Scene 2:
It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He told me to get married to you! Look what happened! This is your entire fault! I became Lord Vader!
Anakin and Padme:
Scene1:
Anakin: Well, you know it wouldn't have to be that way... We could keep it a secret...
Padme: You want to keep it a secret? What kind of a person are you? You want to keep our relationship a secret. (She bursts into tears) Now look! My make-up is ruined! My life is over because my mascara is smudged! Thanks a lot Anakin!
Scene2:
Anakin: You love me? I never loved you! I just wanted to marry you for your money! Wait what did I just say?
Padme: I don't care. I truly deeply love you!
Anakin: Huh?
Padme: Anakin I love you!
Anakin: Woah, I was more down with living the lies!
Padme: That's what we're doing!
Anakin: No, we wouldn't be living a lie!
Padme: Yes we would!
Anakin: No! We wouldn't be living a lie! It would destroy our lives!
Scene 2:
Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit since the day we met!
Anakin: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Padme: Never mind!
Anakin: Great! After everything I've done for you, you're still convinced I'm the one trying to kill you!
Padme: That's not what I am saying!
Anakin: Then what are you saying?
Padme: I love you!
Scene 3:
Padme: Follow my lead!
Anakin: No! I still haven't given up arguing with you! I'll argue with you as I cross over to the dark side. I promise you that!
Padme: I don't have time for this. We have to go save Obi- Wan! What on earth are you talking about?
Anakin: I had this really cool and sad dream last night! Anyways, in the future we're going to get married!
Padme: Really? That is so exciting.
Anakin: No, it isn't!
Padme: It isn't?
Anakin: We have twins and I become like this evil bad guy!
Padme: Let's go get married now!
Anakin: What about Obi-Wan?
Padme: The jedi will reach him in time!
Anakin: I knew you were gonna say that!
Scene4:
Anakin: We decided to come and rescue you!
Padme: No, it was my idea!
Anakin: Well, we never would have gotten out of our hot make- out session if it weren't for me!
Padme: What are you talking about? You're the one who wanted to jump me!
Anakin: Can you blame me? I mean look at the outfit you wore on the first day in Naboo!
Padme: (starts to cry) Is that all you see me as!
Anakin: Ofcourse not baby!
Anakin and Obi-Wan non-slash:
Obi-Wan: You are going to be the death of me!
Anakin: Can I get it over with and kill you now?
Obi-Wan: You're really willing to do that for me?
Anakin: What did you do to your hair?
Obi-Wan: Now, Anakin! You really need to lighten up!
Anakin: I just thought you would get a different hairstyle!
Obi-Wan: You don't like my head shaved?