A/N1: Whahaha, I'm back fast!!!!! And you thought you could get rid of me!! hehehe Lalalala, because you guys are so nice to me, you shall get a sequel! And because I felt bad for being mean to Erica! (I'm sorry…but now it's up!) Thanks for your encouraging reviews!!! They mean heaps to me!!

PLEASE READ!!!!!! I am not going to be using the name endings. I will just say: Tohru, Kyou, Yuki, Shigure…etc.

Disclaimer: My name is not Natsuki Takaya; so therefore, I do not own Fruits Basket. If I did…then I'd be married to Yuki. Loll.

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Ch.1

Shigure quietly snuck in the house through the back. He was trying desperately not to be seen. He was sure that his editor wouldn't be happy with him at all once she found the doodles he'd drawn while 'writing' his manuscript. Upon entering the house, he decided to go to the kitchen and get a snack before dinner, or to steal some of what Tohru was making; pretending to work made him hungry.

He slid open the door and saw…nothing and no one. There was a trace that Tohru had in fact been cooking, for there were pots out, but nothing was prepared. "Hmmm, maybe she took a break and went to Yuki's room," He thought evilly to himself. Shigure listened carefully, but heard no sounds to prove that theory. A sudden idea came into his head, "They could be at that garden they planted those leeks at." That thought seemed the most reasonable, so he slipped out the screen door. What he saw made him freeze in his tracks. Oh he had found those two alright… Yuki and Tohru were locked in a passionate embrace, not aware of anything around them.

Shigure tiptoed back into the house to hunt for the camera. He had to get a picture of this! Digging thorough his messy room, he found the one that Ayame had brought over two weeks ago. Quickly, so not to miss the moment he hurried back outside only to find Yuki and Tohru still kissing. Six successive clicks later, he had perfect prints to show Aya; and the two lovebirds –his new nickname for them—hadn't even noticed a thing. Laughing to himself he went back in the house and rummaged through the fridge. "There's gotta be something to eat in here that I don't have to cook."

XXXI was gonna stop this chapter here, but that's sooo short. So I decided not to!!XXX

When Yuki and Tohru finally decided to go back in the house, they were both surprised to find Shigure: sitting down on the floor, with slips of something in his hand, and laughing so hard that he was crying and yet…at the same time making no sound. Yuki's eyes narrowed suspiciously as he watched his ridiculous older cousin laugh at whatever he was holding.

"Shigure? Can I see what you're laughing at?" he asked, with his eyes now in slits. It took awhile for Shigure to calm himself down enough to form a coherent response.

"No I'm sorry Yuki; I just don't believe that you and Tohru have reached the proper maturity level for these pictures." As soon as the word 'pictures' left Shigure's mouth, Yuki leapt forward angrily and yanked them (carefully) out of his hands. Yuki only had to glance at the top one to know what they were pictures of. His face flushed immediately and he wordlessly handed the pictures to Tohru, who had been watching their whole exchange curiously.

She too glanced at the top picture and dropped it in surprise. "Umm, Shigure….?" She spoke softly, hoping that she wouldn't anger him; not computing the fact that he found this whole situation hilarious, not angering. Shigure carelessly waved a hand at her, "Oh no, don't bother explaining. I understand completely. The two of you couldn't stand the sexual tension and you Tohru, being the seductress that you are, ambushed my poor little cousin when he was only trying to plant some leeks. I get it." Tohru turned crimson. "No! No, it wasn't like that at all!! You see…" Shigure chuckled.

"Tohru, Tohru, its fine. Just remember…go easy on Yuki ok, he's very inexperienced." Shigure winked at her and started to walk off. Before he could escape, Shigure felt something pulling on his collar; he sweat dropped. "Not. So. Fast." Yuki growled menacingly at his cousin. "Oh now Yuki!! You know I was only joking. I didn't mean anything by it really!" he exclaimed nervously to his ever-approaching cousin. Tohru, deciding it would be better not to watch, went to her room and collapsed on her bed. A few seconds later, a faint rapping on her door met her ears.

"Come in." She called. The door opened slightly and Yuki poked his head through. "I'm terribly sorry about that Tohru." She smiled and gestured for him to come and sit down beside her.

"Oh it was nothing."

"So….where were we?" Yuki asked in a husky voice before he leaned down and kissed her again, his hands encircling her slim waist.

Both once again fully engaged in a world where only the two of them existed, they took no notice of the stealthy Shigure sneaking into the room. He gingerly held the camera to his blackened eye and snapped three more pictures before leaving the room as quietly as he had entered.

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A/N2: Hmmm, I don't know what to think of this……I hope that it's at least mildly funny! I'm not sure how many chapters there will be, but I'm thinking that there's gonna be more than 3. Anyway, please review!!!!! This is for all the reviewers wanting more of Shigure, Kyou, and Aya. If all goes as planned, then you will see Akito too! And to those of you who haven't finished the manga, I won't spoil anything! I'm not going into detail about anything past Volume 9.

lovelove,

Amanda