Farrell 2
Lost
By: Nikki Farrell
(Jesus, Abraham, and Mohammed are lost in the woods on their way Jerusalem.)
Jesus: Where are we? I told you that we should have asked that man back there.
Abraham: Sorry, Let's just keep moving north.
Jesus: How would you know?
Abraham: I have, unlike you, traveled to Jerusalem on the Pesah (Passover), Shavout (Pentecost), and Sukkot (Tabernacles) all my life.
Mohammed: Where is south?
Abraham: Why do you need to know were south is?
Mohammed: Because . . . that's where Mecca is.
Jesus: Can't you wait till we get to Jerusalem?
Mohammed: No, that is not the way it works.
Jesus: Then just kneel and pray.
Abraham: (pointing south) It's that way.
(Jesus and Abraham start a fire, Mohammed rolls out his rug and prays's toward Mecca)
Jesus: Hey I caught some pig.
(Mohammed and Jesus sit around the fire and eat the cooked pork)
Jesus: Hey Abraham and Mohammed do you want some pig? It's tasty.
Abraham: No I don't eat pork. It's against my religion.
Mohammed: I will have to pass too.
Jesus: Dude, you are so missing it.
(They put out the fire and roll out their sleeping bags)
Jesus: (praying) Dear God, my lord and my father, please help my companions and I find the right path to the holiest of places, Jerusalem. I pray that we will have a safe journey with less trouble. Also I pray tat the poor with be feed and the sick will heal. Amen.
Mohammad: So . . . you really believe you are the son of God.
Jesus: Yes, the one and only.
Abraham: I don't believe you. There is no proof.
Jesus: There is to, but it does not matter weather you believe me or not.
Abraham: What is this so called proof?
Jesus: The northern star was created when I was born. God put that there so everyone would be able to follow it and find the savior of the world.
Mohammad: Can you two stop arguing so I can get some shut-eye. You both have the same holy book . . .
Jesus and Abraham: WE DO NOT!!!!
Mohammed: Sorry . . . sorry I didn't mean to offend you both.
Jesus: Christians also have the New Testament while the Jews hove only the Old Testament.
Mohammed: Thank for clearing that up for me but can we please get some sleep.
(Jesus, Abraham, and Mohammed fall asleep so that way they would be ready for the challenges of tomorrow.)