KK: ^^ TA-DAAAAAAA...um...I really have nothing to follow up on
that...hm...
****** A day later ******
KK: O_O! Oh, ...um.enjoy! ^^
Disclaimer: Nothing to say.
KK: T_______T *Pulls gun to disclaimer's head*
Disclaimer: (((O___O))) Um, she doesn't own YuGiOh...nope.
KK: ^^
Reader: Um...O_o *inches away*
KK: T_____T Get BACK here! *Ties Reader to chair*
Reader: O__O!!! *Is forced to read*
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KK: *Is watching lava lamp* ^^ Pretty...
Bakura: HOLLY CRAP! There's LAVA in there! O_O
KK: -___-;;; That's why they call it a LAVA lamp and-HEY! How the hell did you get here?!
Bakura: Um...Air Canada!
KK: O_o You took, a PLANE?
Bakura: Ya, I could see my house from up there! ^__^
KK: Where'd you get the money?
Bakura: You needed money?
KK: O_____O
Yami: At least *I* had money!
KK: O_O YOU'RE here to?
Yami: _YES_ When I heard Bakura was going to a lava lamp, I had to come.
KK: Uh-HUH... Why didn't you just buy/steal one?
Bakura: They didn't have a RED one!
Yami: He likes red...-__-;;;
Bakura: RED! WHERE?! WWWWHHHEEERRREE...?!
KK: O__O!! Um, in the lava lamp...
Bakura: ^^ *Looks at lava lamp*
Yami: How'd they get the lava in there without burning themselves?
KK: It's really just wax...
People: O______________O!! CURSE YOU KK! YOU RUINED THE MAGIC!! *runs away sobbing*
KK: *Blink, stare*
Bakura: Pretty red...O.O
KK's Mom: KK! Aneko is here!
KK: O__O Uh-oh. YAMI! HIIIIIDDDEEE!
Yami: *raises eyebrow* Why?
Aneko: *Enters KK's room* Hi KK, I'm just here to-*Spots Yami* O_O!! GASP! It's Yami! EEEEEEEEHIHEHIHEHHEHEIIEHEIEHEIEHEIEHEEEEE! ^___________^ *Hugs Yami*
All but Aneko: (((O____O)))
Yami: Let...go...O_O
Aneko: NEVA! T__T *Continues to hug*
Yami: *Is losing air* Gasp...can't...breath...@__@
Aneko: EHEHEHEHEHEHHHEEEEEE! ^_____^
Yami: *Is out cold* @__@
Aneko: Yami..? YAMI! O_O! I _KILLED_ YAMI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *sob*
KK's Mom: Ok Aneko, time to leave. ^^ *Pushes Aneko out the door*
Aneko: NOOOOO! YYYYAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! O__O *Is driven away* NOOOOOOOOOO-pause-OOOOOO-pause-ooooo...
Yami: *Gets up* Is she gone? O_O
Bakura: Yep.
KK: O_o You we're ACTING?
Yami: Yep! ^^
KK: Never underestimate a person who's hair deifies gravity...-__-;;
*******An hour later *******
All: *Have watched the lava lamp for about an hour*
Bakura: It's not moving fast enough...T__T
Yami: I can fix that! *picks up lava lamp by the cold glass*
KK: O_o! What are you doing...?
Yami: Making it go faster! ^^ *shakes it*
Bakura: O_________________________________O
Yami: What?
Bakura: You shouldn't have done that...O_O
Yami: O_o? * slowly sets lava lamp down*
Lava lamp's lava: *Separate into tiny bits, never to be joined together again*
Lava Lamp: *Is ruined*
KK: You shook my lava lamp...
Yami: O____O
KK: YOU shook my LAVA LAMP!
Bakura: O_O *Hides under bean bag chair*
Yami: (O_____O)
KK: YOU _SHOOK_ MY LAVA LAMP!!!!!!!! T____________________________T
Yami: ((((((O_____O))))))
Bakura: Dead man walking...
******* At Some school...somewhere... *******
Teacher: And what does Yami equal, class?
