Ever since you woke up in Equestria, you have no way back to the human world. You have no idea how you even get there in the first place but to you it makes no difference. Earth and Equestria was basically the same to you, you have nothing to care about, you find no value in your life, and you don't care if there is even magic or science.
When you arrived at Equestria, Princess Celestia greeted you and offered you to stay in the castle for a couple of days.
"No thanks", you said, "I just want to find a life here and maybe get a job." Celestia's face shows confusion.
"You do not wish to know why or how you get here in the first place? Or want to go back home?",she asks.
You said,"Earth or here doesn't really matter anyway. My life will always be same, boring no matter what, so why should I even want to know?"
Celestia walks you to her hallway to show you one of her glass windows. She shows you the window with a white pony looking at the moon with a shadow of another pony. "Is that you?", you asked as you point to the white pony.
"Yes. The other one is my sister." You both stood silent while you look at Celestia on the window. She seems sad. Why is her sister on the moon? "Do you have someone back on earth?", Celestia asks.
You sighed, "Well..um...my mom died of child birth and my father puts me up for adoption so I never knew my parents."
You look at Celestia face to face then you look down. You continued, "All the bullies from school would pick on me and I..I never got adopted so I was released until I was 18, I got an apartment, a boring job, and enough money to take care of myself. So to answer your question I'd say no."
"I'm sorry to hear that," Celestia says, "many years ago me and my sister rule Equestria together. I would raise the sun ans she'd raise the moon, but soon she'd abuse her power. I saw evil in her so I told her to calm down. But she told me that I'm a selfish princess and I keep everything to myself, so I use my magic to banish her to the moon for her own good." Celestia shreds a tear."I missed her ever since, and I know what you're going though, feeling like nobody cares about you, like the only person you love just disappear." You both stared silent.
"Yeah, well, at least you have someone to care about before. I've got no one!" Your noise ecoed though the hallway. "Sorry." you whispered.
"Forgiven," she said. "but if you ever need someone to talk to my castle doors will be open."
"ok." you said with embarrassment as your checks go red.
"You know if you're looking for a job I heard the Pie family farm is looking for someone to hire.", Celestia says.
You told her you'll take the job so she gives you an address, then you start walking to the farm. When you arrived you see a pony drinking soup..er rocks in a cup. The pony sees you and runs to you.
"You must be the non-pony everyone been talking about, I'm Igneous Rock what brings you to the Pie farm?
"Yes, I've heard you're looking for someone to work for you and I want to now what it takes to get that job.", you said. Igneous Rock looks at you with his eyes still. You don't know what he is doing so you decided to say something. You muttered,"umm.. so-"
"You're hired.", he interupted.
"What?", you asked.
"I said 'you're hired' our jobs don't take any special skill so you look like the least qualified person around." You feel insulted but you know that was sort of a compliment.
"Uhh, thanks?" ,you said with a forced smile.
"You're welcome," he said with a dull voice,"you can start by walking Tim."
"Who's Tim?", you asked. He pulls out a rock with googgly eyes and a creepy smile.
He says "Tim does not like to be on the ground so make sure he's on your hand while you walk him." You looked at him confused. He wants you to walk a rock? Does he have any more rock friends? "I'll pay you 5 bits a week." he said.
"Bits?" , you asked.
"Unit of currency", he says as he showed you a gold coin.
[b]5 Months Later[/b]
You now live in the empty room in the Pie family house as long as you continue to work for them. Every weekday, you get up, water the rocks, walk the rocks, take a break, sell the rocks, feed the rocks, and you still get paid. The Pie family is the family you lived with. Igneous Rock is the husband and Cloudy Quartz is the wife who is pregnant .
One Saterday morning, you got woken up by screaming. It was the sound of Cloudy Quartz. You rushed downstairs, you see Cloudy Quartz laying on the couch looking like she's in so much pain. Igneous Rock is sitting in the chair next to the couch holding on to her arm.
"What's going on?", you asked loudly.
"THE BABBBBBYSS COMMING!", Cloudy Quartz screamed.
"We should go to a hospital!", you yelled quickly.
"Too Late!", Igneous Rock yelled as he is pulling the baby out.
You, Igneous Rock, and Cloudy Quartz: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
[b]One Hour Later[/b]
You were standing next to the rock garden, hoping to undo what you saw an hour ago. Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock walked out of the house with Cloudy Quartz holding the baby wraped in a blanket.
"It's a girl.", Cloudy Quartz said.
"What's her name?", you asked.
Igneous Rock said," Well she is pink, so me and my wife named her Pinkie Pie."
Cloudy Quartz tries to get you to carry the the baby but you rejected her offer. "It's ok, she won't bite.", she said.
As you hold Pinkie in your arms you looked to her face. The baby looks nothing like her parents so she seems really cute to you. She is sleeping in your arms while you wonder what's she dreaming about.
As Pinkie starts to wake you she looks at you with a cute smile (not the creepy smile Tim the rock had I mean like a cute baby smile) and laughter. From that point on, your life will change forever.