DISCLAIMER: This is a fictional fan-made story, there is content in these chapters that aren't true or do not relate to the real characters at all. I will add things that don't quite fit and I may mess up a few times, I personally think all the characters in this story have great lives, families, and a strong bond with all their friends, but this is a fanfiction and I will be writing this my own way.

It was a normal morning, nothing spectacular, nothing big or exciting, all the puzzle pieces fit together perfectly in their assigned order to create a regular day. Evan stumbled lazily to the couch, still wearing the jeans and dark, loose T-shirt he fell asleep in. He spent nearly the whole night editing videos and getting ready for E3.

Vanoss turned on the TV and sat down, not really caring that he had woken up at 10:45, he needed the sleep. He reached for the remote on the coffee table, but only made it halfway before a buzzing sound rang quietly through his ears a few times. Evan groaned, twisting around to look behind the couch, "Where the hell…"

The phone vibrated again before Evan sleepily pulled himself off the couch. He made his way to the kitchen, leaning on the counter as he reached for the cell phone laying face-down not far away. Evan turned it over and swiped up, looking over the messages he received. Three from Wildcat and two from Delirious. He smiled, walking away from the kitchen and letting himself fall back onto the couch. Getting messages from his friends always made him happy, Evan loved them more than anything. They always knew the right buttons to push to make him smile, laugh, cheer up, and yes, irritated.

He swiped over to Delirious' texts first, Jonathan was his best friend, and Evan really couldn't explain, or even figure out why they were closer than anyone in the crew. They hadn't even met each other yet.

"Hey, you awake yet? Look what I found."

Evan zoomed in on the picture attached, it took him about point 2 seconds to realize what it was exactly when he saw himself, Jonathan, Terroriser, and Lui.

"The animation is still a work in progress, but I also heard you were getting a new item on your spreadshirt. You know what it looks like yet, or nah?"

"Yeah, I'm up. That looks awesome, can't wait." Evan answered, "Yeah, I don't know what it looks like yet, but it's a T-shirt and a hoodie. I heard rumors that there will be a great new shirt on the amazing H2O Delirious spreadshirt as well."

"Well the rumors are true, lol, it's the "Give Birth" one even though that joke was made a while ago. Good to see you're alive, though, I'd have to get myself a new best friend, and it's pretty tough to find a sassy, good-looking, trolling owlboy."

Evan didn't answer immediately, trying to get over the last text. Best friend, good-looking, the words repeated in his head before he mentally waved them away. He smiled and messaged back, "Hell yeah it'd be pretty tough. But it'd also be difficult to find a masked, hilarious, antisocial maniac."

"Lol, no it wouldn't. This is the 21st century, Vanoss, we got crazies everywhere. Nowadays it isn't hard to meet a psychopath, just walk downtown, there'll be a few."

"Haha, we definitely live a crazy world, huh?"

"Yeah, ha, really fuckin' crazy."

Evan chuckled lightly aloud, leaving to check the messages Wildcat sent him.

"Yo Evan, you want to record the second part of that scary map later? Like 12:30?"

"Sleeping Beauty, you up yet?"

"Hey, dickhead, sing this in the melody of Twinkle Little Star, 'Wake up, wake up, wake up bitch, do it now you fucking dick'."

Evan laughed, "I feel like next time I see you you'll change that to my fucking phone-alarm-clock-shit thing."

"Yes, I will, considering we'll be meeting pretty soon, you will wake up to that song on your 'fucking phone-alarm-clock-shit thing'."

"Shut the hell up."

"You said it, not me. Speaking of meeting, did Delirious decide yet if he's going?"

"I doubt it, like Mini said once, he has as much chance of being there as Craig's left nut winning the next presidential debate."

"Dammit, I thought we got closer this time to convincing that little bitch!"

"Me too, but he hasn't said anything about it, he surely hasn't acted like he agrees with this."

"That bastard, why doesn't he just come? Even if he wearing a full body suit or mask, that's fine with me!"

Evan sighed, he wished the same. Even if Jon didn't show his face to anyone that'd be fine with him. He just wanted to be with his best friend, to finally meet him. Evan always did his best to respect Delirious' privacy, and support him no matter what, even if he was afraid of showing his face to even his friends. But at the same time, he longed to see Jon. Evan ran his hand back through his messy, bedhead hair. Like the fans, he sometimes had a doubtful thought in the back of his head, what if Jonathan never showed himself? Never revealed himself, never join the rest of the crew at cons and events, what if Evan never meets him?

"I wish he'd just reveal himself. But he's nervous and I can respect his privacy."

"Lol. Honestly I want to see you guys together, I'm sorry Evan but lately Nogla has been using his fucking Irish persuasions to get me hooked on H2OVanoss."

"What? Tyler, don't do this to me!"

"Sorry man, you bitches are just too fuckin cute."

"I will end you."

Evan scrolled down the glorious Google images and sent the pic to Wildcat, but Tyler obviously had the same idea. Three H2OVanoss fan arts were sent in answer to the MiniCat picture. A light blush reddened Evan's face when he saw the sinful images that had obviously come from one Hell; Tumblr.

"You little pig bitch."

"Lmfao. MiniCat, seriously? You know in that pic we were just fuckin around."

"I have to see that H2OVanoss shit on a daily basis. And yeah, you two were definitely 'fucking' around. Lol."

"Whatever, I'm on board the ship, all of us are now, basically."

"Nogla. That fucker. I'll kill him."

"Lol."

"Don't you be laughin, pig. You and your pig mama are next."

"Touch my pig mama and I'll be sure to 'touch' your owl mom."

"I murdered yo mama."

"And I fucked yours. Anyway, you up for recording today?"

"Yeah sounds good."

"Alright, 12:30, or is that the time you and H2O cuddle on the couch after fucking?"

"12:30. Stfu and go suck off Mini. I gotta answer someone real quick."

"Someone? I'm not stupid, dumbass. I know it's Delirious. Tell him I said hi."

"Will do, bitch."