Class: Dead Man Walking! ^^
Teacher: Very good! ^_^
******* Back to Dead Man Wa- I mean Yami *******
KK: T_______________________________T DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *Attacks Yami*
Yami: O___O! *Is attacked*
Bakura: Told you...-__-;
KK: Die, die, die DDDIIIEEE! T___T
Yami: @___@
Bakura: *Pries KK Off Yami, and keeps a hold of her*
KK: *Waving arms* THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DDDDIIIIIEEE! T_____T
Bakura: -_____-;;; *Hits a certain pressure point on KK with side of hand*
KK: LET GO OF ME!!! I MUST KILL YAMI AND I...I... * Hit pressure point affects kick in* I...I like you...^__^ *Hugs Bakura*
Yami: *Is conscious* *Spots KK* (((((O_O)))))
KK: *Spots Yami* I like you to...^__^ *Hug*
Yami: O___o
KK: ^_____^
Yami: What'd you do to her?
Bakura: Pressure point.
Yami: Right...
KK: I like EVERYBODY! ^_^ I like you! *Hugs Bakura* And you! *Hugs Yami*
Yami: O__O I think I liked her better when she was scary...
Bakura: Ya...O_o
KK: ^_______^ HUUUGGGGGG! *Hugs both of them*
Yami: ((O_O)) When does this effect END?
Bakura: I don't know....O_O
KK: I love the birds, and the clouds, and the lava lamps-O_O T___T MY LAVA LAMP!
Yami: ((O______O)))
KK: THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DIE! T___T *Tackles Yami*
Yami: *Is tackled* HHHELLPPP! @__@
Bakura: -____-;; AGAIN I must save the pharaoh's ass...*Pulls out a red lava lamp*
KK: DIE! DIE! DI- O_O a lava lamp! ^^
Bakura: *Gives it to KK* Here ya go.
KK: ^^ Thankies! *Puts new lava lamp in place of old one* HUUUGG! ^_____^ *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: O_O!! Um... ya... *Pats KK head*
KK: ^^
Yami: What do we do now? O_O
Bakura: Eat? *eyes cat*
Cat: (((O__O)))
KK: NOOOOO! MY kitty! *hugs kitty* Marbles is MY kitty, you no eaty her! T_T
Marbles: O_oU *Runs into the backyard*
Yami: we could watch the lava lamp again!
Bakura: We could eat.
Yami: T__T You ALWAYS want to eat.
Bakura: And you ALWAYS want to watch the lava lamp!
Yami: And you ALWAYS want to argue with me!
Bakura: *raises eyebrow* Your point?
Yami: *sigh* Dolt...
KK: We could blow up garden Gnomes! ^^
Bakura & Yami: ((O__O))
KK: Well, we could!
Bakura: I think we should...BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES!
KK: O_O I kinda just said tha-
Yami: What a good idea! ^^ Glad Bakura thought of it.
KK: T__T But I just-
Bakura: Yep, I agree, it is a good idea.
KK: T_______T Don't make me-
Yami: Well, lets take Bakura's good idea and blow up Garden Gnomes!
KK: T____________T *Punches Yami in the head*
Yami: @__@
Bakura: O_O Ok, it was your idea!
KK: DAMN STRAIGHT! T_T
Yami: Ow, my head...@_@
Bakura: Ok, let's take _KK's_ good idea and blow up some Gnomes!
KK: ^^ Ok. *Drags slightly injured Yami with her*
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KK: ^^ Hope you enjoyed it.
Yami: X__x
Bakura: YAY! WE GET TO BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES! ^__^
KK: Yep, in the next chapter. ^^ Review PWEASE! O_O Pleasey Weazy...?
Bakura: And please send suggestions for what else we should bow up!
MESSAGE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO FLAME: Congratulations! You, by flaming, have just:
A) Volunteered your house to be blown up! B) Won a time span of this story for you to be made fun of! And, last but not least! C) I will track you down, and kill you! No, I didn't say that. It was all in your mind. T___T
****** A day later ******
KK: O_O! Oh, ...um.enjoy! ^^
Disclaimer: Nothing to say.
