The sun shown down on a happy, female, bouncing pony. Pinkie Pie was laughing and snorting as she bounced on the green surface. Suddenly a loud flash appeared behind her. She turned around to see what it was.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Yelled Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie Pie instead of laughing became furious.

"You think you can just come in here and do that to me?!" Screamed Pinkie Pie.

"Whoa. Calm down" Said Rainbow Dash.

"It was just a joke".

"WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY" Screamed Pinkie Pie.

"Um, are you alright today Pinkie Pie?" Said Dash

Pinkie Pie leaped in the air and knocked Rainbow Dash out of her cloud.

"Pinkie Pie get off me" Rainbow Dash said.

Pinkie Pie then stuck her hoof in Rainbow Dashes mouth. With angry eyes Pinkie Pie stared into Rainbow Dashes soul. Rainbow dash then knew this was no joke.

"Now go to bed." said Mrs. Cake in a soft voice. After seeing her babies were asleep she left the room. Once Pound Cake went to sleep, Pumpkin Cake opened her eyes and got out of her crib. Using her phase through ability, she went through the wall into the baking room. Her mom was just cleaning things up to go to bed. During so, Pumpkin Cake got an idea after seeing some rope in the corner. When Mrs. Cake finished, Pumpkin Cake followed her mother to her bedroom and then creped in. She waited until her mother was asleep, when she heard what was snoring she climbed up her mother's bed. She then proceeded to grab the rope she got from the kitchen and tie it around her mother's neck. Pumpkin Cake then tightened it, her mother awoke gasping for air, Pumpkin Cake only made it tighter. After a minute or so she was gone.

Her father had been out of town doing who knows what, so no one was around to see this act, or so she thought. When she turned around she saw Pound Cake.

Pound Cake was looking at Pumpkin Cake with wide eyes, shocked at what he had just witnessed. Pumpkin Cake could have no witnesses. When Pound Cake saw Pumpkin Cake charge at him with a glowing horn, he quickly flew away. Pumpkin Cake quickly chased after him, but Pound Cake seemed to dodge every magic blast she put on him.

Eventually she stopped chasing him. Pound cake quit flying, attempting to listen intensively to any noises from Pumpkin Cake. He then heard a door open. When he turned around he saw Pumpkin Cake with a big cutting knife floating above his head, it then came down with massively fierce force, splitting Pound Cakes skull in two. Pumpkin Cake then heard a gasp from behind her, when she turned around she saw Pinkie Pie in a shocked expression, but in seconds that expression turned into a big smile.

"My baby's learning!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie, she then trotted over and gave her a big hug.

"The price'll be 38 bits".

"Just put it on my tab" said Mr. Cake rather lazily. He had been drinking all night and honestly expected a bigger price. The stallion next to him let out a big burp.

"Y'know the world government is watching you right now, they got eyes everywhere, and they can control our thoughts through some base on the moon".

Mr. Cake ignored the ramblings of the stallion next to him; he was just some bum in his mid-forties who probably stole the money to get here anyways. He had been going to the bar a lot lately, he needed something to numb down all his worried feelings. He had been having financial troubles lately and he and his wife were arguing more frequently now.

"Alright you had enough, get out."

"You'll have to kill me first."

Mr. Cake not wanting to see the fight next to him exclaimed to no one "I have to use the bathroom now."

He then trotted his way to the colt's bathroom. After doing his business he went to wash his hooves, he was surprised to see a young mare in the mirror. Mr. Cake then turned around feeling much anxiety all the sudden.

"Hey there, I've been eyeing you all night." Said the young mare. She couldn't have been any older than her mid-twenties.

The young mare then pushed Mr. Cake up against the wall.

"C'mon, let's get out of here, get someplace to hide.

"Um no, I'm married, sorry."

"C'mon, just this night?"

"No I gotta go."

"But wait!"

"Bye!"

Mr. Cake then went out the back bathroom door and vomited on the ground. After this he lazily flopped on the ground. He felt like a loser, he left his family for the night to come to this dump. He should be there tucking his two babies in, and snuggling his wife in bed, but no, he was here sitting in his own vomit in the middle of the night.

He then saw a mysterious shadowy figure in the distance. Mr. Cake felt afraid but couldn't move. He was too drunk to even think straight. When the figure got near, he could hear in a voice, "give me your money." Mr. Cake then felt a stick slam into his chest.

"NOW!"

"Listen I have no money on me right now, I don't want any trouble."

Mr. Cake then felt the stick slam into his face; he could feel it was metal.

"THEN GIVE ME SOMETHING!"

Mr. Cake could barely talk from the blood and broken jaw.

"Peas don hurt me."

Mr. Cake then felt the stick slam into his ribcage.

"FINE THEN YOU WORTHLESS BUM!"

The bar came down again, this time hitting his spine. Then in a fury the bar came down multiple times, seemingly breaking every bone in his body. M. Cakes vision was so blurred from the pain and drunkenness he could not even make out the basic details of the figure. When the beating was done the mysterious figure walked away. He could hear him yell something.

"You're lucky I don't curb stomp you!"

Mr. Cake was now paralyzed and bloody all over. All he wanted to do was get home to see his family now.