KK: ^^ TA-DAAAAAAA...um...I really have nothing to follow up on that...hm...

****** A day later ******

KK: O_O! Oh, ...um.enjoy! ^^

Disclaimer: Nothing to say.

KK: T_______T *Pulls gun to disclaimer's head*

Disclaimer: (((O___O))) Um, she doesn't own YuGiOh...nope.

KK: ^^

Reader: Um...O_o *inches away*

KK: T_____T Get BACK here! *Ties Reader to chair*

Reader: O__O!!! *Is forced to read*

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KK: *Is watching lava lamp* ^^ Pretty...

Bakura: HOLLY CRAP! There's LAVA in there! O_O

KK: -___-;;; That's why they call it a LAVA lamp and-HEY! How the hell did you get here?!

Bakura: Um...Air Canada!

KK: O_o You took, a PLANE?

Bakura: Ya, I could see my house from up there! ^__^

KK: Where'd you get the money?

Bakura: You needed money?

KK: O_____O

Yami: At least *I* had money!

KK: O_O YOU'RE here to?

Yami: _YES_ When I heard Bakura was going to a lava lamp, I had to come.

KK: Uh-HUH... Why didn't you just buy/steal one?

Bakura: They didn't have a RED one!

Yami: He likes red...-__-;;;

Bakura: RED! WHERE?! WWWWHHHEEERRREE...?!

KK: O__O!! Um, in the lava lamp...

Bakura: ^^ *Looks at lava lamp*

Yami: How'd they get the lava in there without burning themselves?

KK: It's really just wax...

People: O______________O!! CURSE YOU KK! YOU RUINED THE MAGIC!! *runs away sobbing*

KK: *Blink, stare*

Bakura: Pretty red...O.O

KK's Mom: KK! Aneko is here!

KK: O__O Uh-oh. YAMI! HIIIIIDDDEEE!

Yami: *raises eyebrow* Why?

Aneko: *Enters KK's room* Hi KK, I'm just here to-*Spots Yami* O_O!! GASP! It's Yami! EEEEEEEEHIHEHIHEHHEHEIIEHEIEHEIEHEIEHEEEEE! ^___________^ *Hugs Yami*

All but Aneko: (((O____O)))

Yami: Let...go...O_O

Aneko: NEVA! T__T *Continues to hug*

Yami: *Is losing air* Gasp...can't...breath...@__@

Aneko: EHEHEHEHEHEHHHEEEEEE! ^_____^

Yami: *Is out cold* @__@

Aneko: Yami..? YAMI! O_O! I _KILLED_ YAMI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *sob*

KK's Mom: Ok Aneko, time to leave. ^^ *Pushes Aneko out the door*

Aneko: NOOOOO! YYYYAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! O__O *Is driven away* NOOOOOOOOOO-pause-OOOOOO-pause-ooooo...

Yami: *Gets up* Is she gone? O_O

Bakura: Yep.

KK: O_o You we're ACTING?

Yami: Yep! ^^

KK: Never underestimate a person who's hair deifies gravity...-__-;;

*******An hour later *******

All: *Have watched the lava lamp for about an hour*

Bakura: It's not moving fast enough...T__T

Yami: I can fix that! *picks up lava lamp by the cold glass*

KK: O_o! What are you doing...?

Yami: Making it go faster! ^^ *shakes it*

Bakura: O_________________________________O

Yami: What?

Bakura: You shouldn't have done that...O_O

Yami: O_o? * slowly sets lava lamp down*

Lava lamp's lava: *Separate into tiny bits, never to be joined together again*

Lava Lamp: *Is ruined*

KK: You shook my lava lamp...

Yami: O____O

KK: YOU shook my LAVA LAMP!

Bakura: O_O *Hides under bean bag chair*

Yami: (O_____O)

KK: YOU _SHOOK_ MY LAVA LAMP!!!!!!!! T____________________________T

Yami: ((((((O_____O))))))

Bakura: Dead man walking...

******* At Some school...somewhere... *******

Teacher: And what does Yami equal, class?

