Fandom: DRAGONBALL Z
Series: No
Author/E-mail: Shaynie (GokunVegeta02@aol.com or goku_n_vegeta_02@aol.com)
Title: Eww! That's Disgusting!
Rating: PG-13 (to be safe.)
Characters: Master Roshi, Goku, Piccolo, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten.
Summary: It's exactly what the title says.
Spoilers: A small reference to my other story "Piccolo's Apology". You don't have to read that first to understand this.
Spoilers to the show: None that I am aware of.
Notes: None
Warnings: Discussion of sexual activities.
Part: 1/3
Archive: Fanfiction.Net, and to my site which is up. you can find it at http://www.geocities.com/goku_n_vegeta_02/
Thanks To: Everyone who reviewed "Piccolo's Apology." I hope you enjoy this one and please review as always.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in the Harry DBZ fandom. All
the rights belong to Akira Toriyama and Funimation.
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Gohan had had a long, hard day of training with Piccolo and he was exhausted. What he wouldn't do to be able to crawl into his nice warm bed at home and sleep late into the next day.
The small boy had a smile on his face as he reached his and Piccolo's campsite. The Namek had promised him cheeseburgers for dinner and ice-cream sundaes for desert, then ghost stories before bed. Things had been much better between him and his teacher since they had made up, Piccolo even slept next to him every night and would hug him close. (Of course Gohan was sworn to secrecy because if word got out that the almighty Piccolo had gone soft... Well, you get the picture)
Gohan could smell the delicious food that Piccolo was cooking and ran to find out if there was anything he could do to help.
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"Thanks for dinner, Mr. Piccolo." Gohan said smiling in the dark, it was now very late at night.
"No problem, kid." The Namek told his student, he sighed contentedly; it felt so incredible to be loved (at least that is the word he thought he was looking for). "Get some rest, long day of training tomorrow."
There was several minutes of silence, Gohan wasn't as tired as he thought he was so he decided to ask a question that he had been curious about for a while now.
"What's the difference between boys and girls?" He blurted out, he felt Piccolo tense in his arms.
"Why are you asking me?" The older man demanded sharply; why couldn't this be Goku he was asking?
"Because my Dad is gone and you're here and I trust you to tell me the truth." The boy with crazy hair replied calmly; he didn't see what the big deal was.
"I really don't think that I am the right person to tell you this kind of *thing*." The older man responded, he could feel Gohan shaking his head. Piccolo caved. "We've got penis' between our legs and girls don't." There, that wasn't so bad, he was blushing brilliantly tho.
"What do girls have?" He asked curiously; again Piccolo tensed. "You already told me that much..."
~Why can't you tell him 'no'?~ The Namek thought in annoyance. Recognizing his true feelings for the boy had really had an impact on the rest of his life. "Fine... Girls have vaginas. No more questions! Good-night."
"Just one more?" When he recieved no answer Gohan took that as an 'go ahead'. "Where do babies come from?"
~No, no, no!~ The Namek thought frantically. ~NO!~ Gohan must have noticed Piccolo's silent fear because he poked him in the side, jolting Piccolo back to reality. "ARGH! GOKU DO YOU HEAR WHAT HE'S ASKING ME! HE'S ASKING ME TO TELL HIM WHERE BABIES COME FROM! GOKU! YOU OWE ME BIG TIME, AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT I WON'T COLLECT EITHER!"
"MR. PICCOLO, WHAT'S WRONG?" The small boy asked worriedly; he knew his father wasn't here so why was he screaming to him? "I DON'T SEE MY DADDY ANYWHERE, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?"
Piccolo took deep breaths to calm himself; no luck, so he let out another scream; Gohan began to shake him frantically.
"KID!" He shouted and grabbed the boy to make him stop. "Why do you have to ask me? If I tell you, you have to promise me no more questions and that you'll talk to your father."
"If you're that embarrassed to tell me than you don't have to. I'm asking you because I once read that these kinds of questions should be discussed with someone you trust." There he goes with the pitiful act again! "I'll wait until my dad comes home if that's what you really want..."
~Don't let this affect you, you are Piccolo the almighty!~ Piccolo scolded himself, he knew that this was his only chance to avoid the whole discussion; and why did Gohan have to talk like that, using 'discussion' rather than 'talk'; he would have to have a word with Chi-chi when they got back. "Alright, alright I'll tell you."
"Yea!" Gohan listened attentively while Piccolo explained.
"When a man and a woman love each other they find ways to show it..." Piccolo trailed off trying to figure out the best way to explain it; it was unnerving how Gohan listened so carefully (*shudder*). "Well they do this thing called sex or making love or screwing... There are allot of different names for it but you get my point? Anyway: to make love the man has to insert his penis into the woman's vagina and then they er... move together and well, he ejaculates inside of her and-"
"What's 'ejaculate'?" Gohan asked.
"Let me finish!" His cheeks were so hot that you could fry something on it. (A/N: sorry if that doesn't make sense I'm kinda in a hurry and I need a beta-reader. Any volunteers?) "The man ejaculates in side of her and his sperm swims to her eggs and voila; baby is made."
"Mommy has eggs, like a chicken?" Gohan asked laughing. "I was a chicken once?"
"What, no! Not like a chicken!" He said in exasperation. ~WHY ME! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME? I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS FOR THIS REASON!~
"I don't get it," The crazy-haired boy scratched his head in confusion. "Then if mommy has eggs, do I?"
"No, you are a boy! Only women have eggs! She carried you in her womb for nine months, then you were born."
"Let me get this straight." Gohan said as he turned onto his back to look up into the sky, there were allot of stars out that night. "Mommy and Daddy made love and his sperm swam to meet mommy's eggs, then I was created and I lived in mommy's womb for nine months?" He asked, Piccolo nodded in relief. "Where is mommy's womb?"
"In her stomach."
"Oh..." He said thoughtfully before turning to his friend again. "Thanks for telling me where I came from."
"No problem, kid." The Namek said as he wiped sweat from his forehead. ~Thank Kami that's over with!~ He smirked when he heard Gohan snoring softly. "If only you knew what that was like for me, kid."
~Thanks, Piccolo.~ Goku telepathed. ~I'm glad my son has someone he can talk to while I'm away.~
~Yes well...~ Piccolo started. ~I'd do anything for him.~
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A/N: Part two done. LOL! Poor Piccolo! I couldn't help but write this! Are there any other stories where Piccolo and Gohan talk about things like this? Or any of the characters? Please tell me what you think, review!
Shaynie *_*