disclaimer: i own icarly! No? Oh ok.. i dont own icarly

this is my first multi chapter story, i hope you love it :D


Carly shuts her locker door to see her two friends looking down at there phone. They look up at her and speak simultaneously.

"You texted?"

They glare at each other, before turning back to Carly. She rolls her eyes then squeals with a change of mood.

"I have a job for you two!"

Freddie raises his eyebrow and looks at sam, they make eye contact for a moment, having a silent conversation debating weather or not they want to know. After giving up they both sigh.

"What?"

They glare at each other again and turn back to her, except now, there best friend is happy as a clam.

"Blake victor is throwing a valentines party and i need a date!"

The two groan.

"Its still september!"

Their preppy friend smiles.

"Perfect! Ok, so every now and then ill give you a picture of a guy, and a list of what he likes, and you set us up, ok? And then we just keep on with this routine until i find the perfect date!"

Freddie groans again.

"Do we have to?"

Sam rolls her eyes in annoyance.

"Carly's never going to love you, nub"

Freddie growls at her.

"Its not like tha-"

But carly cuts him off.

"Please guys?"

Sam sighs.

"Why blake victor he's always looking at me like a piece of meat-"

The gang hears a bang and then a wimper, Freddie had punched the side of the locked, he curses and sam continues awkwardly...

"Ok... Anyway, he's an asshole, and he's Jonah's best friend! Carls, he lives on snob's avenue!"

Carly glares at her.

"He lives on Elizabeth Parkway, and he's hot, and hes rich! Come on! There'll be lots of cool stuff there!"

Sam shakes carly.

"Your crazy kiddo, and you'll be bringing a date to this party!"

Carly rolls her eyes with a 'duh' expression.

"All the better to make him jealous"

Suddenly Blake and his little 'posse' consisting of Jonah and Reuben, strut by them like they own the world.

"Wassup shay, nerd and m'lady?"

Carly bats her eyelashes and flips her hair flirtatiously.

"Hey blake"

Sam scoffs and freddie huffs.

"Im not a nerd."

"Yes you are, but im not his lady"

Jonah coughs on her.

"Hey sam"

"Ew!"

She hurriedly walks behind freddie, not caring about the position shes in. Blake lightly hits jonah.

"Hey, cool down"

He turns to them.

"Your not a nerd, and your not my lady... Yet"

Jonah rolls his eyes and turns back to the gang.

"You coming to the party?"

Reuben smiles.

"Its beach balling swirl all over the chizzle, the purple panda will be sneezing at midnight!"

Carly smiles dreamily at Blake.

"Yeah were coming"

Blake smiles

"Cool. Make sure you wear something tight and sexy, sam"

He winks at her and walks away. Sam sighs, and comes out from behind freddie.

"Ugh lets just go"

She tugs on Freddie's sleeve, and drags him outside the school. Carly follows behind shortly, skipping along with the enthusiasm like she just became cupcake queen.


Sam and Freddie are sitting on the shays couch arguing about what flavour ice cream is the best.

"Chocolate!"

"Vanilla!"

"Chocolate!"

"Its been like that for the past 10 minutes. They didn't even notice there friend printing out pictures of boys that go to there school, or gibby walking through the door. But they do notice the smell of smoke. The two look over to the counter to see Carly and gibby running from the burning printer, Freddie runs and gets the fire extinguisher and puts out the fire, sam coughs.

"Carls you really are your brothers sister."

Gibby looks at her in bewilderment

"Carly has a brother?"

Sam raises her eyebrows

"Yeah, its Spencer."

Carly giggles

"Anyway i have the first guys portfolio!"

She waves the piece of paper and Sam and Freddie glance at each other

"Run!"

Carly chases them around her apartment until finally, she corners them in a closet, locks them in and slips the paper under the door. Sam groans and looks at Freddie in the dark space, he flashes his eyebrows at her and smirks. She smacks him in the face.

"I deserved that"

"Ya think, nub?"

She sits on the floor of the coat closet and observes the paper, with freddie looking over her shoulder, she takes a deep breath.

"We have to do this. For Carly"

yay! First chapter done! Hope you enjoyed, review, fav, follow, whatever you wanna do :)

before anyone asks i was 'team plus 2' another seddie account but we forgot the password and everyone loved this story, so im doing this story again, without diza :( but yeah :) xx