KK: T_______T *Pulls gun to disclaimer's head*
Disclaimer: (((O___O))) Um, she doesn't own YuGiOh...nope.
KK: ^^
Reader: Um...O_o *inches away*
KK: T_____T Get BACK here! *Ties Reader to chair*
Reader: O__O!!! *Is forced to read*
~~*~~~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~~~*~~
KK: *Is watching lava lamp* ^^ Pretty...
Bakura: HOLLY CRAP! There's LAVA in there! O_O
KK: -___-;;; That's why they call it a LAVA lamp and-HEY! How the hell did you get here?!
Bakura: Um...Air Canada!
KK: O_o You took, a PLANE?
Bakura: Ya, I could see my house from up there! ^__^
KK: Where'd you get the money?
Bakura: You needed money?
KK: O_____O
Yami: At least *I* had money!
KK: O_O YOU'RE here to?
Yami: _YES_ When I heard Bakura was going to a lava lamp, I had to come.
KK: Uh-HUH... Why didn't you just buy/steal one?
Bakura: They didn't have a RED one!
Yami: He likes red...-__-;;;
Bakura: RED! WHERE?! WWWWHHHEEERRREE...?!
KK: O__O!! Um, in the lava lamp...
Bakura: ^^ *Looks at lava lamp*
Yami: How'd they get the lava in there without burning themselves?
KK: It's really just wax...
People: O______________O!! CURSE YOU KK! YOU RUINED THE MAGIC!! *runs away sobbing*
KK: *Blink, stare*
Bakura: Pretty red...O.O
KK's Mom: KK! Aneko is here!
KK: O__O Uh-oh. YAMI! HIIIIIDDDEEE!
Yami: *raises eyebrow* Why?
Aneko: *Enters KK's room* Hi KK, I'm just here to-*Spots Yami* O_O!! GASP! It's Yami! EEEEEEEEHIHEHIHEHHEHEIIEHEIEHEIEHEIEHEEEEE! ^___________^ *Hugs Yami*
All but Aneko: (((O____O)))
Yami: Let...go...O_O
Aneko: NEVA! T__T *Continues to hug*
Yami: *Is losing air* Gasp...can't...breath...@__@
Aneko: EHEHEHEHEHEHHHEEEEEE! ^_____^
Yami: *Is out cold* @__@
Aneko: Yami..? YAMI! O_O! I _KILLED_ YAMI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *sob*
KK's Mom: Ok Aneko, time to leave. ^^ *Pushes Aneko out the door*
Aneko: NOOOOO! YYYYAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! O__O *Is driven away* NOOOOOOOOOO-pause-OOOOOO-pause-ooooo...
Yami: *Gets up* Is she gone? O_O
Bakura: Yep.
KK: O_o You we're ACTING?
Yami: Yep! ^^
KK: Never underestimate a person who's hair deifies gravity...-__-;;
*******An hour later *******
All: *Have watched the lava lamp for about an hour*
Bakura: It's not moving fast enough...T__T
Yami: I can fix that! *picks up lava lamp by the cold glass*
KK: O_o! What are you doing...?
Yami: Making it go faster! ^^ *shakes it*
Bakura: O_________________________________O
Yami: What?
Bakura: You shouldn't have done that...O_O
Yami: O_o? * slowly sets lava lamp down*
Lava lamp's lava: *Separate into tiny bits, never to be joined together again*
Lava Lamp: *Is ruined*
KK: You shook my lava lamp...
Yami: O____O
KK: YOU shook my LAVA LAMP!
Bakura: O_O *Hides under bean bag chair*
Yami: (O_____O)
KK: YOU _SHOOK_ MY LAVA LAMP!!!!!!!! T____________________________T
Yami: ((((((O_____O))))))
Bakura: Dead man walking...
******* At Some school...somewhere... *******
Teacher: And what does Yami equal, class?
