Written by Kenny Earl
Mr. Green was inveted to party in old mansion where 0ne named Mr. Boddi gots mudred. Their he seen Ms. Scarlet, Kernel Mustaerd, Mr. Plumb, and some two old womens.
He was hungery so he ated big fancy food like champain, chaulklate moose, and cavair. But he no eated foods like corn fritters, chitterlings, or drink no pepsi-cola. Kernal Musterd who was in the army liked him so he talked to him and learned Mr. Grean some sweat moves like Chuck Norris▓s cool kick becus he thinked he might needs htem.
Ms. Peacok an old women pulled out a pistul and shooted kennel Mustard so that he was killed. Mr. Green then shouted ⌠ You killed my best good friend now you must DIE!1!■ She said ⌠no I has a gun I will KILL you first■ but he fastly kicked the gun out of her hand and karate chopped her in face so she was blooded. Green picked up the gun and sayed ⌠ now it is I who has gun prepare too be murderlized.■ So he shoted her two times to revenge his bestest good freond.
But she no died! Insead she pulled out a leed pipe but proffesor Plump grabbed her with rope and throw her in the furnace while saiding ⌠ hot enuff for you?■ Every one laughed very much.
The police come and investigated the mansion and came to take Ms. Peacok to jail but they saw she was burned. Green was griefed that carnal musterd was deid and he buryed his friend. Ms. Plum and Ms. Scarlet and the oldre woman tried to consol him but he toled them to leave him alone. When he gotted home he thoughthed about what had happened and went to sleep thinking beeter days wood come.