Class: Dead Man Walking! ^^

Teacher: Very good! ^_^

******* Back to Dead Man Wa- I mean Yami *******

KK: T_______________________________T DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *Attacks Yami*

Yami: O___O! *Is attacked*

Bakura: Told you...-__-;

KK: Die, die, die DDDIIIEEE! T___T

Yami: @___@

Bakura: *Pries KK Off Yami, and keeps a hold of her*

KK: *Waving arms* THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DDDDIIIIIEEE! T_____T

Bakura: -_____-;;; *Hits a certain pressure point on KK with side of hand*

KK: LET GO OF ME!!! I MUST KILL YAMI AND I...I... * Hit pressure point affects kick in* I...I like you...^__^ *Hugs Bakura*

Yami: *Is conscious* *Spots KK* (((((O_O)))))

KK: *Spots Yami* I like you to...^__^ *Hug*

Yami: O___o

KK: ^_____^

Yami: What'd you do to her?

Bakura: Pressure point.

Yami: Right...

KK: I like EVERYBODY! ^_^ I like you! *Hugs Bakura* And you! *Hugs Yami*

Yami: O__O I think I liked her better when she was scary...

Bakura: Ya...O_o

KK: ^_______^ HUUUGGGGGG! *Hugs both of them*

Yami: ((O_O)) When does this effect END?

Bakura: I don't know....O_O

KK: I love the birds, and the clouds, and the lava lamps-O_O T___T MY LAVA LAMP!

Yami: ((O______O)))

KK: THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DIE! T___T *Tackles Yami*

Yami: *Is tackled* HHHELLPPP! @__@

Bakura: -____-;; AGAIN I must save the pharaoh's ass...*Pulls out a red lava lamp*

KK: DIE! DIE! DI- O_O a lava lamp! ^^

Bakura: *Gives it to KK* Here ya go.

KK: ^^ Thankies! *Puts new lava lamp in place of old one* HUUUGG! ^_____^ *Hugs Bakura*

Bakura: O_O!! Um... ya... *Pats KK head*

KK: ^^

Yami: What do we do now? O_O

Bakura: Eat? *eyes cat*

Cat: (((O__O)))

KK: NOOOOO! MY kitty! *hugs kitty* Marbles is MY kitty, you no eaty her! T_T

Marbles: O_oU *Runs into the backyard*

Yami: we could watch the lava lamp again!

Bakura: We could eat.

Yami: T__T You ALWAYS want to eat.

Bakura: And you ALWAYS want to watch the lava lamp!

Yami: And you ALWAYS want to argue with me!

Bakura: *raises eyebrow* Your point?

Yami: *sigh* Dolt...

KK: We could blow up garden Gnomes! ^^

Bakura & Yami: ((O__O))

KK: Well, we could!

Bakura: I think we should...BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES!

KK: O_O I kinda just said tha-

Yami: What a good idea! ^^ Glad Bakura thought of it.

KK: T__T But I just-

Bakura: Yep, I agree, it is a good idea.

KK: T_______T Don't make me-

Yami: Well, lets take Bakura's good idea and blow up Garden Gnomes!

KK: T____________T *Punches Yami in the head*

Yami: @__@

Bakura: O_O Ok, it was your idea!

KK: DAMN STRAIGHT! T_T

Yami: Ow, my head...@_@

Bakura: Ok, let's take _KK's_ good idea and blow up some Gnomes!

KK: ^^ Ok. *Drags slightly injured Yami with her*

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KK: ^^ Hope you enjoyed it.

Yami: X__x

Bakura: YAY! WE GET TO BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES! ^__^

KK: Yep, in the next chapter. ^^ Review PWEASE! O_O Pleasey Weazy...?

Bakura: And please send suggestions for what else we should bow up!

MESSAGE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO FLAME: Congratulations! You, by flaming, have just:

A) Volunteered your house to be blown up! B) Won a time span of this story for you to be made fun of! And, last but not least! C) I will track you down, and kill you! No, I didn't say that. It was all in your mind. T___T