has requested to speak with you."

"Why?" Zack asked, "I've only been here for a day. Did I do something wrong already?"

"Perhaps she just wants to meet the Tipton's resident prankster." Gold said.

Zack went up the elevator to the top floor. He went in the night manager's office. The room was dark, only illuminated by candlelight.

"Hello?" he asked.

"Hello Zachary Martin," a female voice called, "I've been intrigued by you."

She spun around.

"My name is Monique," she said, "Monique Devlin."