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Eleven years ago...
It was Friday night, and all twelve members of the Cult of Cthulhu's South Park branch were gathered in the basement of their leader, Jim McElroy (no relation to Jerome McElroy, the new cafeteria chef of South Park Elementary). Stuart McCormick and his young wife Carol sat behind all of the other cult members, as always, and got themselves drunk on the free beer.
"Stu, d'you have any idea what the hell he's saying?" Carol whispered when she was on her fourth beer.
"Don't know, don't care," Stuart replied, polishing off his seventh beer. Both were now feeling far less inhibited, and they began to make out as the other cultists looked away in embarrassment and tried to concentrate on the passage of the Necronomicon that McElroy was now reading. He smirked at the McCormicks, and thought, This will be too easy.
When the police raided the meeting later that night and arrested everyone present, Jim McElroy didn't care, for the meeting's purpose had been served...