A Lazy Lump and his Brat
Envy was sitting on the couch, as usual, watching static, as usual, being bored, as usual. Then Wrath crept up behind the couch and jumped and clung on to Envy who swore and started yelling out death threats, and you guessed it, as usual.
"WRATH YOU IDIOT! GET THE HELL OFF ME OR I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, THEN AFTER YOU REGENERATE I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" Yelled Envy as he attempted to scrape the little homunculus off him with no success. Wrath clung on like his life depended on it and clung on even tighter when Envy got off his lazy butt and used his foot to try and pry the little sin of his waist. Hec, Wrath was acting like he was hanging from a branch and RABIT FANGIRLS were beneath him, and Envy was the branch, unfortunately.
"You're so mean Envy!" said Wrath.
"But you're not the one WITH AN ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT ATTATCHED TO YOUR WAIST!" Yelled Envy.
" But I'm lonely."
"Well then, bug Lust!"
"I did!"
"Well then… uhhh…"
"See, I have good reason to cling to you."
"NO YOU DON'T!"
"YES I DO!"
"I'll give you a cookie if you let go."
"OK!" said Wrath with an incompetent little grin on his face. Wow, Wrath really is dumb. I mean, who in their right mind would think Envy, would give them a cookie. Oh, well. Wrath's cuteness makes up for his lack of brains.
Wrath held out his hands and started jumping up and down.
"Gimme a cookie! Gimme a cookie! GIMME THE COOKIE!" Yelled Wrath.
"NEVER!" yelled Envy, right in Wrath's face. Wrath looked like he was going to cry, but instead of crying he gave Envy a kick in the shin that broke his leg. Envy crippled to the floor and yelled after the retreating homunculus.
"Wrath, you better get back here! Wrath! Wrath? Um… anyone! CAN SOMEONE FREAKING HELP ME UP!?" Envy lay there, crippled, and unable to get up.
His leg healed after what felt like an hour and Envy started on his rampage to find Wrath.