Class: Dead Man Walking! ^^
Teacher: Very good! ^_^
******* Back to Dead Man Wa- I mean Yami *******
KK: T_______________________________T DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *Attacks Yami*
Yami: O___O! *Is attacked*
Bakura: Told you...-__-;
KK: Die, die, die DDDIIIEEE! T___T
Yami: @___@
Bakura: *Pries KK Off Yami, and keeps a hold of her*
KK: *Waving arms* THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DDDDIIIIIEEE! T_____T
Bakura: -_____-;;; *Hits a certain pressure point on KK with side of hand*
KK: LET GO OF ME!!! I MUST KILL YAMI AND I...I... * Hit pressure point affects kick in* I...I like you...^__^ *Hugs Bakura*
Yami: *Is conscious* *Spots KK* (((((O_O)))))
KK: *Spots Yami* I like you to...^__^ *Hug*
Yami: O___o
KK: ^_____^
Yami: What'd you do to her?
Bakura: Pressure point.
Yami: Right...
KK: I like EVERYBODY! ^_^ I like you! *Hugs Bakura* And you! *Hugs Yami*
Yami: O__O I think I liked her better when she was scary...
Bakura: Ya...O_o
KK: ^_______^ HUUUGGGGGG! *Hugs both of them*
Yami: ((O_O)) When does this effect END?
Bakura: I don't know....O_O
KK: I love the birds, and the clouds, and the lava lamps-O_O T___T MY LAVA LAMP!
Yami: ((O______O)))
KK: THE GRAVITY DEFYING HAIRED ONE MUST DIE! T___T *Tackles Yami*
Yami: *Is tackled* HHHELLPPP! @__@
Bakura: -____-;; AGAIN I must save the pharaoh's ass...*Pulls out a red lava lamp*
KK: DIE! DIE! DI- O_O a lava lamp! ^^
Bakura: *Gives it to KK* Here ya go.
KK: ^^ Thankies! *Puts new lava lamp in place of old one* HUUUGG! ^_____^ *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: O_O!! Um... ya... *Pats KK head*
KK: ^^
Yami: What do we do now? O_O
Bakura: Eat? *eyes cat*
Cat: (((O__O)))
KK: NOOOOO! MY kitty! *hugs kitty* Marbles is MY kitty, you no eaty her! T_T
Marbles: O_oU *Runs into the backyard*
Yami: we could watch the lava lamp again!
Bakura: We could eat.
Yami: T__T You ALWAYS want to eat.
Bakura: And you ALWAYS want to watch the lava lamp!
Yami: And you ALWAYS want to argue with me!
Bakura: *raises eyebrow* Your point?
Yami: *sigh* Dolt...
KK: We could blow up garden Gnomes! ^^
Bakura & Yami: ((O__O))
KK: Well, we could!
Bakura: I think we should...BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES!
KK: O_O I kinda just said tha-
Yami: What a good idea! ^^ Glad Bakura thought of it.
KK: T__T But I just-
Bakura: Yep, I agree, it is a good idea.
KK: T_______T Don't make me-
Yami: Well, lets take Bakura's good idea and blow up Garden Gnomes!
KK: T____________T *Punches Yami in the head*
Yami: @__@
Bakura: O_O Ok, it was your idea!
KK: DAMN STRAIGHT! T_T
Yami: Ow, my head...@_@
Bakura: Ok, let's take _KK's_ good idea and blow up some Gnomes!
KK: ^^ Ok. *Drags slightly injured Yami with her*
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KK: ^^ Hope you enjoyed it.
Yami: X__x
Bakura: YAY! WE GET TO BLOW UP GARDEN GNOMES! ^__^
KK: Yep, in the next chapter. ^^ Review PWEASE! O_O Pleasey Weazy...?
Bakura: And please send suggestions for what else we should bow up!
MESSAGE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO FLAME: Congratulations! You, by flaming, have just:
A) Volunteered your house to be blown up! B) Won a time span of this story for you to be made fun of! And, last but not least! C) I will track you down, and kill you! No, I didn't say that. It was all in your mind. T___T
